Best Friends Play
Super Mario RPG
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Game | Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars |
Episodes | 25 |
Combined Length | 14:21:56 |
Original Run | Jan 10, 2015 - Feb 27, 2015 |
Controller | Liam |
“To fans of this game that are upset that we are filthing it up, I mean eh, what do you expect?” — Pat
Best Friends Play Super Mario RPG is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Liam play the offspring of Square and Nintendo's passionate one-night stand.
About[]
- “Pat and Liam stumble through a strange land of gendered Toads.”
- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Super Mario RPG Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Oh, he's just gonna take over the whole fucking earl'd. World. Earl'd?”
- — Pat
- “This feels like Barkley, like from minute one.”
- — Pat
- “Mario can't speak other than weird unintelligible racist Italian words.”
- — Pat
- “And when he does open his mouth, it's just John Leguizamo.”
- — Liam
- “And then I blew up.”
- — Pat
- “All over Peach.”
- — Liam
- “As long as it's about a thirty percent trust rate, I can work with that.”
- — Liam
- “I think we might be dumb.”
- — Pat
- “When you break it down, everything is just The Punisher.”
- — Pat
- “To fans of this game that are upset that we are filthing it up, I mean eh, what do you expect?”
- — Pat
- “It makes sense because Mallow looks delicious.”
- — Pat
- “So confirmed, Thwomps are just assholes.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, the things that live in Grenada.”
- — Pat
- “The black people with machetes.”
- — Liam
- “Like, if I grew up in Woolie's family and they were like, "Pat, you're adopted.", I'd be like, "Yeah, no shit! I figured it out."”
- — Pat
- “Have you ever contorted your penis into a hashtag? It's more pleasurable than it sounds.”
- — Liam
- “Both crosses is tough.”
- — Pat
- “But, I mean, it's manageable.”
- — Liam
- “But it's manageable. Because it's really big. And thin. Like, that only works if it's really thin!”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, it's got to be that!”
- — Liam
- “It's gotta be- you've gotta have spaghetti dick.”
- — Pat
- “Poor Spaghetti-Dick Pete. That guy we know with the spaghetti dick. Poor him.”
- — Liam
- “He shouldn't have put it in the- in the- in the strainer!”
- — Pat
- “Let's get on the "children are fucking stupid" bandwagon.”
- — Pat
- “We're on episode sixty-five of Super Mario RPG, but we're still stuck in this forest.”
- — Liam
- “He's the nougat that isn't good enough to go into Mars bars.”
- — Pat about Mallow
- “Don't flake on us Mario. Don't be like your brother John Leguizamo.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god, Miyamoto is starting to become George Lucas. Oh my god, it just all clicked together in my head. Sticker Star is Episode One.”
- — Pat
- “What about Wii Music? Is that Episode One?”
- — Liam
- “Oh god. No, that's like, Indiana Jones 4”
- — Pat
- “I'm not the goddamn arbiter of truth in the Mario universe.”
- — Pat
- “Dude, the sex applications of carrot are, like...”
- — Liam
- “Just strap it to your forehead.”
- — Pat
- “It's important that you hate yourself sometimes.”
- — Pat
- “Is that a dildo?”
- — Liam
- “Yes. If you have to ask, the answer is yes, and if the answer is no, it's actually, "It could be though.".”
- — Pat
- “I still say Merryo in my head, but because you guys are such assholes, I actively correct it before speeching... fuck. Fuck! That one's gonna haunt me.”
- — Pat
- “I lost almost everything I ever did in High School and look at me now! I'm super well adjusted!”
- — Pat
- “Exactly. That's what you do when you touch your dick... I mean shower... I mean touch your dick.”
- — Liam
- “I feel like I caught you in a dumb thing, and rather than admitting it, you're like, "No, wait. I can still make this work."”
- — Pat
- “I can salvage this bullshit.”
- — Liam
- “That was the best possible outcome to that.”
- — Liam
- “No, the best outcome to that would be, like, a birthday party.”
- — Pat
- “No, I'm gonna shit in my pants. I'm old enough at that point, I've earned it.”
- — Pat
- “That's a dick joke.”
- — Liam
- “It's a dick joke! We're talking about pee pees.”
- — Pat
- “Well, that depends... on your perspective and shit. Your perspective of pooch fucking.”
- — Pat
- “What fucking on the job injury are you going to get plumbing? Oh no, a wrench fell in my ass!”
- — Pat
- “There's a doujin or fan fiction that goes here.”
- — Liam
- “Mash till you win.”
- — Liam
- “No, this ain't Marvel.”
- — Pat
- “Did you know you can just be Jeff Goldblum if you say you are.”
- — Liam
- “You're trash. You're the trash king. Remember that time we found you in a dumpster and raised you as our own?”
- — Pat
- “He taught the first Avatar earthbending... with his mole powers.”
- — Pat about Woolie
- “I remember Woolie said, "Man, don't do the side quests in this game 'cause they take fucking forever.", and then I'm like, "Wow, it doesn't take forever when you just read how to do them on GameFAQs.".”
- — Pat
- “It's a foot-long dildo that's just a tiny statue of Ron Jeremy.”
- — Pat
- “People were doing like, because Woolie had the purple dreads, and it's like, "Ah it's Woolie's doppelganger, Moolie." but it's like, Moolie is a bad word in Italian for black people.”
- — Pat
- “So don't worry everyone, no matter what you're saying, it's probably racist somewhere.”
- — Pat
- “Look at this child I have in my pocket. Look at it.”
- — Liam
- “Fuck that dodo up! They're gone for a reason! They were shit animals! They deserved to di... no come on. That's getting ridiculous.”
- — Pat
- “There's a Seinfeld quote for literally every scenario that exists on this Earth.”
- — Pat
- “I have a hypothesis that kids who grew up with a Genesis are happier now.”
- — Liam
- “That's one of those things where if someone said, "Hey Liam, you're from Toronto, right?", you'd fucking shit your ass.”
- — Pat
- “When you’re a kid in kindergarten, and the teacher asks you what the letter K is and you say T, they don’t say "It’s a tie." because then you end up with a nation of Woolies!”
- — Liam
- “You have to not be able to control your dildo.”
- — Liam
- “I can't control it. It's like Dark Phoenix.”
- — Pat
- “That's how you do it, that's how RPGs work. You overpower yourself to the point where you don't wanna fight the enemies.”
- — Liam
- “I touched Sonic Heroes once and then vomited.”
- — Pat
- “I wish I was Dark Phoenix sometimes. That way I could punch Scott Summers in the dick when he wasn't looking.”
- — Pat
- “And you get to kiss Wolverine and stuff.”
- — Liam
- “Y'know Geno, you really are the Super Mario RPG... Seven Stars...”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- It took seven parts before Pat and Liam figured out that you can actually run in this game. A huge moment of "we are dumb" immediately ensued.
- Liam made a fanfiction in the description of the videos. It detailed Square-chan's romantic adventures with Nintendo-senpai.