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Star Fox Adventures

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Game Star Fox Adventures
Episodes 18
Combined Length 08:35:26
Original Run Jul 25, 2015 - Sep 21, 2015
Controller Liam
“Welcome to Rush-Job Planet.” — Liam


Super Best Friends Play Star Fox Adventures is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie bullshit around while Liam kills it. Throughout Liam's one-hundred percent, no-death playthrough they get advice on being a coward from Megatron Slippy, collect Bafmo-families, reveal one weird trick that all Sharp-Claws hate, and face the Chamber of Three Trials inside the Cavern of Legend.


AboutEdit

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— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Star Fox Adventures Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

We're playing Sonic but the Nintendo version.
Matt
I rented the booklet. I mean, I rented it...
Woolie
In Grenada, you can only rent the booklet.
Matt
We humbly present to you another LP where Matt and blank bullshit around while Liam kills it.
Matt
I noticed when you were talking to another trike and his ass was kind of... depthing.
Matt
What happens if Fox is masturbating and General Pepper just comes on the holoview? That would be akward.
Matt
You see a fox dick.
Liam
Good luck!
Matt as General Pepper
If you know your sister, brother, your significant other is a 'Link doesn't go as fast when he rolls', make sure to slap them in the face from me.
Matt
You can really break down the amount of level of bugs by taking away the amount of actions the player can do.
Matt
Just Fox lifting up Slippy off Pride Rock... and just dropping him.
Matt
To be devoured by giraffes.
Woolie
Did I say captured? I meant probably dead.
Liam
I think I ate a dino burger with him in it. Earthwalkers are delicious.
Matt
The worst part of Dinosaur Planet is the people who live here.
Liam
I like this coward Slippy advice on the codec.
Woolie
Real life is missing natural explosives. C4 that grows on trees.
Woolie
Yeah, or if cows could explode.
Liam
When I did that early cameo in Streetwise, I remember trying to talk a couple times and being like, 'Oh. Ah. Uh. Ohh...'.
Woolie
“'I wish I was as cool as Pat.'.
Liam
You're stupid friend doesn't know how to breathe fire like fucking triceratops did.
Matt
What's that Devil May Cry wall?
Matt
It's a Devil May Cry wall. You have to wait for Dante to open it for you.
Liam
You go straight up to Ganon's room, pick the lock, and stab him while he's on the toilet.
Woolie
Kitsunes can't say mushi mushi.
Woolie
Moshi moshi. Mushi means 'fly or bug'.
Liam
They say you say that to prove you're not a kitsune.
Woolie
You guys are nerds.
Matt
What a fucking weeb.
Liam
Aunt May: "That Spiderman sure has a small penis!" Peter Parker: "UHHH OKAY!???"
Matt
I need jagged, pointy, Japanese Arwing.
Liam
I need to cut my leg when I try to get into it.
Matt
I need to cut my eyes looking at it.
Woolie
Yeah, that's the theme of Peppy. Just trombone farts.
Woolie
That's the twist. You thought Pat was a person but he's actually an item that brings you back to life when you die. You just have to make sure he's on you.
Woolie
That's as far as I want to go with foxes fucking dinosaurs.
Woolie
I wish I was a floating gun.
Woolie
It's fucking Rare, right? Make sex jokes wherever we can.
Liam
Here! Allow me to grab you by your ghoulies!
Matt
Rare, your trousers are down. And they have eyes on them.
Woolie
And we're looking at your snake. Your trouser snake.
Matt
It has eyes too.
Woolie
Googly eyes.
Matt
That's the good thing about Death. No one owns those rights.
Matt
He's cute. I'd self-insert myself into a story with him.
Matt
When my life expectancy is twenty and yours is seven, when do I know the time is right?
Woolie
So we're all agreed, we're gonna double down on furry dick convention?
Woolie
Okay, but only double down if you can make this funnier. Can you imporve this joke or was it alraedy at it's climax?
Liam
...
Woolie
What is this silence?
Liam
Even if they don't want it, you've already got a hedgehog created at birth.
Liam
I'll tell you guys about one of my proudest boners, since you asked...
Matt
Hey, everyone, if you see a game and it's box is cute, you should probably buy it.
Matt
Support cute boxes.
Liam
A planet without racism is barely a planet at all.
Liam
I think that after playing this, it's very clear to me this would have been better served as Dinosaur Planet.
Matt
Wait a minute, we need to see Falco first and then decide.
Woolie
And Tricky is like, 'But then who killed the world? Dun dun, dun dun!'.
Matt
You're using Monsanto crop Bomb Plants, so you can't expect anything.
Woolie
Monsanto owns Dinosaur Planet.
Liam
Are you sure you're not just getting an erection?
Liam
I'm almost eighty percent sure.
Matt
I get it. You own a fire truck and that's a lot better than my garden hose, but the building is still on fire.
Liam
What if Fox just lands in a temple and there are just holes for fucking, Metroid.
Woolie
Fucking Metroids.
Liam
Full scale offensive? Is that like when General Scales gets a boner?
Liam
Noah just going,'So which one of you guys wants to go to a convention?'.
Matt
Wow Alan, how did you make a whole area in one day?
Liam
You know when you're fighting Ridley in Metroid 3 and you're falling down the shaft and it's the coolest thing ever? That's not this.
Matt
I need to know if there is Bafmodad vore fanfiction.
Liam
Oh god, I have so much free Gold Bond medicated powder, and mild racism.
Matt
The ancients believed that the moon was the first waterbender.
Matt
I enjoy these retractable balls.
Woolie
The voices are just saying the game is over and the boss should quit? And he's doing it!
Matt
I have experience fighting giant space faces.
Woolie
Welcome to Rush-Job Planet.
Liam
How many voices can you do in the cut game time?
Matt
We gotta stay until the credits fade away. Just like our souls.
Matt

Times Edit

Wow, Alan, how did you make a whole level in one afternoon?
Liam
Planet shard Time
Dark Ice Mines 56:44
CloudRunner Fortress 32:55
Walled City (1st) 20:07
Walled City (2nd) 18:30
Walled City (Total) 38:37
Dragon Rock 23:30

Trivia Edit

  • The title card art was made by CrankyConstruct
  • The intro and outro music is:
  • When part ten of this LP was originally uploaded, the video showed them much further in the game than they had been in this previous part, seemingly skipping an entire area of the game. Matt later addressed this on their Facebook. It was later re-uploaded with the correct footage and subtitled, '[PART DEUX: Electric Boogaloo]'. The original part ten was uploaded as part twelve with an addition in the description stating, 'Some of you may have previously seen this episode, as it was mislabeled "Episode 10".'.

Gallery Edit

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