| Friday Night Fisticuffs
Tekken 7
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| Game | Tekken 7 |
| Upload Date | Jun 9, 2017 |
| Length | 1:02:15 |
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| Next | ARMS |
For the Let's Play of the story mode, see Tekken 7 (Full Let's Play)
“Nappy time for Eliza.” — Matt
Tekken 7 is the one-hundred and twenty-second episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. In this video, Matt, Pat, and Woolie try to catch up with Japan's two years of practice by getting all the lore wrong and destroying churches with their bear karate.
About[]
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- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “Vagina Raven looks cooler but Penis Raven plays better, I find.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, and he's Wesley Snipes.”
- — Pat
- “Japan's best players have a second generation of kids that are also better at this game because of their bloodlines, that's how long it took.”
- — Woolie
- “You didn't do any costume shenanigans, did you Matt?”
- — Woolie
- “On this console, no.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, okay. No one's gonna pull out a gun in the middle of a match? Akuma can finally kill someone.”
- — Woolie
- “Wait, Woolie has creepy baby hands? Is that to offset his giant legs?”
- — Pat
- “Nappy time for Eliza.”
- — Matt
- “Hermit is just a glorified way of saying hikokimori.”
- — Woolie
- “Is that where you fight Rom?”
- — Matt
- “Do it for Panda, Xiaoyu. Get that Kuma dick, that she doesn't want.”
- — Pat
- “This is the height of human art. Classical music, beautiful ancient statues...”
- — Woolie
- “We dressed these bears up and we taught them martial arts.”
- — Pat
- “Destroy the peak of human art.”
- — Woolie
Wins/Losses[]
| Matt | 3/9 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 7/7 |
| Woolie | 10/4 |
Letter Time[]
There was no Letter Time this week.