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The Punisher

Punisher Title
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Game The Punisher
Episodes 17
Combined Length 08:14:26
Original Run Apr 3, 2016 - May 17, 2016
Controller Matt
“I killed those guys real good today. I'm gonna give myself a shiny button.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play The Punisher is a full Let's Pay in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie mock the Punisher's moral code, fill the 'Murder Boner Gauge', and get revenge for his family family family...

About[]

Holy shit Pun Pun Kill-Chan! You can't just kill all these criminals and be so cute while doing it!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the The Punisher (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Well, after months and months of begging and crying, I said, 'Fine guys. We'll play The Punisher'.
Matt
Yeah, that's how that happened.
Pat
Punisher's only weakness is people shooting at him. Don't do that.
Pat
I killed those guys real good today. I'm gonna give myself a shiny button.
Pat
Part of the rent agreement is 'Must commit one crime per quarter'.
Pat
Punisher really has it in for the Riverdale fuckin' football team.
Woolie
Punisher doesn't have to eat if he kills people. He has killosynthesis.
Woolie
You know how you defeat The Punisher? You send The Sorrow. That's a zero/ten match-up.
Woolie
Oh no, it's entertaining.
Matt
Lois Lane even choked out a baby once, For a story.
Pat
The guy that doesn't have all his fingers, he's the expert.
Pat
That rhino can now join the legion of super pets, along with that horse that wants to fuck Supergirl.
Pat
Frank Castle is the biggest Death Note fanboy in the world.
Woolie
If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, fuck it.
Woolie
Even eels hate Italians.
Matt
What weird... where is this going!? Italian people are dumb now?
Woolie
Woolie, when I die, inevitably before you, I want you to roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge, and also in my will, it'll be like, 'If the cops ask you what you're doing, you have to tell them nothing'.
Pat
Then everyone in the pachinko mine has to remember. Remember my scent.
Woolie
I feel like there should be a memo going around to all the punks and thugs just like, 'The Punisher is going to kill you. Don't surrender to The Punisher. He'll just kill you, possibly in a more elaborate way later.'.
Pat
So Pete sells heroin to kids. Let's see how that turns out for him.
Matt
The Punisher is a giant billboard. If you just ignore him, he loses his power.
Matt
I thought I was a big, tough man. Turns out I'm a huge pussy.
Pat
Charles Bronson is the kinda guy how get a slinky dress and bend over a fence and then shoot anyone that came near him.
Pat
Frank Castle invented fireboarding.
Woolie
I don't think there's ever been an accurate quote of anything on this channel ever.
Woolie
Are you trying to interrogate the boat?
Woolie
If you see a tank shoot, it shoots and you're gone.
Woolie
No, if you see a tank shoot, it means you're alive.
Pat
Silent Hill would never help... wait, wait. Silent Hill would help The Punisher out all the time.
Pat
You shoot Penance Stare or you do a Raging Demon to Punisher, he just goes, 'So?'.
Matt
That mine he planted was a mine of passion.
Woolie
You can never get a guy up.
Pat
I haven't been able to for years.
Matt
I have a 'What If...', like what if Wolverine did whatever bullshit. It was what if whatever, Wolverine did a thing...
Matt
I'd read that comic.
Pat
Everyone else did.
Woolie
The very idea that The Punisher could even get through the front doors is crazy stupid. There's a whole storyline where he can't get through the front doors!
Matt
Oh woe is me and my life, being a big dicked movie star. Holy shit, just kill myself.
Matt
The moment you get shot by him, child porn materializes in your pocket.
Woolie
I think Woolie dated a girl with two heads once.
Matt
It was not great.
Woolie
Eyedol.
Matt
Like, Woolie, as cool and bad as you can be, I somehow doubt don't think you'd be able to takeover the Italian mob. I somehow don't think they would accept that.
Pat
Man, I really don't wanna get stabbed. I was thinking about it just the other day, about how much I don't wanna get stabbed. It's bad.
Woolie
If you wanna go against Pun-Pun Kill-chan, I guess her rival would be Bara-Cutie.
Matt

Trivia[]

  • The original The Punisher episode was released during the fourth season of the Machinima series.
  • The opening animation was done by CrappySketches.
  • In the opening animation, Matt is Frank Castle (The Punisher), Pat is Micro, and Woolie is Baracuda.
  • In the opening animation, the buttons on Woolie's pants are the same ones worn by Chie Satonaka in Persona 4.

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