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The Last of Us

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Game The Last of Us
Episodes 26
Combined Length 14:44:10
Original Run Jun 18, 2013 - Aug 19, 2013
Controller Pat
“Jesus, Joel!” — Matt


The Last of Us is a full Let's Play featuring Matt and Pat fighting their way through this gruesome post apocalyptic game. One could assume them playing an actual good, recently released game is an apology to the fans for their two previous survivor horror playthrough debacles, Silent Hill Homecoming and Deadly Premonition.


AboutEdit

“Jesus, Joel!”
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the The Last of Us Descriptions page.

After Hours Edit

A four part spin-off of this playthrough was released called After Hours - Left Behind.

Quotes Edit

..and BOY am I happy to be playing this.
Pat
That kid's so dead.
Pat
Lock up your daughters, Liam's in town!
Matt
This is exactly what I wanted!
— Pat
...Ambulances, not to be trusted!
— Pat
There could be zombies driving that ambulance!
— Matt
Uncle Tommy's a fuckin' badass!
— Pat
I don't know, I don't have time for that because I gotta go fellatio Gutsman... have you seen his ass?
— Matt as Marlene
I really want the main villain here to be the Red Ribbon Army.
— Matt
Man, they put a lot of work into this game, probably. They're gonna get really mad when they find us making fart jokes over character deaths.
— Pat
Did you see Nabisco is coming out with watermelon Oreos?
— Matt
Yeah... fuck this earth. We're all fucked now.
— Pat
Fucked in Delicioustown!
— Matt
I'm really bad at guessing teenage girls' ages.
— Pat
Juno T-1000... that's the worst thing I've ever said.
— Matt
Time to be a Ninja Turtle.
— Pat
There's no parole in the apocalypse!
— Pat
That's probably the strongest handgun in the world.
— Matt, when they pick up the revolver
They look like us after E3.
— Matt referring to the runners
Meetup with girl, 5'3, 14 years old, red hair.
— Pat reading a letter
That reads like one of Woolie's notes.
— Matt
I want the earth to be destroyed so that I could have good views like this.
— Pat
Not being able to beat little girls to death breaks your immersion?
— Pat
Bob the Builder is a chump... Dora the Explorer, she's a real champion.
— Pat
Quit your grinnin' and drop your linens, Liam's in town.
— Pat
I can see bullshit happening.
— Pat
Ever since I talked to Plague about ducks my whole life has been ruined.
— Pat
I'm squirming with information.
— Matt
I don't know if you guys know this, but a bunch of burnt dead bodies in a pentagram is fuckin' metal.
— Pat
The feel of double barrel fuck off.
— Matt
We're in the Pepsi Crystal Clear!
— Matt
What a piece of asshole.
— Pat
Look at that single, powerful God ray. Shooting right off God's buttcheeks.
— Matt
Pittsburgh sucks!
— Pat
I'm going in super raw.
— Pat
Your Vaudeville experience won't help us in this world!
— Matt on Ellie's whistling
All I know is that I'm never gonna throw a fuckin' axe down a pit, so I'm safe from that level of mockery.
— Pat
One day, Joel, Ellie will grow up to be as big and strong-bearded as you!
— Matt
Ellie is just shoving her face into my murder!
— Pat
"The only way that I can go is on someone else's toilet! It's quite a bother!"
— Pat as James Small
It's basically Italian bottle fighting: the game.
— Pat
Joel doll with bearded jaded action!
— Matt
I just wanted the satisfaction of beating a child.
— Matt
In this scary apartment building...where the Clickers live!
— Matt as Tour Guide Nixon
Teenagers! UGH! Soon she's gonna start throwing pregnancies at me!
— Pat as Joel
Kids these days with their monster dates!
— Pat
There's no civil rights in the apocalypse.
— Pat
Yeah, I like graphic novels about underage girls. That's what Liam says.
— Pat
I've been murdering dudes since before you were wearing short pants.
— Matt
STOP WASTING OUR FOOD BOY!
— Pat
Don't need no scoop for that bullshit.
— Pat
Good job, Garbage.
— Pat, to Ellie
I should have put a ring on 2Snacks.
— Pat
Don't engage the audience, just hate the fans, like Woolie does.
— Matt
Sewer societies: best societies confirmed.
— Matt
If you have a pet centipede, you can unsubscribe from our channel.
— Matt
Yeah, my throat gets tired.
— Pat
I bet it does.
— Matt
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up.
— Pat
Beard upgraded. You can now catch bullets with your beard.
— Matt
I could go for steel concubine. I hear they're makin' them in the Japan right now!
— Pat
Six shots, more than enough to be the coolest guy ever!
— Pat
Hydroelectric dams are radical!
— Pat
Tommy's get a good nose for mouth feels.
— Pat
That's how I know this game is rock solid, touching horse butts.
— Pat
The horse has gone mad with power.
— Pat
I'm Woolie the Liar. It's time for me to go abuse some animals!
— Matt as Woolie
The Monkey Murder Politics. This is my new political talk show.
— Pat
He's been studying himself down to the bone!
— Matt on a skeleton in a lab
Rebar is history's greatest antagonist.
— Pat
I really want Bill Nye to be the final boss.
— Matt
Ellie has died of dysentery.
— Matt
Nobody has ever made love in a mine.
— Matt
There's just squeezable Ellie holes to go through, apparently.
— Matt
Shiv this bag like your old mama.
— Pat (using old lady voice)
Snoop Dogg, what are you doing in my video game?
— Pat (using creepy guy voice)
This mess is just filled to the brim with garbage juice.
— Matt
Garbage going into the garbage hole.
— Pat
Man, that Winnie the Pooh baseball game is the realest shit.
— Pat
His guts was goin' nuts!
— Matt
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
— Matt, upon hearing a bell
The Giraffe Uprising of 2032.
— Matt
Who is to say that the love between a man and a shotgun is not sacred?
— Pat
This is some Disaster: Day of Crisis shit.
— Matt
That's it. The secret to "The Last of Us" was Desert Bus.
— Pat
What would Spock say in this situation?
— Matt
He'd say,"Fuck that bullshit."
— Pat
Fireflies: the greatest heroes of all.
— Matt
I'd like Yogi and Boo-Boo to be in "The Last of Us."
— Matt
It's not okay to scoop kid's brains out
— Pat
Everyone loves relationships built on lies and deceit.
— Matt
Fuck the human race!
— Pat
That concludes our no death playthrough.
— Matt

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