Two Best Friends Play:

Super Mario 3D World

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Game Super Mario 3D World
Season 8
Episode 6
Length 15:55
Upload Date December 7, 2013
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam
Previous Dead Rising 3
Next Fighter Within
“Mario 3D World: Everyone dies. Fuck it.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play Super Mario 3D World is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam twerk on Bowser, troll each other, and dog pile on a dinosaur.

About Edit

We kill each other while dressed as cats. Just another day at Best Friends HQ!
— Video description
Oh man, oh man…this is gonna go SO well! Another heaving helping of that succulent toad butt!
— Website description

Intro Edit

The intro shows Matt and Pat getting the cat suit and running through a level, stomping on Goombas, collecting coins, and running up the pole at the end. Then during their victory pose, a Chomp eats them.

Quotes Edit

Did you know you can be a cat in this?
— Matt
Oh my god, I'm as short as you in real life.
— Matt, to Pat
Now there's two of me. Contain your excitement, ladies.
— Matt
Well at least we're not as shitty as Toad.
— Pat
Hot chicks are better than the proletariat.
— Pat
Why would anyone do anything, Woolie?
— Pat
What we do in life echoes in eternity!
— Matt
Mario 3D World: Everyone dies. Fuck it.
— Matt
It's a all about me, Mario!
— Pat
Life is cheap - especially when you're Italian.
— Pat
Sonic, you're going too fast.
— Liam
Yeah, brothers are the best! Brothers do it all night!
— Matt
Iwata's ass?
— Pat
It's all up to Liam now! Someone slap the controller out of his hands!
— Pat
These motherfucking ginger-seeking butt bees.
— Matt
So, Toad is basically the Cyclops of the Mario world.
— Matt
The goal is to just murder this family.
— Woolie
I beat up the real woman.
— Pat


  • The opening scene of the title screen was shown a second time at 13:24.


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