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The Evil Within

Evil Within LP Title
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Game The Evil Within
Episodes 30
Combined Length 14:51:55
Original Run Nov 12, 2014 - Dec 17, 2014
Controller Pat
“This is infeasible to a ludicrous extreme.” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play The Evil Within is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat attempt to break out of an evil residence that they are within. Along the way Pat sets a Spider Lady on fire, freaks out how the game is basically RE4 but not as good and asks constantly for the zombies to "excuse" him while blowing their faces off.

AboutEdit

Let's Break our Psychos guys.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the The Evil Within (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I'm not liking it too much and it performs like garbage.
Matt
What is with Mikami's hard on for letter boxing?
Pat
Just keys trying to make it's way in the world. Just regular Joe keys.
Matt
This is infeasible to a ludicrous extreme.
Pat
So we just shoved a bunch a needles into your brain and now you know kung-fu.
Matt
To everyone watching this, I am fully aware that there are tons of secrets in this game and other hidden paths. I will find almost none of them. So save your frustration. You will live longer.
Pat
I wish I could meet my brother. He moved to Vermilionville.
Matt
This is going good. I'm feeling real confident. I'm real confident about this. Now I will walk into an instant death.
Pat
I vividly remember the Yak Bak's primary use was to stop your sister from getting laid.
Pat
If I was to get hit with a harpoon, I'd think one shot would be enough.
Matt
Look, I'm clipping through it.
Pat
Yep, that's the magic of Ruvik.
Matt
I don't think they can climb ladders. Cut to them climbing ladders and us going, "Shit."
Matt
This game is so spooky that sometimes is stops working.
Matt
So what did you just do, give him moral support and massage his balls?
Matt
I thought you were gonna be like, CostalanaTyranosaurus.
Pat
The frame rate and letterboxing only really matter when the game doesn't fucking crash every two seconds.
Pat
They bounce like Senran Kagura.
Matt
I want that icon in my life and I've gotta save you or Liam. I don't know who I should save, I gotta save both of yahs.
Matt
Save me. Save me please.
Pat
That's selfish, but accurate.
Matt
Yeah! You found out her weakness! Women hate fire!
Matt
Excuse me.
Pat
I was just talking about how this seems to be the year of releasing just shit, buggy, products.
Matt
Capcom doesn't care how much they sell in Japan.
Matt
No one does. That;s because the number is zero.
Pat
I imagine a plumber really doesn't want a ghoulie to bite his butthole.
Matt
Did you know electricity is basically teamwork between neurons and Magnetons?
Pat
Y'know what this game would really benefit from?
Pat
No letterboxing.
Matt
We're actually fighting for the honor of Joseph's glasses.
Matt
Yes, I am quite bad at video games. Often.
Pat
Just by the skin of your balls.
Matt
Oh barrels, blessed to us by our Lord, Konkey Dong.
Matt
Journal of Sebastian Castellanos.
Pat
I really like Joseph. What an ass he has!
Matt
He's gotta be the Durst-man on the guitars. I don't know anything about music.
Pat
When I was a baby I had my regular English but then certain words I said, "Fuck that, I’m giving it my own word!". So french fries were quackagees, milk was umnee, ketchup was upidoh and a helicopter was a Gully-gully
Matt
Ruvick's coming, the guy that controls dimensions and people's brainwaves, I'm gonna hide under the bed!
Matt
So it's like Matt-proof, I guess.
Matt, in reference to an un-throwable axe
That's the danger, right? What if I invite, like, say Woolie to a big fancy dinner, right?
Pat
Which wouldn't happen.
Matt
And then he's like, he just shits on the floor, right? Like, what am I gonna do? I gotta work with the guy.
Pat
Well, tell him to kindly stop shitting on people's floors. I just cleaned it from the previous shit you put there!
Matt
This is the coolest room ever! This is some Godhand shit.
Matt
I kind of want yo yo get killed by this.
Matt
Ah, no.
Pat
Well I'll just wait until you actually get killed by it.
Matt
I'll fight you in your own brain, where you are a god and literally invincible.
Pat
This is a good idea. I am a detective.
Matt
I feel this is like, Todd Macfarlane has this chained up in his backyard.
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Yeah, he calls it Poochy.
Pat
He calls it his wife.
Matt
Which one of the people inside of this elevator is the devil?
Matt
It's me. I'm the devil.
Pat
Will the Z Fighters be able to beat Shinji Mikami?
Matt
Chunks of cement with rhubarb. That's mush more dangerous with how bad rhubarb tastes.
Matt
Anybody who's been playing PC games for long enough finds somebody who says, "It was fine on my system.", and you just kill that person.
Pat
You should steal their system then, after that.
Matt
Did you ever take a school boat to school? No because they don't exist. I think it's made up.
Matt
I hope we're not stuck in some dream, Snake Eater.
Matt
That's not survival horror, I'll tell you what.
Pat
What are you talking about? You gotta survive and it's horrible.
Matt
Did something happen to Ruvik in the kitchen? His mom didn't let him lick the cookie dough off the spoon?
Matt
I did not see everyone making fun of me, but I believe it!
Pat
The best is when patches create more problems.
Pat
It reminds you of RE6 and giraffe blow jobs.
Pat
It's an actual tentacle monster. Zone approved.
Matt
He's like, "Don't beat me. Please don't beat me Woolie."
Pat about Zach
This entire gross area shouldn't have sloshing Woolie-butt sounds.
Matt
Zach's like, "Your trivial diversions. Have you ever found out the pleasure of licking one's own balls for hours? I have."
Matt
I think that was supposed to be a clever line but then we just sand-bagged it.
Matt

Trivia Edit

  • The original The Evil Within episode was released during the ninth season of the Machinima series.
  • Parts of the footage used for this Let's Play was used in the Machinima episode.
  • As stated in the first episodes description, due to an error in editing, the first four parts of this LP have the FPS counter in the bottom right corner.
  • Matt and Pat have trouble remembering the protagonist's last name and have made a habit of creating new last names for him.
  • The game crashes four times during the playthrough, once in part five, twice in part six, and once in part seven, marking the first time a game has crashed multiple times on multiple systems during a full LP.
  • This is the first playthrough to feature episodes with a single Best Friend (Pat), as well as the first one to jump between two platforms (PC and PlayStation 4) and two separate PS4s, the first being Pat's and the second one being Matt's.
    • After switching to PS4, part seven consists entirely of Pat playing from chapter four to where they left off on the PC version, and subsequently doing some things they missed out on during their first time through.
  • In episode seventy of the Super Best Friendcast, God Supports Straight Shota, this Let's Play was declared cursed after Pat's PS4 was damaged while playing.
  • A compilation video all the times Pat said "Excuse me." throughout the LP can be seen here.

Gallery Edit

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