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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Twilight Princess Title
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Game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Episodes 42
Combined Length 20:59:37
Original Run Mar 19, 2016 - Jul 14, 2016
Controller Liam
“Seriously though, pay me.” — Matt


The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam save Midna from the Zone mines so they can fight against the evil Colin's plan to destroy Hyrule in order to get paid. Also, something involving twilight.


AboutEdit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

So all three members of the Zaibatsu that like Zelda are in the room.
Matt
I'm gonna name him Link 'cause you guys can't stop me.
Liam
Oh my god, he looks so good. I'm gonna splooge all over his face.
Matt
Liam, you're another weird exception like Link. You're another hero of time type.
Woolie
Colin's a problem... Colin's a real problem.
Liam
You're not even worth turning into a wolf.
Woolie
That's fine. I want her to talk to me like that.
Liam
He's gonna take everything and leave you fifty fish, you Neko Atsume fuck.
Matt
If you have the right attitude, anything can be a sword.
Woolie
Just like Zach. He looks exactly like you.
Liam
Yeah, I'm stark white, and I have tons of hair.
Matt
You know what straw grass is a symbol for.
Matt
A really thin, awkward penis?
Woolie
He looks like baby Jim Sterling.
Woolie
So Jim Sterling.
Matt
Into the Zone mines with you, Midna.
Matt
If you two Casandras wanna go play your Jojos and your other Zeldas, then you can leave me to this, but right now we're playing Twilight Princess.
Liam
Where's my Zelda bishoujo statue? Or my Midna? Oh my god, I gave myself an erection!
Matt
You wanna take care of that?
Liam
No!
Matt
You want Woolie to take care of that?
Liam
Go back to Majora's Mask, you got Medli, you got Tetra...
Woolie listing off Wind Waker characters
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Knuckles.
Liam
All the dowsing rods you had to do in your life?
Matt
It's bullshit. People who use dowsing rods.
Woolie
Are you jealous of them? I don't... What's your beef with it?
Matt
The Earth is round? I'm not buying that!
Matt
Oujia Rods. They point to dead people.
Liam
The Great Fairy boner that you're getting is really just a bunch of small fairies stuck together.
Woolie
Yeah, remember the camera zooms in on a Dutch angle on his little kid boner?
Matt
We have enough legit fighters. There hasn't been garbage in a while.
Matt
Millions of dollars poured in so that a video can be made on YouTube.
Woolie
It's an absolute blast to take art and ruin it with Collin.
Liam
What I heard was the sound of a panicking, screaming mosquito type noise on the inside of my brain.
Woolie
Well Woolie, you do a lot of LPs with Pat, so you must get used to that type of annoying chatter.
Matt
We studied Nintendogs closely for this game.
Liam
Suck a thousand dicks, build one bridge, you're still gonna be a dick sucker.
Woolie
That's a haircut you can set your watch to.
Matt
It's either the lake is dried up or the lake is frozen or someone's eating all out rocks or someone's shitting in our food.
Matt
I think without Ooccoo the game would have sold much worse.
Liam
Beetleborgs Duwang. What a beautiful Metalix.
Woolie
He hands in his resume, it's a picture of a crowbar.
Woolie about Gordon Freeman
Come down to Super Aqua Club and get weird diseases by swimming in our water.
Matt
It's full of band-aids.
Liam
I'm sorry I didn't take your mix tape. I didn't realize that it would validate my blackness.
Woolie
Is Marvel 3 true Reggae, Woolie?
Liam
All I'm saying is there are better hills to die on than Manhunt 2.
Woolie
Like The Guy Game.
Liam
Dave Mirrah hates titties confirmed.
Woolie
You and your forever-battles with the sea, with the deep sea. Fuckin-
Woolie
Everything is awful down there.
Matt
Woolie's like, 'If it ain't BBW Midna, it ain't for me'!
Liam
Aww cute, that kitty give no shitty!
Matt
How do we fix the horse problems in Wind Waker?
Liam
I appreciate Ocarina nudges that have all the subtlety of a chair shot.
Woolie
It's your girl. She's got dreads all over her body.
Liam
Look at this playable character in Hyrule Warriors.
Woolie about every NPC
They're scared of his giant dick that makes elephant noises.
Matt
That old fashioned boner feeling.
Liam
There's a lot of good J's out there.
Woolie
Name one.
Liam
I'm sure a lot of people enjoy smoking jays.
Woolie
Did you ever think that your girlfriend might just be two old ladies?
Liam
Hypothesis, Genesis does what Ninten-don't.
Woolie
I just want Xbox to come out with an ad and go, 'If you like Sony products, you're super gay!'.
Matt
Please don't upload my death to hentai galleries.
Woolie
If God is real, why do we have spilling? Why can I spill juice on myself? That sucks.
Liam
Anyone can fight anyone. Man, woman, little people, horses. As long as you've got a lucha mask.
Woolie
If I saw Matt wearing apple bottom jeans with the fur, I'd swipe right.
Woolie
Human Link is pissing on things to own them.
Woolie
Did you know that Damascus really translates to Suplex City?
Woolie
The time period was roaring but people's sphincter muscles were not.
Matt
People, for months, have been asking us to get better at fighting games before playing them, but that's not us.
Liam
What did you think those holes were for?
Woolie
Did you know if you flip over your coffee table and put on a helmet, it becomes Duck Hunt: Trench Warfare?
Liam
Australia is the highest level zone.
Woolie
Yeah, absolutely. There's encounters all over and the aggro is bullshit.
Liam
Live if you can. Die if I let you. Kupo!
Matt
You want shit couture. Check them out.
Liam
Or just go to TeamFourStar's store.
Matt
You went to school with an Ooccoo?
Matt
I'm not an Ooccoo-sexual here.
Liam
You're defending and that's good enough.
Woolie
That's good enough for fan art.
Matt
You thought it was the Master Sword, but it was me, Clawshot!
Woolie
Back when Godzilla was telling everyone to fuck off and drinking beer. Hell yeah.
Woolie on Attitude Era Godzilla
Get your historical accuracy out of my face if it's not entertaining.
Matt
In the previous topic, I was just imagining those claw goggles...
Woolie
The Clawggles.
Liam
Clawggles, right. So you're wearing the Clawggles, right, and you look at a claw surface and you shoot them out and they hook onto that surface and then yank you forward by your neck and you hang there and die.
Woolie
There should be a JoJo character that just like, “I have clawsh——” Well, fuck it. Why do I even say these things anymore? Who has that? Who has clawshots?
Matt
It's lefty pride.
Woolie
You mean loser pride?
Matt
Samus, that well known cougar of the universe.
Matt
♫ Kids, get fucking ready! It's Punch-Out!! Punch-Out!! ♫
Woolie
Bands like The Who and The Rolling Stones wish they could make an impact like they did, with their seventeen albums Linkin Park put out that I forget.
Matt
Look at this orgy... of savings!
Matt
Malo is a real-ass PIMP!
Woolie
Did you know if you link up Dark Side of the Moon to The Wizard of Oz, you'll waste everybody's time?
Woolie
Go Go Bionic Grandma Force!
Matt

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