Super Best Friends Play
The Long Dark
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Game | The Long Dark |
Season | 12 |
Episode | 9 |
Length | 12:26 |
Upload Date | Aug 6, 2017 |
Controller | Pat |
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“You'll never find all the money if you don't haul my corpse down.” — Matt
Super Best Friends Play The Long Dark is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat star in a short PSA about surviving in the frozen wasteland that is Canada.
About[]
- “Many injuries are bound to happen when you rarely even leave your house.”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “...And I got lost in the dark because I broke down wood for a few hours and then I pissed and shit myself and died of dysentery.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah but what did you do in the game.”
- — Matt
- “Why were you flying a plane completely naked?”
- — Pat
- “Hey man, Mile High Club”
- — Matt
- “Your clothes are ripped and your asshole's cracked.”
- — Matt
- “Remember: wind sucks shit.”
- — Pat
- “I don't have to pay taxes if I just live out in the snow and eat orange Crush and drink beef jerky.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, you would think that, but someone will find you and make you pay taxes.”
- — Pat
- “Remember folks, there's no reason to feel bad, because a rabbit will kill you and everything you hold dear.”
- — Matt
- “Some herbivores are so spiteful they'll let themselves die just to trap other things.”
- — Matt
- “You'll never find all the money if you don't haul my corpse down.”
- — Matt