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Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection

THE EVIL WITHIN DLC

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Game The Evil Within (The Assignment DLC)
Controller Pat
Length 45:06
Next Carrier
Previous The Final Take
“I don't wanna go steady with Safe-Head.” — Pat


The Evil Within DLC is the eighth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.


About Edit

"I was sitting in the darkened lobby, my legs and arms crossed as I impatiently waited to be lead into the main office. You can never go in there without the go-ahead, and I'd rather not tempt fate now. My mind swirled with alot of questions...what exactly was Ruvik? Or those zombies I read about in the brief? Where they only localized within the machine? Or not? I had heard some crazy crossbow was only available within Ruvik's mind...I think? And what about all that bio-slime? None of it added up, and I was starting to feel it never would. I had to keep my suspicions to myself, I couldn't tell Sebastian or anyone, really, cuz if I didn't understand it...I doubt anyone else would. As I sat there, my train of thought was brought to a sudden halt as a snapping sound followed by a fizzling could be heard, and all the lights in the hallway went dark. I looked around, my instincts on edge. I then saw a wavering and jittery beam of light start to play across the left most wall, about 30 feet away. Was that a diving helmet? And...stockings and nylons? Man, that's hot."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat get a bad case of Brad Pitt disease as they relive their most horrifying nightmare not related to David Cage.

Quotes Edit

A lot of people, when we finished The Evil Within were like, 'Are you gonna do the DLC?'...
— Matt
And I was like 'Fucking no.'.
— Pat
And I looked over at you and you were like, 'Fucking no.' and I was like, 'Me too.'.
— Matt
So, for those of you that did not watch The Evil Within playthrough, and I envy you...
— Matt
I hope the game just crashes and we can't do it.
— Pat
Don't hope for that, but expect it.
— Matt
She's got that Brad Pitt disease. Remember I talked about that?
— Matt
The disease that makes you look like Brad Pitt?
— Pat
You'll die there, unmarried.
— Matt
Aw, that's rough. You'll be an old maid forever.
— Pat
Safehead will never be with ya. You'll never go steady with him.
— Matt
I don't wanna go steady with safehead.
— Pat
I don't wanna go steady with Safe-Head.
— Pat
Where my gun, where my gun, where my gun at?
— Matt

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