Turtle Week

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES

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Game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Length 37:28
Upload Date Aug 4, 2014
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam
Next TMNT Turtles in Time
“Don't give directions when your heads on turtle sex.” — Woolie

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES is the first episode in the Turtle Week series. In this video, Matt as Leonardo, Pat as Raphael, Woolie as Donatello, and Liam as Michelangelo take turns playing through the first and hardest TMNT game ever made.


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Quotes Edit

So here's the thing, this is good, being able to hit in every direction, it's just everything else.
— Matt
Remember him from the cartoon? The guy who rips up April's butt-hole with a chainsaw?
— Matt
Pat, you've never been known for your "Sais".
— Liam
— All
Fuck you.
— Pat
Gotta get the pizza, gotta get the dough.
— Pat
Woolie grinding, another Nuzlocke.
— Matt
You don't need a face when you've got a hot banana yellow jumpsuit.
— Pat
Don't waste them he says as he promptly dumps them in the toilet.
— Pat
Woolie, you're ninja training in the Sand Village has helped you.
— Pat
I'm eating that turtle flavored crow.
— Matt
Matt has done the research.
— Pat
No, after this, I forget. I didn't look up anything.
— Matt
You were too busy stroking your sword.
— Pat
Yep, that's how I get through a lot of these videos.
— Matt
Space babies are not people, that's why they're space babies.
— Matt
Australia now up for early parole.
— Pat
You mean Venus de Milo? I forget what weapon she had 'cause I was just flabbergasted at what bullshit she was.
— Matt
Don't give directions when your heads on turtle sex.
— Woolie

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