SBFC 011 Superman's Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model
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| Length | 2:53:06 |
| Date | October 22, 2013 |
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SBFC 011: Superman’s Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model is the eleventh episode of the Super Best Friendcast.
About[]
- “Ellen Page’s virtual nudity scandal? Totalbiscuit and exploitable Youtube policies? Kinect tracking your snack buying habits? Cool videogame ads? RED FOCUS ATTACKS IN ULTRA STREET FIGHTER 4?! Yoooooooo! ”
- — Podcast description
Quotes[]
- “The idea of Tauros steak makes me uncomfortable.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's all eat some Magikarps.”
- — Matt
- “Naming your Pikachu 'Pikachu' makes it easier to decapitate and eat him.”
- — Pat
- “I'm sorry I'm speaking money over here!”
- — Matt
- “Don't tread at all.”
- — Liam, on YouTube
- “I somehow doubt that Ellen Page got naked for David Cage.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't put your dick in video games.”
- — Pat
- “Giant blue science dong all over the place!”
- — Woolie
- “You gotta capture the performance of the dick!”
- — Pat
- “There's tracking devices in the cookies?”
- — Woolie
- “You could just go outside and surmise that dicks have been on everything, though.”
- — Matt
- “What if he rubbed his package on your package?”
- — Liam
- “The whole world is dicks!”
- — Pat
- “The true hero that we all need, that most of us have, is the Vita. The Vita will save us.”
- — Pat
- “I can't wait 'till Microsoft chains Xbones to girls' backs.”
- — Liam
- “I love Blank Man!”
- — Matt
- “You can probably read the cat names suggestions that start with 'Don't put a cat into your workplace.'”
- — Pat
- “I don't care what the critics say, violence is a beautiful thing.”
- — Woolie
- “You can beat up a bear if you're angry enough.”
- — Matt
- “George Clooney is the Fury confirmed!”
- — Pat
Letter Time[]
Q: If you could suplex one historical figure, who would it be, and what type of suplex would you use? from Chris
- Liam: I would tiger drive Columbus back into the ocean.
- Woolie: I would perfrorm a 180 degree arc grand aplititude suplex to King Leopold II.
- Matt: I would powerbomb Vlad the Impaler on the top of a mountain.
- Pat: I would German suplex Mother Teresa into a pile of books by Christopher Hitchins.
Q: How you guys been in any fights? from Brad
- Liam: I haven't been in a fight, but I punched a kid on the bus.
- Matt: In high school, I punched a kid in gym over a misunderstanding.
- Pat: I beat the shit out of a kid named Bruno who said I was colouring wrong on the first day of kindergarten.
- Woolie: I powerslammed a guy who was trying to break into my locker.
Q: Eve since the bee and ant attacks, I'm wondering how it's going. from Drake Moxy
- Woolie: I'm fine! I got a migraine, but other than that I'm great. Thanks for asking!
Q: Guys what are your college majors? from Kyle
- Pat: Psychology
- Woolie: Illustration and design
- Matt: Fine arts
- Liam: Film, but I dropped out.
Q: Do you guys have scripts written for your videos? from Josiah
- No, of course not. Sometimes, we'll contrive an ending, though.
Q: What do you guys think of Doctor Who? from someone named Liam
- Woolie: I think it's great. I have a Dalek clock in my apartment.
- Liam: A lot of people around me love Doctor Who, I don't know much about it at all.
- Pat: It's a dumb thing.
- Matt: I watched a classic Doctor Who when I was a kid.
Q: Do you have any tips for us Persona noobs who want to get better at Persona 4 Arena? from Pat
- Pat: No, because I barely play that game.
- Woolie: If you're a shit, play as Mitsuru. If you're serious about getting better, do three things: learn your character's bread and butter combo that doesn't involve mashing auto-combos, don't mash auto-combos, learn how to do the same version of that combo that you do off of a dramatic combo. Know how to mash everyone's wake up shoryuken.
- Liam: Learn how to block and dodge. Do the short hops.
- Pat: Grab.
Q: Serious inquiry: Woolie's locks. from Monique
- Woolie: Wash them every two weeks, don't put all that crap in it, and twist.
Q: What's a really good birthday memory, because it's my birthday. from Alex
- Pat: I don't like my birthday.
- Liam: My brother and my step-mum have birthdays super close to mine, so the whole family comes down for a hoedown.
- Woolie : Top Gun drinking game.
- Matt: My mom made me a Super Mario Bros. 3 themed birthday party, and a slumber party where all we did was play Mortal Kombat all night.
Q: Neil deGrasse Tyson has a podcast. from Andrew
- We know.
Q: What do you guys think about Kojima possibly working on the next Silent Hill? from Almec
- Liam: It would be super sick and interesting.
- Pat: I thought that was what Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was! I would love it.
- Matt: Worthy experiment.
- Woolie: Kojima has proven himself.
Matt Watch[]
This week, Matt was stalking a potential cat for his household.