Mechaweek Final Mission

Steel Batallion

Steel Battalion Title
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Game Steel Battalion
Length 1:01:49
Upload Date Mar 21, 2015
Controller Woolie, Pat
Previous Mobile Suit Gundam - Extreme Vs. Full Boost
Next Mechaweek 2
“Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?” — Matt

Steel Battalion is the eighth and last episode of Mechaweek. In this episode, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam bust out the OG Xbox and the most unsophisticated gamepad ever as RAGE trains them on piloting their new vertical tanks so they can truly appreciate all the controller porn.

About Edit

FINAL_MISSION: Overwhelming_Rage

Primary Objective: Showcase the most realistic commercially available Mech simulator ever made.

Secondary Objective: Redirect all queries to Ensign Liam, standing by with the Operator's Manual.

Tertiary Objective: Try not to fall over and embarass ourselves in front of EVERYONE. Girls are watching.

— Video description

Quotes Edit

I wanted to do the Kinect one!
— Matt
Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?
— Matt
Vertical tanks? What about vertical planes, idiots?
— Pat
If they see your VT trip over it's own shoelaces, you'll never hear the end of it.
— Matt
I can't wait for my great-grandson to pilot one of these.
— Liam
I don't even have a segway into this, so I'm just gonna say the words Robot Jox.
— Matt
There's part of me that thinks every time we move a table the microphone will just burst into flames.
— Pat
If you're not hitting the broad side of a barn, you're not hitting it.
— Liam
You are over the carrying capacity for STDs.
— Pat
I guess that's a lesson. If you can't win, just run away.
— Liam
This isn't as hard as it looks. It's actually way harder than it looks.
— Pat
You should reload becaus you can.
— Liam
— Liam
One of the forty!
— Liam
Steel Batallion: Always pounding ass.
— Matt
Steel Batallion it's out ten years ago, go buy it.
— Liam

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the intro is the theme used during the fight between Achilles and Alexander in Robo Jox.
  • The music used in the outro is "Inner Universe" by Origa, best known as the intro theme for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
  • The name of the game was misspelled in the title of this video.


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