Saturday Morning Scrublords

Steel Rivals

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Game Steel Rivals
Upload Date Jul 15, 2016
Length 28:01
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“I am consistently losing control of all sorts of parts of my body.” — Pat

Steel Rivals is the thirty-fourth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Woolie, and Liam take on what could be called some kind of Soul Calibur rip-off except that would imply that this game actually aspired to be something other than trash.


Pros: Has good game modes Graphics are not bad but not great Character models look ok Boobs - yes this is also a con... Has local play Cons: No story Character movement sometimes looks horrible Bad soundtrack No block button! or maybe it was just me... Very few moves Needs better controls Doesn't have online play Boobs boobs everywhere!
— Video Description


The Age of Boobarian continues.
— Woolie
The new Berserk game came out and we're playing that.
— Liam
I am consistently losing control of all sorts of parts of my body.
— Pat
This is what was intended for EVO.
— Woolie
Pick your favorite columns.
— Liam
Yeah, Matt. Which columns do you like?
— Pat
Those are good columns.
— Woolie
Why? Why? Why couldn't you make more than one stage?
— Matt
Because these are downloaded assets from poser.
— Woolie
You made this, is what you're saying? Or you made a more pornographic version of this?
— Pat
Well, yeah, this is a little too tame for my tastes.
— Woolie
The lepers have to shit somewhere>
— Woolie
Let it be on this Steam forum.
— Matt

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/0
Pat 0/2
Woolie 0/2
Liam 2/1

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