| Star Wars Week: Episode II
Terror From The Planet Nintendou 64
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Star Wars: Bounty Hunter |
| Length | 1:08:20 |
| Upload Date | Dec 15, 2015 |
| Controller | Matt (Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire)
Pat (Star Wars: Bounty Hunter) |
| Previous | The Rising Super Death Star |
| Next | Return of the Bearded Man |
“Remember that time we were idiots? That was two minutes ago.” — Pat
Terror From The Planet Nintendou 64 is the second episode of the Star Wars Week special in which Matt and Woolie defend their shitty diner from butt probes and fatty-bo-batties. Later, Pat joins them to collect the residents of the galaxy like they were Pokemon.
About[]
- “EPISODE II - TERROR FROM THE PLANET NINTENDOU 64 GRAND-MA SWAMPKIN claimed that amazing adventures were to be had on the old planet NINTENDOU 64, but he had to work hard to convince his friend, MATTSTER JETTSTER to go with him. Once on the planet's surface, they found a dusty old relic called a Cart-Ridge and without thinking, jammed it into the computer console on their ship. Soon they realized their grievous error and the horror they were unleashing and furiously begin pushing the self destruct button on their ship, but to no avail. Dejected, our heroes then run into PATRON-336 who says he knows of an interesting bounty nearby...”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “The week of the wars of the stars continues.”
- — Matt
- “Dash Rendar may be my favourite Star Wars character because A, his name is Dash Rendar and B, look at him.”
- — Matt
- “Darth Probe, the evilest of the Sith Lords.”
- — Woolie
- “Remember Dash, heat the key.”
- — Matt
- “Darth Maul loves those Sith Rocks.”
- — Woolie
- “Man, Christopher Lee is so fuckin' cool, he killed like a million people in real life.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie, aren't you butt-hurt that he died? I know one of us is.”
- — Matt
- “I always have trouble escaping beast pits; I wanna stay.”
- — Matt
- “Remember that time we were idiots? That was two minutes ago.”
- — Pat
- “I remember the entire channel.”
- — Matt
- “The music has started! Your John Williams gauge is filling up!”
- — Matt
- “What a buncha cowards.”
- — Pat
- “Says the guy who backed away from the fist fight to pull guns out.”
- — Woolie
- “Can't wait for space racism.”
- — Matt
- “Don't use force choke on my dick head.”
- — Woolie
- “Wait, do though.”
- — Pat
- “A hero gives up right away.”
- — Pat
- “Y'know, unkilled life is the worst kind of life.”
- — Woolie
- “One day, we'll be able to bleach all oceans.”
- — Matt
- “That'll be the sickest day. 'Cause we'll all be sick from bleach.”
- — Pat
- “Who's the guy that creates Bleach? Boop Bop Beep Boo?”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The title of this episode is a possible reference to the planet Nintenduu 64 from Futurama.