Friday Night Fisticuffs

Super Smash Bros. Melee

FNF SSB Melee Title
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Game Super Smash Bros. Melee
Upload Date Nov 14, 2014
Length 1:09:58
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For the Super Best Friends Brawl episode, see Super Smash Bros.

“It's the poop you can't get enough of.” — Liam

Super Smash Bros Melee is the thirty-second episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam play arguably the worst Smash Bros. game wherein they confuse who's who even with name tags, teach the arts of being a smarmy shit, and fight on the greatest button-basher stage ever, Poké Floats.

About Edit

Best Smash Bros game you say? I dunno guys, combos are pretty overrated. All those hits in a row. Every once in a while you need to calm it down a bit, maybe even trip every now and then, to truly enjoy this luxurious meal. It can't be helped.
— Website description


And that's the section where everyone was like, "Who?"
— Matt, on Ness
Who wants to see Liam stomp all over our penises?
— Pat
Who's Ness? Oh it's fucking Liam, nevermind. Hey, those names are really fucking useful now!
— Matt
Nothing is ever going to be as non-vocal as the Nidhogg episode.
— Pat
Nidhogg is just grunting.
— Liam
It'd be cool if this game could be tournament worthy but...
— Matt
When do we stop? When do we stop the gimmick?
— Woolie
No! Bad stages for ever!
— Matt
I know how to use Fox. You just hit the buttons.
— Pat
It's the poop you can't get enough of.
— Liam
He only pays half my bills. I don't have to like that half.
— Liam
Pikachu rounding up all those dark type Pokemon. Y'know, southern Pikachu. he's got the hat on and everything.
— Woolie
I have some things to teach.
— Pat
Yeah, like incorrect Dark Souls information.
— Matt
Matt can win this. Matt can take this. You know what Matt? Congratulations.
— Liam, in the middle of a match
Don't Wake Daddy and it's companion game Don't Make Daddy Take Off His Belt.
— Matt
There can only be one Popo. It's like Highlanders.
— Matt
This is gonna be fucking stupid.
— Woolie
Fits in great with our channel then.
— Pat
Imagine someone throws an E-Card Reader and it just sits there and does nothing.
— Matt

Wins/Losses Edit


Matt 1/11
Pat 4/8
Woolie 4/8
Liam 3/9


Woolie and Matt 1/1
Liam and Pat 1/1

"One Vs. One"

Matt 0/0
Pat 0/1
Woolie 2/0
Liam 0/1

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.


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