Friday Night Fisticuffs

Super Smash Bros. For Wii U

Smash Wii U FNF
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Game Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Upload Date Nov 28, 2014
Length 1:23:03
Previous Super Smash Bros Brawl
Next Street Fighter Alpha 3
“Get the Altered Beast guys in here.” — Pat
“Yeah, they're more memorable than Sonic.” — Matt

Super Smash Bros For Wii U is the thirty-fourth episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam finish their marathon of Nintendo violence as they push Gutsman's ass, sing the Ashley theme, get their butts chewed by Chomp Chomps, steal Woolie's lies, turn into the most incomprehensible version of Mario Party ever, and do a little gambling.

About Edit

Strap in for the finale of our month long Smash celebration!
— Website description


Yeah! PlayStation All-Stars!
— Matt
Matt, you were wrong. Nobody beat me, I just killed myself.
— Pat
How about Woolie's Wooly World?
— Liam
C'mon boy! Oh, he's just walking away, to sniff a butt.
— Matt
I want the bullshit to be fifty-fifty.
— Pat
Sammy, the guy who looked like Vegeta...
— Woolie
What memorable characters!
— Matt
Let's keep using this Brawl to keep experimenting with shit we've never seen before.
— Woolie
I assume when you're like, "Uh, make a better game.", you think it's shit.
— Matt to Pat
Eh, what are you gonna do?
— Liam
You're gonna never make another Metroid game again.
— Pat
Why you gotta smash me in real life, man?
— Woolie
This is the only Shulk costume worth even wearing.
— Matt
I dunno. I really like his default.
— Pat
Yeah, and I like him naked.
— Matt
Stop beating up your wiafu... me.
— Pat
Get the Altered Beast guys in here.
— Pat
Yeah, they're more memorable than Sonic.
— Matt
Just scrape all the barrels.
— Pat
Do you guys wanna do some Amiibo cock-fighting, or do you wanna do party mode?
— Liam
Why are you starting waifu wars in Smash?
— Pat
Look at all that sexual energy crackling around me and Reggie.
— Matt

Wins/Losses Edit


Matt 0/11
Pat 1/10
Woolie 3/8
Liam 7/4

"Party Mode"

Matt 1/6
Pat 3/4
Woolie 3/4
Liam 1/6

Champion: Pat

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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