Steel Battalion

Mechaweek Final Mission Steel Batallion
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Game	Steel Battalion
Length	1:01:49
Upload Date	Mar 21, 2015
Controller	Woolie, Pat
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“Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?” — Matt

Steel Batallion is the eight and last episode of Mechaweek. In this episode, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam bust out the OG Xbox and the most unsophisticated gamepad ever as RAGE trains them on piloting their new vertical tanks so they can truly appreciate all the controller porn.

About

“FINAL_MISSION: Overwhelming_Rage

Primary Objective: Showcase the most realistic commercially available Mech simulator ever made.

Secondary Objective: Redirect all queries to Ensign Liam, standing by with the Operator's Manual.

Tertiary Objective: Try not to fall over and embarass ourselves in front of EVERYONE. Girls are watching. ”

— Video description

Quotes

“I wanted to do the Kinect one!”

— Matt

“Is there a button to control the cotton candy machine in the back of your VT?”

— Matt

“Vertical tanks? What about vertical planes, idiots?”

— Pat

“If they see your VT trip over it's own shoelaces, you'll never hear the end of it.”

— Matt

“I can't wait for my great-grandson to pilot one of these.”

— Liam

“I don't even have a segway into this, so I'm just gonna say the words Robot Jox.”

— Matt

“There's part of me that thinks every time we move a table the microphone will just burst into flames.”

— Pat

“If you're not hitting the broad side of a barn, you're not hitting it.”

— Liam

“This isn't as hard as it looks. It's actually way harder.”

— Pat

Trivia

• The music used in the intro is the theme used during the fight between and Alexander in Robo Jox.
• The name of the game is misspelled in the title of this video.

Gallery

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