Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game COLINA: Legacy
Controller Matt
Length 24:27
Next Medusa's Labyrithne
Previous Dead Space 3
“Don't zoom in on your grandma too hard.” — Pat

The Colina Legacy is the fourteenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"Dear Grandma, I miss you alot and I feel like we haven't seen you in ages, which I guess is mostly our fault. Mom made us move pretty far away and it takes a long time to drive to your house, so whenever I ask about visiting you, they always give that excuse. Anyway, I'm doing okay I guess...but I dunno, I feel like something's wrong. Mom is getting more and more distant and I feel all alone in the house sometimes, it always makes me remember the great times we had together...reading through your dusty old books and drinking hot chocolate...I miss those days. That reminds me, I remember those really neat mannequins you had in the house! Sometimes I would look up from my reading because I could swear out of the corner of my eye I could see the mannequin move slightly! Just a twitch or a head turn...something I was never quite sure of...but hahahaha...that would be impossible! Just my imagination playing tricks on me! Anyway, love you grandma!"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat visit grandma's house. There they investigate old people energy, collect granny's glyphs and zoom in on her when she was young and hot.

Quotes Edit

Don't zoom in on your grandma too hard.
— Pat
Noo! She was good back then!
— Matt
Oh grandma! Always into her glyphs.
— Matt
Jocasta Joreo?
— Pat
Jocasta is more JoJo than Jolyne is.
— Matt
How does King Crimson work? I don't know.
— Pat
No one knows.
— Matt
It would be difficult for me to be less Italian.
— Pat
“Jimmy only whisper words of doom. Fuck you Jimmy!” — Matt

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