| Two Best Friends Watch
The Game Awards (2014)
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| Game | The Game Awards (2014) |
| Length | 2:59:00 |
| Upload Date | Dec 7, 2014 |
“I need to eat more Doritos to kill my erection.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Watch The Game Awards (2014) is a one-off Super Best Friends Watch episode in which Pat, Woolie, and Liam sit through the year's most anticipated awards show.
About[]
- “Yo! We’re checking out what Geoff Keighly spent his own BANK to make! Join us for the game awards while we just basically complain and talk dumb shit over people with real jobs! ALSO! The audio seems desynched because the STREAM was desynched, it’s not the video! We reload the page 8 or so minutes in and then it’s fine, so no worries!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “All hail Keighly. All hail Doritos.”
- — Woolie
- “You're reviewing Mountain Dew! Everyone on Earth has had one, you don't have to describe it to them!”
- — Woolie
- “I almost bought a Kirby Amiibo today, and then I looked at my life and I realized, this is not who I am. This is not who I want to be.”
- — Woolie
- “When you live in the best city in the world, every boring city is your enemy.”
- — Pat
- “When you break up with your girlfriend in Edmonton, you have to watch her walk away for three days.”
- — Woolie
- “And then they're gonna put a number up and tell you, "You have exactly three years to play this game before it goes offline again."”
- — Woolie
- “Kojima is just wringing his hands in the back.”
- — Liam
- “What Liam's saying is that he's getting a bit of a celebracrush on Geoff Keighly.”
- — Pat
- “When the word's in your fucking title, you better have good blood tech.”
- — Woolie
- “It won Best Score and Sountrack. Good thing they fired the guy who won them the award.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, if you're ten to fourteen years old and watching this, go try out the word "douchenozzle" in front of your parents, and if you get in trouble, you're an idiot, because why did you do what I told you to do? You dumb idiot.”
- — Pat
- “Games like this aren't made without whippings, chains, and slavery.”
- — Woolie
- “Yetis are monsters. They are also voiced by Troy Baker.”
- — Pat
- “So it's an alcoholic reverse vuvuzela? And all the noise is internal.”
- — Pat
- “You don't want your character to be used inappropriately? Don't design them.”
- — Pat
- “Oh uh, since Matt's not here, America. It's a bald eagle motherfucker.”
- — Pat
- “You should get a boat.”
- — Pat
- “Why don't you marry a boat?”
- — Liam
- “I probably will! Christen that shit!”
- — Woolie
- “I need to eat more Doritos to kill my erection.”
- — Pat
- “Black guy, Chinese guy and a Polok walk into a bat and the bartender goes, "Get the fuck out of here!"”
- — Woolie
- “Or you walk to your canvas and you go to open your paint tools and they're just all turds.”
- — Woolie
- “I guess I'll just paint with this.”
- — Pat
- “Just open up Excel and that's EVE.”
- — Liam
- “You cannot lose if you do not play Geoff Keighly.”
- — Pat
- “I don't know, there's still a chance he can turn into the Orochi on-stage.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- This is the first Super Best Friends Watch that does not have Matt in it.