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Super/Two Best Friends Play

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

KOTOR Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Episodes 99
Combined Length 51:05:50
Original Run Nov 30, 2017 - Apr 23, 2018
Controller Woolie
“I wonder why it gave me Dark Side points.” — Woolie
“You saw a person and then went, 'I'm going to murder you, racial slur.'.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie join their new friend, Nevara "Pockets" Chaar, as she threatens and robs everyone she meets, tricks a Wookie into a lifetime of servitude, continues to push her anti-Twi'lek agenda, causes the deaths of thousands of innocent people, and fights a crippling gambling addiction.

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Quotes[]

The persuasiveness of charisma is very, depending on how much of an asshole you wanna be, is either useful or totally useless.
Pat
Empathy is bad.
Pat
Hey, remember when Bioware made great games that didn't get cancelled?
— Pat
Oh, you haven't played an RPG on the channel, have you?
Pat
No. Wait! Final Fantasy X.
Woolie
A real RPG.
Pat
No.
Woolie
See? Bashing doors. It's great when no one on your team knows how to unlock a fucking thing.
Pat
Penis-Head Alien-Man says, 'What are you buying?'.
Woolie
Just reach over there and grab it.
Pat
No, that's his sensitive area. They really, really don't like that, unless they love it.
Woolie
How fucking sick would it be if I'm, like, a huge dick, and it's like, 'Okay, you wanna be a Sith?', and I'm like, 'Nah. I'm a Jedi. I'm just a huge dick.'.
Woolie
Gambling is a young man's game. You can't take the loan shark beat downs when you're sixty.
Pat
And stomping on old people. Those brittle bones are squishy.
Woolie
They look different! Our genitalia don't eve fit! I would know. I tried.
Woolie on aliens
These fucking Lekies, I tell ya.
Woolie
Oh boy. Oh, we're in this now? Okay.
Pat
Do we have a choice?
Woolie
We never had a choice. Can't run a business, only good for one thing. Am I right?
Pat
*Laughs* No.
Woolie
Oh yeah? Now you're uncomfortable! Huh?
Pat
Twitch.tv/pocketsballs.
Woolie
Oh, a Twi-lek's corpse.
Pat
Good.
Woolie
Good, two medpacs. I believe that's the exact amount you used.
Pat
Oh, we said good for different reasons.
Woolie
My dick wasn't out, it was a joke
Pat
I know we make the Louis C.K. jokes but...
Woolie
Hey isn't there a Hutt asshole you should be sticking your head into right about now?
Woolie on Carth
I know what this place is.
Pat
Morlocks?
Woolie
Australia
Pat
I mean... so yeah, Morlocks.
Woolie
You know, hate leads to anger, Carth.
Woolie
Oh fuck off.
Pat
You sold the cure for AIDS to Monsanto?
Woolie
For 30 bucks?
Pat
I mean, I can do that, technically. I can dread-whip a motherfucker.
Woolie
Yeah and then the juice that hides in your dreads flies out.
Pat
Pathing is hard you guys. What year did we figure out pathing?
Woolie
Never.
Pat
Standos? I hope nobody gets those like Dio Brando.
Pat
I gotta lot of shit I can stick into my shit.
Woolie
I wonder why it gave me Dark Side points.
Woolie
You saw a person and then went, 'I'm going to murder you, racial slur.'.
Pat
Best gunner this side of the galaxy.
Woolie
Did you just salute yourself?
Pat
I don't wanna talk about more stories. My pants are moist.
Woolie
The importance you put in a name is misleading, young one. You of all people should remember that.
Nemo
Yeah, Pockets.
Pat
Would you happen to be collecting these from the bodies of the previous people you sold them to? That's a pretty sick, endless.. that's like Gamestop.
Woolie
Squares are cool. I like the square as a shape, personally. Does that make me a square? Yeah.
Pat
Girl I saw you in my dream and the dream was horrible and had portents of a dark future. I guess it's not as romantic when I say it like that.
Pat
I want my stomach noise to be picked up on camera visually.
Pat
The skin is flaking off my face and I'm like, 'Yup. I'm gonna do that.'.
Woolie
You got that Oni fire coming from underneath your, your brow. Kinda look like horns.
Pat
Hey, you should see my dad, really. Super hereditary.
Woolie
It's a skin thing. Don't worry about it. I got werewolfism.
Pat
This monster bred by ancient Sith that were spread around just to fuck over Jedi. Unfortunat... uhh, sorry. Fortunately they're super rare. They only dwell in the dankest of pits next to the Bitcoin machines.
Pat
No matter what kind of weird alien you are, everybody likes titties, I guess.
Pat
That sounds like a Dark Side form of real estate.
Pat about time shares
Damn, the controller vibrated. Yeah, that thing took a huge shit and it shook the world.
Woolie
What's that logo mean?
Woolie
It means, 'Fuck y'all. Pockets.', is what it means.
Pat
Dicks should never be sneak dicks. If I'm gonna go out on a limb, I'm gonna say that dicks should always be overt, announced in advance, there should be a nice royal decree if there needs to be, but everything.. there should be a memo, and then as we approach the date of the dick, we then see what, yup, everyone has predict.. yup.
Woolie
It might as well be Morgana the cat yelling, 'Kanji, don't fuck my ass so raw!'. Feel free to look up that stuff at your own leisure, folks.
Pat
You can't have Olympics unless you discriminate by race. That's silly.
Woolie
You said, 'Tap that Dex.' and I misheard you, so you said it weird and slow so that my brain translated it into, 'Tap that dick's dirty.'.
Pat
♫ Da duh da duh, duh duh duh, sneak dicks. Making sure the aliens are segregated at the Olympics. ♫ That's all I remember.
Pat
My stamina on sneezing is unmatched.
Pat
I don't reach my hand out to receive anything, I open the side of my pants and you put it in.
Woolie
I have a Wookie. I'm also trained. You can fuck off now.
Woolie
Don't. I know you're high and all, but can we not, can we not get the internet humor in this video?
Pat
I have a bunch of carefully worded questions to ask. So are you saying the boats were an improvement?
Pat
“'Cause the whole funny thing with the droids is they go, 'Beep Boop.' and you go, 'That's horribly racist. Why would you say that T-3?'.
Woolie
Woolie, you're gonna have to stomp some babies.
Pat
I'm going to have to just put them on the curb and do it.
Woolie
Maybe your system is garbage. Maybe it smells like taint, like you.
Woolie
I like it well done! Every steak in Heaven is well done! You want that rare shit? You know where to go.
Pat as God
The Mass Relay is proof that your race is now ready for huge, big porn ads.
Woolie
Says you. I'll do anything. I'll kill your mom. Push Nana down the stairs.
Pat
I don't think he's a cannibal, I think he just licks them.
Pat
I'm gonna point out that's a cannibalism joke and not a creepy fish sex joke.
Pat
You're gonna be a goddamned lawyer, Woolie. Whether you want to or not.
Pat
You're in fucking space, Woolie. There's always fighting in space.
Pat
I took my pants off. That's what's helping Woolie. Don't judge him.
Pat
Do you think it will ever stop?
Pat
David Cage?
Woolie
No, when I'm old do you think I'll have wisdom and shit?
Pat
No.
Woolie
If it wasn't for Gendo's hard-on, the world would be a better place.
Woolie
My attorney is Mr. Mido Clorian
Woolie
You're party is shit their asses, and they got stuck inside their own assholes.
Pat
Sorry, your class and your birth chooses who your friends are!
Woolie
Woolie, I'd think you'd be used to it by now.
Pat
I have a real talent for turning off old men.
Pat
So what's happening here is that you have stolen Jordan's from a fish person on ,right, and you have a stolen jersey from the Jedi guy, and your pockets are, like, gold is falling out of them per step, and you're going, 'Ehhhh... get in my pockets. I need more.', and you're like, 'Your pockets are fucking full, Pockets!', and then you hold up stolen pants and you go, 'No, these pockets.'.
Pat
Fishman garlic sauce?
Woolie
No. Fuck, eww gross. Get that shit off my mouth.
Pat
I can almost hear the rod in your pants at this efficiency.
Woolie
Human, why are you holding a bottle of soy sauce.
Woolie as a Selkath
Human, no! Human, stop nibbling on that.
Pat as a Selkath
I'm blowing myself, that's what I'm doing.
Woolie
I could be the strongest force user ever if anxiety goes into it.
Pat
Hey try this one. How about this? Okay, you ready? Okay, I'm a Jedi. Yes? I'm a very wise Jedi, right, and I don't like the emperor, mainly because he killed me, right? So, I'm gonna be a Force ghost that you can't get rid of or touch and I'm just gonna hang out in the emperor's office all day and just show him my taint. Just every day, all day.
Pat
Don't fall in love, kids.
Woolie
Or else what? You'll end up on an episode of Seinfeld?
Pat
That's why I keep tadpoles in my pockets, so I can just use them as fucking batteries.
Pat
They're like, 'We gotta keep that Starforge on lock because 3D printing is gonna fuck up everything, it's too evil.
Woolie
We're not gonna do anything with these rock-hard boners, we just have them.
Woolie
Man, so here we are, wiping out what was built up to be The Builders, The Great Ones, from that Starforge moment, and there's such, like, awe in that moment, and it's just a bunch of fucking ugly aliens trying to do roundhouse kicks.
Woolie
That's just Star Wars, man.
Pat
I dislike her and her cat people, because they're not hot cat people and that should be against the law.
Pat
Now you're getting it. Now you're getting a horrible addiction to numbers.
Pat
Hey, do you wanna punch a hole bunch of buttholes at once?
Woolie
Dude, always air on the side of brighter.
Pat
But then the dark surprises are not going to be as surprising.
Woolie
You wouldn't print a Jedi.
Woolie
Yeah I would. I'd download a car. I'd download a Jedi. We downloaded these Jedi.
Pat

Trivia[]

  • The title card was made by 2Snacks.
  • The LP is titled "Super Best Friends Play", which is usually reserved for LPs with three or more people.
    • The title card has "Two Best Friends Play" on it, which is usually reserved for videos with just Matt and Pat.
  • The intro plays twice at the start of part two.
  • This is the longest full Let's Play to date in terms of combined length, spanning ninety-nine episodes (over fifty-one hours total). It also has the most parts of any LP, beating out the Dark Souls 2 LP by sixteen episodes.

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