Mechaweek Final Mission
Steel Batallion
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Game | Steel Battalion |
Length | 1:01:49 |
Upload Date | Mar 21, 2015 |
Controller | Woolie, Pat |
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“Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?” — Matt
Steel Battalion is the eighth and last episode of Mechaweek. In this episode, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam bust out the OG Xbox and the most unsophisticated gamepad ever as RAGE trains them on piloting their new vertical tanks so they can truly appreciate all the controller porn.
About[]
- “FINAL_MISSION: Overwhelming_Rage
Primary Objective: Showcase the most realistic commercially available Mech simulator ever made.
Secondary Objective: Redirect all queries to Ensign Liam, standing by with the Operator's Manual.
Tertiary Objective: Try not to fall over and embarass ourselves in front of EVERYONE. Girls are watching. ”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “I wanted to do the Kinect one!”
- — Matt
- “Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?”
- — Matt
- “Vertical tanks? What about vertical planes, idiots?”
- — Pat
- “If they see your VT trip over it's own shoelaces, you'll never hear the end of it.”
- — Matt
- “I can't wait for my great-grandson to pilot one of these.”
- — Liam
- “I don't even have a segway into this, so I'm just gonna say the words Robot Jox.”
- — Matt
- “There's part of me that thinks every time we move a table the microphone will just burst into flames.”
- — Pat
- “If you're not hitting the broad side of a barn, you're not hitting it.”
- — Liam
- “You are over the carrying capacity for STDs.”
- — Pat
- “I guess that's a lesson. If you can't win, just run away.”
- — Liam
- “This isn't as hard as it looks. It's actually way harder than it looks.”
- — Pat
- “You should reload becaus you can.”
- — Liam
- “WHICH FUCKIN' BUTTON IS IT, LIAM!?”
- — Liam
- “One of the forty!”
- — Liam
- “Steel Batallion: Always pounding ass.”
- — Matt
- “Steel Batallion it's out ten years ago, go buy it.”
- — Liam
Trivia[]
- The music used in the intro is the theme used during the fight between Achilles and Alexander in Robo Jox.
- The music used in the outro is "Inner Universe" by Origa, best known as the intro theme for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
- The name of the game was misspelled in the title of this video.