Super Best Friends Play


Splatoon Title
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Game Splatoon
Combined Length 57:28
Original Run Jun 20, 2015
Controller Matt, Woolie, and Liam
“We work with people who dress exactly like that.” — Woolie
“Yeah. No pants, just tentacles.” — Liam

Super Best Friends Play Splatoon is a one-off episode in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam try to raise their freshness levels as they meet the super biased cat of fate, exterminate the opposing octopus race, pay a visit to Pat's Mom, and summon Winston Churchill for strategic support.


Are we squids? Or kids? What wrath has god wrought upon us with this scourge of sea life/child hybrids?
— Website description

Quotes Edit

What? Am I a kid?
— Matt
No! You're a squid now!
— Woolie
You can be a black... person.
— Liam
It's basically Lord of the Flies with squids.
— Matt
If Godzilla tried to stomp through this area he'd be like, "This place is too trendy, I'm gone.".
— Matt
I can smell the mold on your dick, child. I got a crustacean nose.
— Woolie
We work with people who dress exactly like that.
— Woolie
Yeah. No pants, just tentacles.
— Liam
Plot scrapbook put together by Max Caulfield.
— Woolie
And while they're sinking and drowning, you get to massacre them.
— Liam
Well that's how Nintendo do.
— Matt
Take a fucking kindergarten class!
— Liam
You've been saying that to me a lot and you're right.
— Matt
I'm a girl.
— Woolie
Yeah, I know.
— Matt
It's not about killing Cranky, it's about playing the game.
— Woolie
I don't know. I think it's about killing Cranky.
— Matt
I don't think Winston Churchill knew about Splatoon though.
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The title card was drawn by CrankyConstruct.
    • He also created alternate color versions that can be found here.
  • The intro and outro music is from this commercial for Splatoon.
  • During the multiplayer segment, CrankyConstruct and possibly Madame 'Batsu of the Best Friends Tumblr page were also playing.


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