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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
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Game | The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess |
Episodes | 42 |
Combined Length | 20:59:37 |
Original Run | Mar 19, 2016 - Jul 14, 2016 |
Controller | Liam |
“Seriously though, pay me.” — Matt
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam save Midna from the Zone mines so they can fight against the evil Colin's plan to destroy Hyrule in order to get paid. Also, something involving twilight.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “So all three members of the Zaibatsu that like Zelda are in the room.”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna name him Link 'cause you guys can't stop me.”
- — Liam
- “Oh my god, he looks so good. I'm gonna splooge all over his face.”
- — Matt
- “Liam, you're another weird exception like Link. You're another hero of time type.”
- — Woolie
- “Colin's a problem... Colin's a real problem.”
- — Liam
- “You're not even worth turning into a wolf.”
- — Woolie
- “That's fine. I want her to talk to me like that.”
- — Liam
- “He's gonna take everything and leave you fifty fish, you Neko Atsume fuck.”
- — Matt
- “If you have the right attitude, anything can be a sword.”
- — Woolie
- “Just like Zach. He looks exactly like you.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, I'm stark white, and I have tons of hair.”
- — Matt
- “You know what straw grass is a symbol for.”
- — Matt
- “A really thin, awkward penis?”
- — Woolie
- “He looks like baby Jim Sterling.”
- — Woolie
- “So Jim Sterling.”
- — Matt
- “Into the Zone mines with you, Midna.”
- — Matt
- “If you two Casandras wanna go play your Jojos and your other Zeldas, then you can leave me to this, but right now we're playing Twilight Princess.”
- — Liam
- “Where's my Zelda bishoujo statue? Or my Midna? Oh my god, I gave myself an erection!”
- — Matt
- “You wanna take care of that?”
- — Liam
- “No!”
- — Matt
- “You want Woolie to take care of that?”
- — Liam
- “Go back to Majora's Mask, you got Medli, you got Tetra...”
- — Woolie listing off Wind Waker characters
- “The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Knuckles.”
- — Liam
- “All the dowsing rods you had to do in your life?”
- — Matt
- “It's bullshit. People who use dowsing rods.”
- — Woolie
- “Are you jealous of them? I don't... What's your beef with it?”
- — Matt
- “The Earth is round? I'm not buying that!”
- — Matt
- “Oujia Rods. They point to dead people.”
- — Liam
- “The Great Fairy boner that you're getting is really just a bunch of small fairies stuck together.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, remember the camera zooms in on a Dutch angle on his little kid boner?”
- — Matt
- “We have enough legit fighters. There hasn't been garbage in a while.”
- — Matt
- “Millions of dollars poured in so that a video can be made on YouTube.”
- — Woolie
- “It's an absolute blast to take art and ruin it with Collin.”
- — Liam
- “What I heard was the sound of a panicking, screaming mosquito type noise on the inside of my brain.”
- — Woolie
- “Well Woolie, you do a lot of LPs with Pat, so you must get used to that type of annoying chatter.”
- — Matt
- “We studied Nintendogs closely for this game.”
- — Liam
- “Suck a thousand dicks, build one bridge, you're still gonna be a dick sucker.”
- — Woolie
- “That's a haircut you can set your watch to.”
- — Matt
- “It's either the lake is dried up or the lake is frozen or someone's eating all out rocks or someone's shitting in our food.”
- — Matt
- “I think without Ooccoo the game would have sold much worse.”
- — Liam
- “Beetleborgs Duwang. What a beautiful Metalix.”
- — Woolie
- “He hands in his resume, it's a picture of a crowbar.”
- — Woolie about Gordon Freeman
- “Come down to Super Aqua Club and get weird diseases by swimming in our water.”
- — Matt
- “It's full of band-aids.”
- — Liam
- “I'm sorry I didn't take your mix tape. I didn't realize that it would validate my blackness.”
- — Woolie
- “Is Marvel 3 true Reggae, Woolie?”
- — Liam
- “All I'm saying is there are better hills to die on than Manhunt 2.”
- — Woolie
- “Like The Guy Game.”
- — Liam
- “Dave Mirrah hates titties confirmed.”
- — Woolie
- “You and your forever-battles with the sea, with the deep sea. Fuckin-”
- — Woolie
- “Everything is awful down there.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie's like, 'If it ain't BBW Midna, it ain't for me'!”
- — Liam
- “Aww cute, that kitty give no shitty!”
- — Matt
- “How do we fix the horse problems in Wind Waker?”
- — Liam
- “I appreciate Ocarina nudges that have all the subtlety of a chair shot.”
- — Woolie
- “It's your girl. She's got dreads all over her body.”
- — Liam
- “Look at this playable character in Hyrule Warriors.”
- — Woolie about every NPC
- “They're scared of his giant dick that makes elephant noises.”
- — Matt
- “That old fashioned boner feeling.”
- — Liam
- “There's a lot of good J's out there.”
- — Woolie
- “Name one.”
- — Liam
- “I'm sure a lot of people enjoy smoking jays.”
- — Woolie
- “Did you ever think that your girlfriend might just be two old ladies?”
- — Liam
- “Hypothesis, Genesis does what Ninten-don't.”
- — Woolie
- “I just want Xbox to come out with an ad and go, 'If you like Sony products, you're super gay!'.”
- — Matt
- “Please don't upload my death to hentai galleries.”
- — Woolie
- “If God is real, why do we have spilling? Why can I spill juice on myself? That sucks.”
- — Liam
- “Anyone can fight anyone. Man, woman, little people, horses. As long as you've got a lucha mask.”
- — Woolie
- “If I saw Matt wearing apple bottom jeans with the fur, I'd swipe right.”
- — Woolie
- “Human Link is pissing on things to own them.”
- — Woolie
- “Did you know that Damascus really translates to Suplex City?”
- — Woolie
- “The time period was roaring but people's sphincter muscles were not.”
- — Matt
- “People, for months, have been asking us to get better at fighting games before playing them, but that's not us.”
- — Liam
- “What did you think those holes were for?”
- — Woolie
- “Did you know if you flip over your coffee table and put on a helmet, it becomes Duck Hunt: Trench Warfare?”
- — Liam
- “Australia is the highest level zone.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, absolutely. There's encounters all over and the aggro is bullshit.”
- — Liam
- “Live if you can. Die if I let you. Kupo!”
- — Matt
- “You want shit couture. Check them out.”
- — Liam
- “Or just go to TeamFourStar's store.”
- — Matt
- “You went to school with an Ooccoo?”
- — Matt
- “I'm not an Ooccoo-sexual here.”
- — Liam
- “You're defending and that's good enough.”
- — Woolie
- “That's good enough for fan art.”
- — Matt
- “You thought it was the Master Sword, but it was me, Clawshot!”
- — Woolie
- “Back when Godzilla was telling everyone to fuck off and drinking beer. Hell yeah.”
- — Woolie on Attitude Era Godzilla
- “Get your historical accuracy out of my face if it's not entertaining. ”
- — Matt
- “In the previous topic, I was just imagining those claw goggles...”
- — Woolie
- “The Clawggles.”
- — Liam
- “Clawggles, right. So you're wearing the Clawggles, right, and you look at a claw surface and you shoot them out and they hook onto that surface and then yank you forward by your neck and you hang there and die.”
- — Woolie
- “There should be a JoJo character that just like, “I have clawsh——” Well, fuck it. Why do I even say these things anymore? Who has that? Who has clawshots?”
- — Matt
- “Put the helmet on!”
- — Woolie
- “No, her hair's cool.”
- — Matt
- “It looks weird.”
- — Woolie
- “You look weird.”
- — Matt
- “Put your helmet on.”
- — Liam
- “It's lefty pride.”
- — Woolie
- “You mean loser pride?”
- — Matt
- “Samus, that well known cougar of the universe.”
- — Matt
- “♫ Kids, get fucking ready! It's Punch-Out!! Punch-Out!! ♫”
- — Woolie
- “Bands like The Who and The Rolling Stones wish they could make an impact like they did, with their seventeen albums Linkin Park put out that I forget.”
- — Matt
- “Look at this orgy... of savings!”
- — Matt
- “Malo is a real-ass PIMP!”
- — Woolie
- “Did you know if you link up Dark Side of the Moon to The Wizard of Oz, you'll waste everybody's time?”
- — Woolie
- “Go Go Bionic Grandma Force!”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card art was made by 2Snacks.
- The music played during the intro is "Twilight Princess - Hyrule Field (Guitar Cover)" by VonGrimm Music.