Cryme Tyme:

The Con

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Game The Con
Length 34:58
Upload Date Nov 8, 2015
Controller Woolie
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“Yo, you keep that Jack Murdock shit up, baby!” — Matt

The Con is a Cryme Tyme episode in which Matt and Woolie learn to hustle all the dirtiest backstreet gambler AIs as they try to forget about the PSP, stroke Woolie's Steve Fox boner, give bookies their twenty percent, and push The Con for EVO.


Woolie rolls deep into cash as he hustles the good people of the PSP with his hype-ass collusion skills!
— Video description

Quotes Edit

It could be a Def Jam game or it could be "Black Person Champ Man".
— Matt
Why is Master Miller narrating the ghettos?
— Woolie
What is on her arm? Was that the Bleece Engine?
— Woolie
Describe me as a 'Bone-on-Bone' expert.
— Woolie
Remember kids, take dives. When someone offers you money, there are no morals in the con.
— Matt
Yo, you keep that Jack Murdock shit up, baby!
— Matt
Even my immediate audience bought it.
— Matt
You're doing the Lariat Tubman.
— Matt

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