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Star Wars Week: Episode II

Terror From The Planet Nintendou 64

Shadow Bounty Star Wars 2
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Game Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire

Star Wars: Bounty Hunter

Length 1:08:20
Upload Date Dec 15, 2015
Controller Matt (Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire)

Pat (Star Wars: Bounty Hunter)

Previous The Rising Super Death Star
Next Return of the Bearded Man
“Remember that time we were idiots? That was two minutes ago.” — Pat


Terror From The Planet Nintendou 64 is the second episode of the Star Wars Week special in which Matt and Woolie defend their shitty diner from butt probes and fatty-bo-batties. Later, Pat joins them to collect the residents of the galaxy like they were Pokemon.


About Edit

EPISODE II - TERROR FROM THE PLANET NINTENDOU 64 GRAND-MA SWAMPKIN claimed that amazing adventures were to be had on the old planet NINTENDOU 64, but he had to work hard to convince his friend, MATTSTER JETTSTER to go with him. Once on the planet's surface, they found a dusty old relic called a Cart-Ridge and without thinking, jammed it into the computer console on their ship. Soon they realized their grievous error and the horror they were unleashing and furiously begin pushing the self destruct button on their ship, but to no avail. Dejected, our heroes then run into PATRON-336 who says he knows of an interesting bounty nearby...
— Video description

Quotes Edit

The week of the wars of the stars continues.
— Matt
Dash Rendar may be my favourite Star Wars character because A, his name is Dash Rendar and B, look at him.
— Matt
Darth Probe, the evilest of the Sith Lords.
— Woolie
Remember Dash, heat the key.
— Matt
Darth Maul loves those Sith Rocks.
— Woolie
Man, Christopher Lee is so fuckin' cool, he killed like a million people in real life.
— Matt
Woolie, aren't you butt-hurt that he died? I know one of us is.
— Matt
I always have trouble escaping beast pits; I wanna stay.
— Matt
Remember that time we were idiots? That was two minutes ago.
— Pat
I remember the entire channel.
— Matt
The music has started! Your John Williams gauge is filling up!
— Matt
What a buncha cowards.
— Pat
Says the guy who backed away from the fist fight to pull guns out.
— Woolie
Can't wait for space racism.
— Matt
Don't use force choke on my dick head.
— Woolie
Wait, do though.
— Pat
A hero gives up right away.
— Pat
Y'know, unkilled life is the worst kind of life.
— Woolie
One day, we'll be able to bleach all oceans.
— Matt
That'll be the sickest day. 'Cause we'll all be sick from bleach.
— Pat
Who's the guy that creates Bleach? Boop Bop Beep Boo?
— Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • The title of this episode is a possible reference to the planet Nintenduu 64 from Futurama.

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