Two Best Friends Play:

Spider-Man Games

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Game Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage (SNES), Spider-Man/Venom: Separation Anxiety (SNES), Spider-Man Animated Series (SNES), Spider-Man 3 (Xbox 360)
Season 4
Episode 7
Length 18:26
Upload Date Mar 4, 2012
Controller Matt, Co-op
Previous Soul Calibur V
Next Xbox Live Indie Games II
“If only you had some sort of spider sense.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Spider-Man Games is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat beat up pedophiles in trench coats, make strange obscure comic book references, walk around like constipated businessmen, and watch as Spider-Man gives the least amount of fucks anyone has ever given.


Matt and Pat swing a web, any size, and suck at games, just like flies! Wait, what?
— Website description


Quotes Edit

Yoshi dropped him, he's floating up into space!
— Pat (on Spiderman's "space-bubble")
Wait, did a brawling Double Dragon/Final Fight game just tell you to go LEFT?!
— Matt
Wow, Doppelganger is a chump bitch!
— Pat
Remember that time where he killed Mary-Jane by injecting his radioactive semen into her over the course of decades?
— Matt
Remember that time he got turned into a giant fuckin' spider, and then gave birth to himself, and he had organic web shooters and he was jizzing out of his hands all over the fucking place?
— Pat
Man, Venom's ass is really prominent.
— Pat
It feels like he's wearing nothing at all!
— Matt
The problem with this game is that Spider-Man is constipated.
— Pat
Is that inventory...? Are those GRENADES?!
— Pat
Watch out for that renegade Bunsen burner!
— Matt
Man, Science is kicking your ass!
— Matt
Yep, that's what the sun looks like. Like a big fat-ass flashlight.
— Pat
This is how I fuck the sky!
— Matt
You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck Spiderman does not give.
— Matt



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