Two Best Friends Play

Tetris Attack!

Tetris Attack
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Game Tetris Attack
Episodes 1
Combined Length 30:09
Original Run Nov 18, 2013
“Give him nothing, and take from him everything!” — Woolie

Two Best Friends Play Tetris Attack! is a one-off episode in which Matt and Woolie play the ruthless blood sport that is Tetris Attack.

About Edit

— Video description

Quotes Edit

Those baby Yoshis were basically about to burp up the skulls of defeated Tetris Attack players.
— Matt
So the real name for this game is 'Fuck My Eyeballs'.
— Woolie
You gonna quote American Gangster all day or are you gonna win?
— Woolie
If you think too much in this you die; you don't think enough, you die harder.
— Matt
Tetris Attack taught me things.
— Woolie
Fuck my stupid eyeballs out of my head!
— Woolie
Why is this not at EVO?
— Matt
You'll never get into the Tetris Attack frat!
— Matt
Sound Effects: The Episode
— Woolie
The best combos are the ones you didn't plan.
— Matt
Give him nothing, and take from him everything!
— Woolie
You know you got nothin' to say when you start talkin' about fuckin' Smash Mouth.
— Matt
Laughter is cheating!
— Woolie

Final Score Edit

Matt 8


Trivia Edit

  • This is the first one-off episode to feature Matt and Woolie playing under the title of "Two Best Friends Play", the first time being The Wolf Among Us.
  • Tetris Attack mode is also the one of the best things about Resident Evil 6, according to the Zaibatsu.

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