SBFC 118

Tactical Marriage to Avoid the Panel

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Length 03:04:24
Date Nov 9, 2015
Previous The Sistine Chapel, brought to you by Real Player
Next Welcome to Patschwitz
“And then you import the honey ones from Japan and your realize, 'Shit. Now I need a Japanese 3DS.'.” — Liam

Tactical Marriage to Avoid the Panel is the one-hundred and eighteenth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

Gutter-tier Youtubers speaking into empty auditoriums, and the censored things they love.
— Website description


We can't do that because it would take the whole podcast.
— Pat about a corrections segment
Flashbacks to my mom telling me to clean my room and update my Windows.
— Woolie
It looks better than the first in the way that a dry dog turd looks better that a dry one.
— Woolie on KOF 14
Russian Happy Meals are the only way to get Ganon.
— Woolie
It's shitty because it's like, 'Hey. You want these honey glazed peanuts? They're coming out soon. Honey glazed peanuts.', and then you buy them and you get wasabi peanuts instead and you're like, 'But I wanted the honey ones.'.
— Liam
And the guy next to you is like, 'I actually prefer wasabi peanuts.'.
— Pat
And then you import the honey ones from Japan and your realize, 'Shit. Now I need a Japanese 3DS.'.
— Liam
I don't just rip off everyone else.
— Pat
How do Cocobo?
— Pat
Just 'cause we're canucks doesn't mean we don't know about your AT&T and Comcast woes.
— Pat
My girlfriend says I'm an idiot and she's right.
— Pat

Letter Time Edit

Q: Why is pre-ordering a bad thing? from Jackson

  • Pat: In most retail outlets, you can't return open games. On day one you find out it's terrible, but you already bought it.
  • Woolie: They're not inherently bad, but the more steps you are removed from a complete product, the worse off you are.
  • Liam: It's when you see stuff like Deus Ex: Mankind Divided where they wanted people to have so many pre-orders to access more stuff. When companies try to bait people with pre-orders, it's dirty.

Q: Besides your hate for mobile games, do you have any other pet peeves when it comes to gaming? An example is when my brother multitasks between Metal Gear Solid 3 and watching anime so he isn't really enjoying it. from Ampersand

  • Pat: You nailed it. That's the worst. I can't think of one worse.
  • Woolie: That's the worst. Checking a text or something is okay but watching a movie and staring at your iPad the whole time is terrible.
  • Liam: I tried watching a movie with people and everyone else was on their phone or tablet instead of watching the movie.

Q: Of the major fighting game protagonists, who's the strongest strictly in terms of lore? from Luke

  • Pat: It's probably Ragna the Bloodedge or Sol Badguy.
  • Woolie: I'm gonna give it to Sol over Ragna because it's actually the Black Beast.
  • Liam: Ragna or Sol.

Q: What price do you pay for your internet speed and how good is your service? from Keysprits

  • Pat: Too much and not good enough.
  • Woolie: My internet provider is starting to put slow down on their heavier users.
  • Liam: I complained enough to pay seventeen dollars a month, but that goes away in two years.

Q: Have you ever used the play speed modifier when watching videos and do you think there are LPs that can be ruined by it? from Victor

  • Pat: I have never used it for watching footage. I have used it to speed up parts of LPs like Chrono Trigger.
  • Woolie: I have never used it.
  • Liam: I used it when editing certain parts of Super Mario RPG.

Q: Name a game you believe everyone forgot about. from Angelo

  • Pat: Silent Bomber or Cyber Dogs.
  • Woolie: Tongue of the Fat Man.
  • Liam: Silent Hunter or Jewels of the Oracle.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Pat: I might play Fallout 4 straight into the Final Fantasy XIV when the servers come back up.
  • Woolie: Studying Street Fighter V frame data and Capcom Pro Talk with Mike Ross.
  • Liam: Norn9, Yo-Kai Watch, Syndicate, and Spelunker World.

Trivia Edit