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Tekken 7

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Game Tekken 7
Upload Date Jun 9, 2017
Length 1:02:15
Previous Fantasy Strike
Next ARMS

For the Let's Play of the story mode, see Tekken 7 (Full Let's Play)

“Nappy time for Eliza.” — Matt


Tekken 7 is the one-hundred and twenty-second episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. In this video, Matt, Pat, and Woolie try to catch up with Japan's two years of practice by getting all the lore wrong and destroying churches with their bear karate.

AboutEdit

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— Video description

Quotes Edit

Vagina Raven looks cooler but Penis Raven plays better, I find.
— Matt
Yeah, and he's Wesley Snipes.
— Pat
Japan's best players have a second generation of kids that are also better at this game because of their bloodlines, that's how long it took.
— Woolie
You didn't do any costume shenanigans, did you Matt?
— Woolie
On this console, no.
— Matt
Oh, okay. No one's gonna pull out a gun in the middle of a match? Akuma can finally kill someone.
— Woolie
Wait, Woolie has creepy baby hands? Is that to offset his giant legs?
— Pat
Nappy time for Eliza.
— Matt
Hermit is just a glorified way of saying hikokimori.
— Woolie
Is that where you fight Rom?
— Matt
Do it for Panda, Xiaoyu. Get that Kuma dick, that she doesn't want.
— Pat
This is the height of human art. Classical music, beautiful ancient statues...
— Woolie
We dressed these bears up and we taught them martial arts.
— Pat
Destroy the peak of human art.
— Woolie

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/9
Pat 7/7
Woolie 10/4

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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