Two Best Friends Play
The Last of Us
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Game | The Last of Us |
Episodes | 26 |
Combined Length | 14:44:10 |
Original Run | Jun 18, 2013 - Aug 19, 2013 |
Controller | Pat |
“Jesus, Joel!” — Matt
The Last of Us is a full Let's Play featuring Matt and Pat fighting their way through this gruesome post apocalyptic game. One could assume them playing an actual good, recently released game is an apology to the fans for their two previous survivor horror playthrough debacles, Silent Hill Homecoming and Deadly Premonition.
About[]
- ““Jesus, Joel!””
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the The Last of Us Descriptions page.
After Hours[]
A four part spin-off of this playthrough was released called After Hours - Left Behind.
Quotes[]
- “..and BOY am I happy to be playing this.”
- — Pat
- “That kid's so dead.”
- — Pat
- “Lock up your daughters, Liam's in town!”
- — Matt
- “This is exactly what I wanted!”
- — Pat
- “...Ambulances, not to be trusted!”
- — Pat
- “There could be zombies driving that ambulance!”
- — Matt
- “Uncle Tommy's a fuckin' badass!”
- — Pat
- “I don't know, I don't have time for that because I gotta go fellatio Gutsman... have you seen his ass?”
- — Matt as Marlene
- “I really want the main villain here to be the Red Ribbon Army.”
- — Matt
- “Man, they put a lot of work into this game, probably. They're gonna get really mad when they find us making fart jokes over character deaths.”
- — Pat
- “Did you see Nabisco is coming out with watermelon Oreos?”
- — Matt
- “Yeah... fuck this earth. We're all fucked now.”
- — Pat
- “Fucked in Delicioustown!”
- — Matt
- “I'm really bad at guessing teenage girls' ages.”
- — Pat
- “Juno T-1000... that's the worst thing I've ever said.”
- — Matt
- “Time to be a Ninja Turtle.”
- — Pat
- “There's no parole in the apocalypse!”
- — Pat
- “That's probably the strongest handgun in the world.”
- — Matt, when they pick up the revolver
- “They look like us after E3.”
- — Matt referring to the runners
- “Meetup with girl, 5'3, 14 years old, red hair.”
- — Pat reading a letter
- “That reads like one of Woolie's notes.”
- — Matt
- “I want the earth to be destroyed so that I could have good views like this.”
- — Pat
- “Not being able to beat little girls to death breaks your immersion?”
- — Pat
- “Bob the Builder is a chump... Dora the Explorer, she's a real champion.”
- — Pat
- “Quit your grinnin' and drop your linens, Liam's in town.”
- — Pat
- “I can see bullshit happening.”
- — Pat
- “Ever since I talked to Plague about ducks my whole life has been ruined.”
- — Pat
- “I'm squirming with information.”
- — Matt
- “I don't know if you guys know this, but a bunch of burnt dead bodies in a pentagram is fuckin' metal.”
- — Pat
- “The feel of double barrel fuck off.”
- — Matt
- “We're in the Pepsi Crystal Clear!”
- — Matt
- “What a piece of asshole.”
- — Pat
- “Look at that single, powerful God ray. Shooting right off God's buttcheeks.”
- — Matt
- “Pittsburgh sucks!”
- — Pat
- “I'm going in super raw.”
- — Pat
- “Your Vaudeville experience won't help us in this world!”
- — Matt on Ellie's whistling
- “All I know is that I'm never gonna throw a fuckin' axe down a pit, so I'm safe from that level of mockery.”
- — Pat
- “One day, Joel, Ellie will grow up to be as big and strong-bearded as you!”
- — Matt
- “Ellie is just shoving her face into my murder!”
- — Pat
- “"The only way that I can go is on someone else's toilet! It's quite a bother!"”
- — Pat as James Small
- “It's basically Italian bottle fighting: the game.”
- — Pat
- “Joel doll with bearded jaded action!”
- — Matt
- “I just wanted the satisfaction of beating a child.”
- — Matt
- “In this scary apartment building...where the Clickers live!”
- — Matt as Tour Guide Nixon
- “Teenagers! UGH! Soon she's gonna start throwing pregnancies at me!”
- — Pat as Joel
- “Kids these days with their monster dates!”
- — Pat
- “There's no civil rights in the apocalypse.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I like graphic novels about underage girls. That's what Liam says.”
- — Pat
- “I've been murdering dudes since before you were wearing short pants.”
- — Matt
- “STOP WASTING OUR FOOD BOY!”
- — Pat
- “Don't need no scoop for that bullshit.”
- — Pat
- “Good job, Garbage.”
- — Pat, to Ellie
- “I should have put a ring on 2Snacks.”
- — Pat
- “Don't engage the audience, just hate the fans, like Woolie does.”
- — Matt
- “Sewer societies: best societies confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “If you have a pet centipede, you can unsubscribe from our channel.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, my throat gets tired.”
- — Pat
- “I bet it does.”
- — Matt
- “Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up.”
- — Pat
- “Beard upgraded. You can now catch bullets with your beard.”
- — Matt
- “I could go for steel concubine. I hear they're makin' them in the Japan right now!”
- — Pat
- “Six shots, more than enough to be the coolest guy ever!”
- — Pat
- “Hydroelectric dams are radical!”
- — Pat
- “Tommy's get a good nose for mouth feels.”
- — Pat
- “That's how I know this game is rock solid, touching horse butts.”
- — Pat
- “The horse has gone mad with power.”
- — Pat
- “I'm Woolie the Liar. It's time for me to go abuse some animals!”
- — Matt as Woolie
- “The Monkey Murder Politics. This is my new political talk show.”
- — Pat
- “He's been studying himself down to the bone!”
- — Matt on a skeleton in a lab
- “Rebar is history's greatest antagonist.”
- — Pat
- “I really want Bill Nye to be the final boss.”
- — Matt
- “Ellie has died of dysentery.”
- — Matt
- “Nobody has ever made love in a mine.”
- — Matt
- “There's just squeezable Ellie holes to go through, apparently.”
- — Matt
- “Shiv this bag like your old mama.”
- — Pat (using old lady voice)
- “Snoop Dogg, what are you doing in my video game?”
- — Pat (using creepy guy voice)
- “This mess is just filled to the brim with garbage juice.”
- — Matt
- “Garbage going into the garbage hole.”
- — Pat
- “Man, that Winnie the Pooh baseball game is the realest shit.”
- — Pat
- “His guts was goin' nuts!”
- — Matt
- “Where's everyone going? Bingo?”
- — Matt, upon hearing a bell
- “The Giraffe Uprising of 2032.”
- — Matt
- “Who is to say that the love between a man and a shotgun is not sacred?”
- — Pat
- “This is some Disaster: Day of Crisis shit.”
- — Matt
- “That's it. The secret to "The Last of Us" was Desert Bus.”
- — Pat
- “What would Spock say in this situation?”
- — Matt
- “He'd say,"Fuck that bullshit."”
- — Pat
- “Fireflies: the greatest heroes of all.”
- — Matt
- “I'd like Yogi and Boo-Boo to be in "The Last of Us."”
- — Matt
- “It's not okay to scoop kid's brains out”
- — Pat
- “Everyone loves relationships built on lies and deceit.”
- — Matt
- “Fuck the human race!”
- — Pat
- “That concludes our no death playthrough.”
- — Matt