Two Best Friends Play
The Evil Within 2
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Game | The Evil Within 2 |
Episodes | 35 |
Combined Length | 17:51:23 |
Original Run | Oct 31, 2017 - Dec 5, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
“You're a little messed up when your hallucinations have their heads screwed on better than you.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play The Evil Within 2 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat join their old buddy Sea-Bass in the cerebral shit-hole know as Resident Hills where they must use the power of neon green love chemicals to destroy the Silent Evil that is the Oculus Rift.
About[]
See the individual episode descriptions at the The Evil Within 2 Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I'm looking forward to this because, I'm gonna say straight out, 'cause I've seen zero, not to say that there's no one, but I've seen literally no people speak to me saying, 'Man I sure love the first one over this piece of fish!'. No one's said that to me.”
- — Matt
- “Boy, I'm jet-lagged to shit, man!”
- — Pat
- “It's been four days. Maybe you're not jet-lagged and maybe you're just you. Could that be possible?”
- — Matt
- “Oh man, I would have loved if Lily's corpse had just shot out the window like a torpedo.”
- — Pat
- “Jet-lag plus Last of Us gameplay. Who's ready for some missed items? Now there's some proto-Johns right there.”
- — Pat
- “It would just be boob monsters and Sonic games. I'd play that.”
- — Matt
- “He's a good cat, but boy, boy one of these days man, kick that motherfucker out a window.”
- — Pat
- “Look at that old CRT, holy shit. Quick, smash it before any Smash players can get it.”
- — Pat
- “Y'know, before I'm pretty useless, before I can't do anything creative anymore, I'll probably be like, 'Y'know what? Might as well turn myself into Darkman for my last few remaining years. It's all I got going for me.'.”
- — Matt
- “'A photograph of another murder victim. This is a Mobius uniform... well lit and in focus, a gun was used to shoot him in the head.'.”
- — Pat reading an item description
- “Professor Oak will give you ten thousand points for the framing of this picture.”
- — Matt
- “Geez, Professor Oak, you've gotten into some dank shit.”
- — Pat
- “'I've sucked your dick many a time thinking about my dead family.', he said to the gun.”
- — Pat
- “Does this replace the Virtua Boy that stabs your head in the first game?”
- — Matt
- “I'm sure nothing spooky or Madden Town-like will be in there.”
- — Matt
- “Priests are weak to axes.”
- — Matt
- “They're weak to suplexes too.”
- — Pat
- “I'll give RE6 some shit but it let you ride fucking children's Merry-Go-Round rides or whatever they were. Playground equipment.”
- — Matt
- “It's like those little statues of Jesus or Mary that people and Woolie have all over their aparments.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah. Woolie's mom comes over and hides a new one every time.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, they're like Funko Pops.”
- — Matt
- “You are nothing if not consistently crazy.”
- — Matt
- “... Y'know, that's fair.”
- — Pat
- “'How can this be? But this.. this isn't Union.', 'Is it?'. Just answer the question. If you don't know, it's okay if you say 'I don't know.'.”
- — Matt
- “That liquid supports gay rights.”
- — Matt
- “So far, and this is a really weird thing to say about an Evil Within game but I guess there's only two so free pass... every time I've explored, I've been rewarded.”
- — Pat
- “Oh man, she's grossy mossy.”
- — Matt
- “Ghost Town. It's right next to flavor town.”
- — Matt
- “I hate pumpkin spice. It tastes like shit. Yeah, come at me, every woman ever.”
- — Pat
- “That could have gone way worse.”
- — Matt
- “I've seen worse.”
- — Pat
- “I saw worse last session.”
- — Matt
- “What's that smell?”
- — Pat
- “It's blood!”
- — Both
- “Thanks Plague. For letting us steal that. Remember when he told us we could steal that joke because we wanted it?”
- — Pat
- “I don't remember that.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, he said, 'Yee haw! You can steal that'r joke. Hyuk!'. Totally accurate.”
- — Pat
- “Tonally, couldn't be farther.”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, that thing almost crushed your spinal column like Worf.”
- — Matt
- “I don't care if you're a serial killer with supernatural powers, a good ol' dropkick will tell them what for.”
- — Matt
- “This place smells like shit, brother!”
- — Pat
- “Yes it does, Hulk Hogan.”
- — Matt
- “I just envision a scenario where you're having a date with a high-grade weapon part and like, eating the spaghetti and you're both eating on the same string. It's very romantic.”
- — Matt
- “Stefano Valentini!”
- — Both
- “He is a JoJo character.”
- — Matt
- “Let's just create a shit-ton of horror based Room memes.”
- — Pat
- “I'm just thinking like, man, you know what would be awesome? If Sebastian was really awkward and he was like, 'Yeah, I get what you're saying... dawg.', and the guy's just like, '...'.”
- — Pat
- “I just wanna jam with you and talk about Mobius.”
- — Matt
- “That's a nice little detail that, like, even if I had, like, meant, like, consciously noticed it, my brain would have.”
- — Pat
- “That was so bad I think you intentionally did it.”
- — Matt
- “Daddy loves the bottle more than he loves me.”
- — Pat
- “That is a fucking enemy in a video game!”
- — Matt
- “My favorite alternate costume ever is Ashley's knight set from RE4.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, yeah, cause it actually has a function.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, unlike Combofiend.”
- — Pat
- “Like, Slipknot calls their fans 'Maggots', but like, fans of Evil Within games are called 'The Tormented'.”
- — Matt
- “You're a little messed up when your hallucinations have their heads screwed on better than you.”
- — Matt
- “Like, hero goes to the underworld at his lowest point, he dies, he sees the...”
- — Pat
- “And then angels or your loved ones are like, 'No, fucking upgrade your combat skills and get back in there, bitch!'.”
- — Matt
- “How did we not notice this before, other than the fact that we're idiots?”
- — Matt
- “You see, if you keep saying a bunch of generic dragon shit, you'll get to a WOW creature eventually.”
- — Pat
- “So Chris Evans gets a cellphone...”
- — Matt
- “And it turns him into a monster.”
- — Pat
- “And he gets warped into someone's mind.”
- — Matt
- “And then somebody has to go into J.Lo's mind to find the Chris Evans monster and stop him for good, 'cause only he knows where Kim Basinger and her daughter are.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, they're stuck in J.Lo's ass. They can't get out. The Evil Within.”
- — Matt
- “The secret fifth element is goo. Not Milla Jovovich.”
- — Matt
- “Earth, wind, fire, and too many Resident Evil movies.”
- — Pat
- “I need to take a virtual mind shit.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- Starting with part two, the intro was done by Christian Dobbins.