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SBFC 011

Superman's Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model


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Length 2:53:06
Date October 22, 2013
Previous Aryan Resurrection
Next We Gotta Get Back to Space!
“You gotta capture the performance of the dick!” — Pat


SBFC 011: Superman’s Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model is the eleventh episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

Ellen Page’s virtual nudity scandal? Totalbiscuit and exploitable Youtube policies? Kinect tracking your snack buying habits? Cool videogame ads? RED FOCUS ATTACKS IN ULTRA STREET FIGHTER 4?! Yoooooooo!
— Podcast description

QuotesEdit

The idea of Tauros steak makes me uncomfortable.
— Woolie
Let's all eat some Magikarps.
— Matt
Naming your Pikachu 'Pikachu' makes it easier to decapitate and eat him.
— Pat
I'm sorry I'm speaking money over here!
— Matt
Don't tread at all.
— Liam, on YouTube
I somehow doubt that Ellen Page got naked for David Cage.
— Woolie
Don't put your dick in video games.
— Pat
Giant blue science dong all over the place!
— Woolie
You gotta capture the performance of the dick!
— Pat
There's tracking devices in the cookies?
— Woolie
You could just go outside and surmise that dicks have been on everything, though.
— Matt
What if he rubbed his package on your package?
— Liam
The whole world is dicks!
— Pat
The true hero that we all need, that most of us have, is the Vita. The Vita will save us.
— Pat
I can't wait 'till Microsoft chains Xbones to girls' backs.
— Liam
I love Blank Man!
— Matt
You can probably read the cat names suggestions that start with 'Don't put a cat into your workplace.'
— Pat
I don't care what the critics say, violence is a beautiful thing.
— Woolie
You can beat up a bear if you're angry enough.
— Matt
George Clooney is the Fury confirmed!
— Pat

Letter TimeEdit

Q: If you could suplex one historical figure, who would it be, and what type of suplex would you use? from Chris

  • Liam: I would tiger drive Columbus back into the ocean.
  • Woolie: I would perfrorm a 180 degree arc grand aplititude suplex to King Leopold II.
  • Matt: I would powerbomb Vlad the Impaler on the top of a mountain.
  • Pat: I would German suplex Mother Teresa into a pile of books by Christopher Hitchins.

Q: How you guys been in any fights? from Brad

  • Liam: I haven't been in a fight, but I punched a kid on the bus.
  • Matt: In high school, I punched a kid in gym over a misunderstanding.
  • Pat: I beat the shit out of a kid named Bruno who said I was colouring wrong on the first day of kindergarten.
  • Woolie: I powerslammed a guy who was trying to break into my locker.

Q: Eve since the bee and ant attacks, I'm wondering how it's going. from Drake Moxy

  • Woolie: I'm fine! I got a migraine, but other than that I'm great. Thanks for asking!

Q: Guys what are your college majors? from Kyle

  • Pat: Psychology
  • Woolie: Illustration and design
  • Matt: Fine arts
  • Liam: Film, but I dropped out.

Q: Do you guys have scripts written for your videos? from Josiah

  • No, of course not. Sometimes, we'll contrive an ending, though.

Q: What do you guys think of Doctor Who? from someone named Liam

  • Woolie: I think it's great. I have a Dalek clock in my apartment.
  • Liam: A lot of people around me love Doctor Who, I don't know much about it at all.
  • Pat: It's a dumb thing.
  • Matt: I watched a classic Doctor Who when I was a kid.

Q: Do you have any tips for us Persona noobs who want to get better at Persona 4 Arena? from Pat

  • Pat: No, because I barely play that game.
  • Woolie: If you're a shit, play as Mitsuru. If you're serious about getting better, do three things: learn your character's bread and butter combo that doesn't involve mashing auto-combos, don't mash auto-combos, learn how to do the same version of that combo that you do off of a dramatic combo. Know how to mash everyone's wake up shoryuken.
  • Liam: Learn how to block and dodge. Do the short hops.
  • Pat: Grab.

Q: Serious inquiry: Woolie's locks. from Monique

  • Woolie: Wash them every two weeks, don't put all that crap in it, and twist.

Q: What's a really good birthday memory, because it's my birthday. from Alex

  • Pat: I don't like my birthday.
  • Liam: My brother and my step-mum have birthdays super close to mine, so the whole family comes down for a hoedown.
  • Woolie : Top Gun drinking game.
  • Matt: My mom made me a Super Mario Bros. 3 themed birthday party, and a slumber party where all we did was play Mortal Kombat all night.

Q: Neil deGrasse Tyson has a podcast. from Andrew

  • We know.

Q: What do you guys think about Kojima possibly working on the next Silent Hill? from Almec

  • Liam: It would be super sick and interesting.
  • Pat: I thought that was what Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was! I would love it.
  • Matt: Worthy experiment.
  • Woolie: Kojima has proven himself.

Matt Watch Edit

This week, Matt was stalking a potential cat for his household.

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