| Friday Night Fisticuffs
Super Smash Bros. Melee
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| Game | Super Smash Bros. Melee |
| Upload Date | Nov 14, 2014 |
| Length | 1:09:58 |
| Previous | Super Smash Bros |
| Next | Super Smash Bros Brawl |
For the Super Best Friends Brawl episode, see Super Smash Bros.
“It's the poop you can't get enough of.” — Liam
Super Smash Bros Melee is the thirty-second episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam play arguably the worst Smash Bros. game wherein they confuse who's who even with name tags, teach the arts of being a smarmy shit, and fight on the greatest button-basher stage ever, Poké Floats.
About[]
- “Best Smash Bros game you say? I dunno guys, combos are pretty overrated. All those hits in a row. Every once in a while you need to calm it down a bit, maybe even trip every now and then, to truly enjoy this luxurious meal. It can't be helped.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “And that's the section where everyone was like, "Who?"”
- — Matt, on Ness
- “Who wants to see Liam stomp all over our penises?”
- — Pat
- “Who's Ness? Oh it's fucking Liam, nevermind. Hey, those names are really fucking useful now!”
- — Matt
- “Nothing is ever going to be as non-vocal as the Nidhogg episode.”
- — Pat
- “Nidhogg is just grunting.”
- — Liam
- “It'd be cool if this game could be tournament worthy but...”
- — Matt
- “When do we stop? When do we stop the gimmick?”
- — Woolie
- “No! Bad stages for ever!”
- — Matt
- “I know how to use Fox. You just hit the buttons.”
- — Pat
- “It's the poop you can't get enough of.”
- — Liam
- “He only pays half my bills. I don't have to like that half.”
- — Liam
- “Pikachu rounding up all those dark type Pokemon. Y'know, southern Pikachu. he's got the hat on and everything.”
- — Woolie
- “I have some things to teach.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, like incorrect Dark Souls information.”
- — Matt
- “Matt can win this. Matt can take this. You know what Matt? Congratulations.”
- — Liam, in the middle of a match
- “Don't Wake Daddy and it's companion game Don't Make Daddy Take Off His Belt.”
- — Matt
- “There can only be one Popo. It's like Highlanders.”
- — Matt
- “This is gonna be fucking stupid.”
- — Woolie
- “Fits in great with our channel then.”
- — Pat
- “Imagine someone throws an E-Card Reader and it just sits there and does nothing.”
- — Matt
Wins/Losses[]
"Free-for-All"
| Matt | 1/11 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 4/8 |
| Woolie | 4/8 |
| Liam | 3/9 |
"Teams"
| Woolie and Matt | 1/1 |
|---|---|
| Liam and Pat | 1/1 |
"One Vs. One"
| Matt | 0/0 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 0/1 |
| Woolie | 2/0 |
| Liam | 0/1 |
Letter Time[]
There was no Letter Time this week.
Gallery[]
Animated "Whoa shit! That was cool! You could take a screenshot of that if you wanted." - Matt