| Friday Night Fisticuffs
Super Smash Bros.
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| Game | Super Smash Bros. |
| Upload Date | Nov 7, 2014 |
| Length | 59:38 |
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For the Super Best Friends Brawl episode, see Super Smash Bros.
“You can't come back from turning into Tom Green.” — Pat
Super Smash Bros is the thirty-first episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam play the The Lego Movie of fighting games as they walk in front of the T.V., summon Kamina to battle, discuss Smash items in EVO, have their mascot and theme song stolen, and taste the fantastic blue flavor.
About[]
- “Time to get b-b-back to the basics. With bullshit items.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “And Taboo is the father trying to take your toys away.”
- — Woolie
- “And Crazy Hand is your dickhead older brother.”
- — Pat
- “So Liam busted my fucking toilet, two days ago.”
- — Pat
- “You're not gonna win anyway.”
- — Pat
- “Says the loser of all Brawls.”
- — Matt
- “Look how broken you are you delicious, delicious child.”
- — Pat
- “It's no longer Kirby it's ours. We appropriated it.”
- — Liam, about "Green Greens"
- “Well we use it a hell of a lot more than Nintendo has.”
- — Pat
- “The video game equivalent of taking your ball and going home is kicking the console into a reset state.”
- — Pat
- “That's basically what this channel is. You said penis.”
- — Matt
- “The empire we built.”
- — Woolie
- “Every time we run into a mom and her kid at a con, we're just like, "Why? How do you allow this?"”
- — Pat, on kids watching TBFP
- “Why did you take Ness?”
- — Matt
- “'Cause, I'm not taking my main or I'll just win.”
- — Liam
- “Did you know everyone in the UK is a liar? That's how they got the criminal Australians on the boat.”
- — Pat
- “(Entire Donkey Kong Country theme song)”
- — Woolie and Matt
- “To be fair, this is barely a video game.”
- — Matt
- “Oh is it?”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, it's true. That's the lore I was pushing for a couple years.”
- — Matt
- “Art intimidates life.”
- — Matt
- “Luigi versus Jigglypuff is weird because we really want to touch each other.”
- — Woolie
- “Luigi's not the type of character that's like, "The cops put me in jail everyday because I killed that pussy."”
- — Matt
- “Matt told me this when the 3DS XL came out. I bought a blue 3DS because I'm a boy, and then Matt said, "Yeah, well I bought a red 3DS because I'm a man."”
- — Liam
- “You can't come back from turning into Tom Green.”
- — Pat
- “I grew up in Montreal and my dad told me that Mario Lemieux played for the fucking Penguins, and he's awesome, and he grew up in Philebard (?) where Delalo's is, and that burger is delicious, and I don't wanna hear you talk fucking shit about... what am I talking about?”
- — Pat
- “That's when Pat throws ebola at children so they can't escape.”
- — Matt
Wins/Losses[]
"Free-for-All"
| Matt | 2/7 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 4/5 |
| Woolie | 0/9 |
| Liam | 3/6 |
"Teams"
| Woolie and Matt | 2/0 |
|---|---|
| Liam and Pat | 0/2 |
| Matt and Liam | 0/1 |
| Pat and Woolie | 1/0 |
"One Vs. One"
| Matt | 1/1 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 0/1 |
| Woolie | 0/1 |
| Liam | 2/0 |
Letter Time[]
There was no Letter Time this week.