Friday Night Fisticuffs

Tech Romancer / Cyberbots

Tech Romancer Cyberbots
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Game Tech Romancer, Cyberbots
Upload Date Oct 17, 2014
Length 1:08:35
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“You kill people with your dick! It's a metaphor! You spin it!” — Pat

Tech Romancer / Cyberbots is the twenty-eighth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam wake up early for their daily dose of Japanimation as they murder kids in giant robots, fight Japanese Optimus Prime, dispute Federation versus Zeon, check the FAQ for how to Final Attack, discuss what metals giant robots are made of, battle a robot Akuma, and mention Metal Zangief's spinning genitals.

About Edit

Robots are awesome. Let us show you why.
— Website description


It's like Evil Zone, but competent.
— Woolie
My desire to play this game hinges desperately on whether or not one of these mecha is like Evangelion.
— Pat
Do the final attack in this game you never played.
— Matt
It depends who's on top.
— Pat
Yeah, it usually does.
— Matt
He lived through a nuclear explosion of his Gundam blowing up.
— Woolie
It's not as hard as it sounds, Woolie. When you're on the spot, you get used to it.
— Liam
God damn Feddies. Fuck y'all!
— Woolie
If all that shit helps you forget that you're all fucking traitors, then fine whatever. Whatever you need to do to sleep at night in your fucking little space house.
— Pat, on Zeon
I mean, don't look at my creepy porn.
— Pat
This is the part in the relationship where Matt's becoming more like me and I'm becoming more like Matt.
— Pat
That's a very depressing thought.
— Matt
Just, like, sending letters to his girlfriend, written in this amazing prose, about how he wants her to fart in his mouth.
— Pat, about James Joyce
Whenever Woolie and Pat see that logo, they make sure they bring a box of klenex.
— Matt
The tinier the hat, the better.
— Matt
Yeah, I remember when Capcom made games.
— Pat
The sins of your hard drive condemn you to a thousand deaths.
— Woolie
You kill people with your dick! It's a metaphor! You spin it!
— Pat

Wins/Losses Edit

Tech Romancer

Matt 2/2
Pat 1/3
Woolie 4/2
Liam 2/2


Matt 1/2
Pat 4/2
Woolie 4/2
Liam 0/3

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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