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Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon

Stairs

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Game Stairs
Length 39:06
Next Outlast The Whistleblower
Previous Albino Lullaby
“I was reading these things and they were like, 'Easy way to lose weight: Stop using escalators.' and I'm like, 'I'd rather be fat.'.” — Pat


Stairs is the eighteenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.


About Edit

Spooky Fact - Stairs kill approximately four thousand children per second.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat begin their crusade against the menace known as stairs by visiting one of Russia's premiere crime scenes, discussing proper suicide etiquette, photographing misleading graffiti, and opening a door that leads outside the game world.

Quotes Edit

As a general rule, I haven't told anyone my agenda, but fuck stairs in general. They're dangerous, they're a waste of time...
— Matt
I warned you about stairs, dog.
— Pat
I was reading these things and they were like, 'Easy way to lose weight: Stop using escalators.' and I'm like, 'I'd rather be fat.'.
— Pat
That's the new world of 'Stairs Fighter 3'.
— Matt
It's been a while since we pulled that one out. That's what she said.
— Pat
Even if you're in Russia and you're boss says, 'Go to Russia to take photos of that crime scene.', I'm like, 'I'm not going there.'.
— Matt
I was watching this horror movie the other night where this old lady falls down a set of stairs and usually you're first inclination is to laugh.
— Matt
...is to get a huge erection.
— Pat
I saw that huge butt and then I saw that smaller butt and I cried and ran away and talked about it here.
— Pat
That's just there for fucklechucks.
— Matt
Fucklechucks indeed.
— Pat

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