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Best Friends Play

Super Mario Odyssey

Odyssey Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Super Mario Odyssey
Episodes 23
Combined Length 11:40:57
Original Run Dec 1, 2017 - Jan 2, 2018
Controller Woolie
“Knowing how much, how useless their lives are, now that I've walked a day in their shoes, they need to be killed even harder. I've felt their pain and struggle and it makes me all the more convinced, my quest is righteous.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Super Mario Odyssey is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie get a second chance at a Mario LP and enslave multiple creatures whilst discussing their mating habits, have a fashion battle with Bowser, murder a family of rabbits multiple times, and learn fancy jump tech.

About[]

DO THE MARIO! SHAKE YOUR ASS FROM SIDE TO SIDE! C'MON BUY AMIIBOS! DO THE MARIO!
— Parts one through six description
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com
— Parts seven through twenty-three description

Quotes[]

We've even got our little Bowser emojis here, dropping them in the chat.
Woolie
Dude, when this comes out at, like, Awesome Games Done Quick, face will melt and dicks will rise.
Matt
It's like Kanye marrying what's her face? Big-ass Jackson or whatever.
Matt
Which is, again, not unlike most Dark Souls and/or Bloodborne bosses.
Woolie
Yeah, most of them are like, 'I'm sexy!'.
Matt
I mean, the wet nurse, Mergo's Wet Nurse was pretty much all about that, if you read the sub-text.
Woolie
David Cage is not Satan. Satan would have prose and an imagination
Matt
And a concept of how an act three should play out.
Woolie
I killed a god!
Woolie as Mario
Again. It's becoming routine.
Matt as Mario
God-slayer Mario. Coming for you, Behelit.
Woolie as Mario
Like, if she signs the papers, what are you gonna do?
Woolie
There's not much you can do. Yep.
Matt
If she gets her bridal maid.. bridal party to show up and has them all dressed to the nines..
Woolie
Oh no. Like, Princess Peach is hanging outside a limo, just hitting up all the clubs.
Matt
Help, help! My bachelorette party is too lit!
Woolie
Look, there's wedding Goombas. It's legal in this state now.
Matt
What was the situation though? With the weddings, for the Goombas. I don't.. Is there a Game Theory video on it? That's made up with bullshit?
Matt
It reminds me of Austin Eruption for some reason.
Matt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like, a little loser boy.
Woolie
You ain't getting none if your friends don't come. That's what it is. That's the whole crew. Running a train is expected.
Woolie on Goomba mating rituals
Better have your ticket.
Matt
All aboard.
Woolie
What we gotta do is, we gotta start the war between the subreddit, the Tumblr group, and the Zaibatsupedia, right, and then you think it's all going great and then the TVTropes group shows up and they've got Kanye West, and Will Smith's on the roof.
Woolie
Always do the weird butt-stuff when you can.
Matt
I said a musician but you brought me a bassist. That's all fine, I guess.
Matt as Pauline
They're basically the same. Like the Cuban flag and the American flag. It's like, it's basically the same flag. It's basically the same country.
Woolie
If you ignore a lot of facts most jokes do become more funny.
Matt
Knowing how much, how useless their lives are, now that I've walked a day in their shoes, they need to be killed even harder. I've felt their pain and struggle and it makes me all the more convinced, my quest is righteous.
Woolie
There's probably some fucked up LORD OF SEAL DICKS that we just don't even...
Woolie
Lord of seal dicks now?
Matt
That's not even what I said. That's not even what I said.
Woolie
Isn't it?
Matt
Sonic was born on a pole an he'll die on a pole
Matt
Mario games, promoting racism.
Matt
Do you, Woolie, have a favorite Mario?
Matt
Game? No, I don't.
Woolie
You don't because you haven't thought about or you're like, 'No, I just can't pick.'?
Matt
No, I just.. there's just.. that's just too much.
Woolie
That's a pretty good answer actually. For me, Mario is Missing.
Matt
Drahmin must win.
Matt
Those who forget about Necrid are damned to repeat it.
Woolie
I'd imagine that's kind of like what having sex with Bowser is. Don't touch that part, it's poison. That shoots fire.
Matt
That's fucked up. That means Goombas were the origin- Goombas were the Engineers.
Matt
The prototype race?
Woolie
Now we're just listening to Sonic music. This is just endgame Sonic Adventure.
Woolie
Yeah, but now it's in a good game!
Matt
The theme of Bowser. Positivity. We can do it. Yeah. This song's title is "I Just Wanna Fuck Peach".
Matt
In brackets "(Believe)".
Woolie
Dammit, he didn't die.
Woolie
He probably will, one day.
Matt
How 'bout your sheep eat my dick?
Woolie
Nothing happened. It's the end of the LP.
Matt
Just as flaccid as our commentary.
Woolie

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