SBFC 024

Steve Buscemi is a Zora

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Length 2:39:11
Date January 21, 2014
Previous Birthing Scars in Glorious 4K
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“Just condemn the bottom one hundred Woolies to suffocation.” — Pat

SBFC 024: Steve Buscemi is a Zora is the twenty-fourth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.


ARMCHAIR CEO is back, and this time it’s all about Nintendo. There’s also some bits in there about cool Kickstarters and our favorite anime openings. But then we go right back into Nintendo.
— Podcast description


Steve Buscemi is a Zora.
— Woolie
Did you know that the King of the Zora starred in Boardwalk Empire for five seasons?
— Matt
Yeah, I'm gonna be moving back to my home planet, the states.
— Matt
It's otherwise known as Loli Conquest....
— Liam
Queen's Blade makes Ikki Tousen look like Grave of the Fireflies.
— Matt
You wa stop!
— Matt
Games should be completable.
— Woolie
Is this GBA versus PS3 part two?
— Woolie
The new Metroid is gonna be a runner.
— Liam
I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm an expert on Japanese culture.
— Pat
Synchronisation rate is high Woolie!
— Pat
There's a collection of people on the Internet.
— Woolie
But what if you need to send a piece of physical thing?
— Woolie
I can buy a bag of chips now, with Star Fox.
— Woolie
Just condemn the bottom one hundred Woolies to suffocation.
— Pat
I'm waiting to see if Pat knows what goes inside a kitchen.
— Matt
Woolie's death will be the most unwarrented comeback.
— Liam
You're listening to an audio podcast, you can't tell we're not reaching around.
— Pat

Letter TimeEdit

Q: Has Microsoft paid you for your YouTube videos? from Jared

  • No, and we're not allowed.

Q: Of all the games you've played, how many have you kept in your personal collection, and what are they? from David

  • Most of them.

Q: Do you guys think you'll be able to keep up the pace, and why do you choose to record on Monday nights? from David

  • The news week starts on Tuesday, and it's the most convenient, because you'll have it all week.

Q: Gorilla murder question: how many clones of yourself would it take to kill a full grown gorilla in unarmed combat, and what would your strategy be? from Argo

  • At least one hundred clones would be needed. You get one guy to be the meat, and use two more to go for the eyes, or have a large amount of people agree to be the meat wall, then use their bones as weapons. Alternatively, you could have enough such that you could smother it.

Q: What do you think of Wakfu? from Brendan

  • Liam: It's great!

Q: What is your favourite loading screen? from Ethan

  • Everyone: Bayonetta

Q: If Commander Nelson asked you to join the team, and you had to pick your wonderful weapon, but it can only be a household appliance, what would it be?

  • Woolie: Wonderful Waffle Maker
  • Matt: Wonderful Pizza Cutter
  • Pat: Wonderful Romantic Rubber Fist Wonder Box Cutter Wonder Plunger
  • Liam: Wonderful Shop Vac

Q: What were your favourite parts of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure? from Martin

  • Seven page fist festival.

Q: What's the worst "what the fuck, you should be dead" moment you've seen in a movie or a game? from Lucas

  • Pat: Raiden getting crushed by Outer Haven in Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, the bird guy in One Piece, who gets vaporised by a nuke.
  • Liam: Meryl/Otacon, where one of them literally died.
  • Woolie: Kira from Gundam Seed
  • Matt: Gouken