Best Friends Play
The Cat Lady
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Game | The Cat Lady |
Episodes | 15 |
Combined Length | 7:49:46 |
Original Run | Jul 9, 2017 - Aug 12, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
“Trolling is me going to your Facebook everyday and posting the word 'butts', and you're like 'Pat, stop.', and I'm like, 'No. Butts.'.” — Pat
Best Friends Play The Cat Lady is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie take a look into Pat's bleak future filled with cats, nightmare hellscapes, mental institutions, burnt time paradox hamburgers, one handed gaming, homicidal neighbors, and internet trolls.
About[]
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- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the The Cat Lady Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Is this a game about my future? It's got the #Elmoments with my kitty cat? ”
- — Pat
- “She took thirty-four sleeping pills.”
- — Pat
- “Is that too many?”
- — Woolie
- “Would you reach into your own butt?”
- — Woolie
- “If I was in a dream hellscape?”
- — Pat
- “Is this even a game? Am I even LPing?”
- — Pat
- “The instant a friend of yours goes below frame, they're dead to you.”
- — Pat
- “Nah man, this is more like Curb Your Enthusiasm.”
- — Pat
- “You had the option to continue blowing.”
- — Woolie
- “Eighteen year olds.”
- — Pat
- “Stressing out with their fidget spinners.”
- — Woolie
- “Getting their fidget spinners stuck in their genitals.”
- — Pat
- “Sometimes the sink just runs. That means Pat's been here.”
- — Woolie
- “These asses are so huge, I want to live.”
- — Woolie
- “I didn't know that such things were possible in this world.”
- — Pat
- “My eyes have been opened... as well as the asses.”
- — Woolie
- “Did you take another massive turd shit?”
- — Woolie as a nurse
- “I did. I call it the Churchill.”
- — Pat as Susan
- “I have not been in a murder basement in some time.”
- — Pat
- “'No one can take a shower in the dark.'.”
- — Pat
- “Says you, Susan. You don't know who's controlling this.”
- — Woolie
- “Nothing like a good smoke after a vicious murder.”
- — Woolie
- “Andall you've got to comfort you is a burnt hamburger.”
- — Woolie
- “Teacup's like, 'Let's not do that today, Joker.'.”
- — Woolie
- “Who is this nice but edge lord?”
- — Pat
- “If I was a little taller and had more hair, I'd look like a serial murderer, if I shaved.”
- — Pat
- “You give yourself too much credit.”
- — Woolie
- “Are you part of that emo subculture?”
- — Susan
- “Please don't say that word ever again.”
- — Mitzi
- “Subculture?”
- — Pat
- “If that shit is in the future, I can't throw out the burger because it'll create a time paradox.”
- — Pat
- “There are totally monsters in this world, they just wear the skins of man.”
- — Pat
- “You got no romance in your body, Woolie. You got nothing.”
- — Pat
- “I have the appropriate amount.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah it's really romantic until about two seconds after your death and you both shit all over yourselves.”
- — Pat
- “You gotta, like, go up to the Big Ben, have a nice big hug, and then Izuna Drop each other.”
- — Woolie
- “Ah, fucking ghosts. You don't believe in ghosts, do you?”
- — Pat
- “No but I understand that people are kind of concerned with what's watching them fap.”
- — Woolie
- “Trolling is me going to your Facebook everyday and posting the word 'butts', and you're like 'Pat, stop.', and I'm like, 'No. Butts.'.”
- — Pat
- “I was just thinking, like, what are other games you can play one handed? Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball, Bayonetta...”
- — Pat
- “Rumble Roses.”
- — Woolie
- “And I'm like, this really fits in.”
- — Pat
- “I'm playing Cat Lady with my right and I'm gonna give myself a stranger with the left.”
- — Pat
- “Cats are good for killing house centipedes.”
- — Pat
- “In my vagina?”
- — Woolie
- “It's more likely than you think.”
- — Pat
- “You're saying pregnancy is Dormammu?”
- — Woolie
- “That's correct. It's the Dark Dimension.”
- — Pat
- “I'm so fucking smart. Hey, I figured out the hard part. Did I? Tell me I'm smart. Shit, you're not even playing along. God damn it. This is a tough world I live in.”
- — Pat
- “Who talks like that?”
- — Woolie
- “Psychos.”
- — Pat
- “Okay, fair enough.”
- — Woolie
- “And then you're four years or five years old or six years old, and you walk in and go, 'Hey Mom, Dad, you're arguing over some bullshit. How 'bout you both shut the fuck up?'.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm gonna steal this baby.”
- — Pat
- “Steal a baby?”
- — Woolie
- “Yep, gonna feed it to my cats.”
- — Pat
- “Babies are idiots, man. They'd never understand the deeper meaning.”
- — Pat
- “Cats don't get married, Susan. Unless you dress them up.”
- — Pat
- “I was in the grocery store the other day and there was an old lady pushing a stroller and I was like, 'That's weird.', and then I looked in the stroller and there was a wiener dog, and I went 'Aww.', and then I went, 'Boy, that's my future for sure. One-hundred percent.'.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god! The cat ghost took out my sim card! And changed my screen saver!”
- — Pat
- “She knows how to use Windows 10, does she? The Cat Widow installed Linux on my system!”
- — Woolie
- “No matter what you are, there's other versions of you out there.”
- — Woolie
- “You mean like clones?”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by Woolie.
- The song used in the intro is "Sojourn" by Tears of Mars.
- The Best Friends received this game from Seth in Friendcast Mailbag 5!.