Super Best Friends Play
The Punisher
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Game | The Punisher |
Episodes | 17 |
Combined Length | 08:14:26 |
Original Run | Apr 3, 2016 - May 17, 2016 |
Controller | Matt |
“I killed those guys real good today. I'm gonna give myself a shiny button.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Play The Punisher is a full Let's Pay in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie mock the Punisher's moral code, fill the 'Murder Boner Gauge', and get revenge for his family family family...
About[]
- “Holy shit Pun Pun Kill-Chan! You can't just kill all these criminals and be so cute while doing it!”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the The Punisher (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Well, after months and months of begging and crying, I said, 'Fine guys. We'll play The Punisher'.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, that's how that happened.”
- — Pat
- “Punisher's only weakness is people shooting at him. Don't do that.”
- — Pat
- “I killed those guys real good today. I'm gonna give myself a shiny button.”
- — Pat
- “Part of the rent agreement is 'Must commit one crime per quarter'.”
- — Pat
- “Punisher really has it in for the Riverdale fuckin' football team.”
- — Woolie
- “Punisher doesn't have to eat if he kills people. He has killosynthesis.”
- — Woolie
- “You know how you defeat The Punisher? You send The Sorrow. That's a zero/ten match-up.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh no, it's entertaining.”
- — Matt
- “Lois Lane even choked out a baby once, For a story.”
- — Pat
- “The guy that doesn't have all his fingers, he's the expert.”
- — Pat
- “That rhino can now join the legion of super pets, along with that horse that wants to fuck Supergirl.”
- — Pat
- “Frank Castle is the biggest Death Note fanboy in the world.”
- — Woolie
- “If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, fuck it.”
- — Woolie
- “Even eels hate Italians.”
- — Matt
- “What weird... where is this going!? Italian people are dumb now?”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, when I die, inevitably before you, I want you to roll me up in a carpet and throw me off a bridge, and also in my will, it'll be like, 'If the cops ask you what you're doing, you have to tell them nothing'.”
- — Pat
- “Then everyone in the pachinko mine has to remember. Remember my scent.”
- — Woolie
- “I feel like there should be a memo going around to all the punks and thugs just like, 'The Punisher is going to kill you. Don't surrender to The Punisher. He'll just kill you, possibly in a more elaborate way later.'.”
- — Pat
- “So Pete sells heroin to kids. Let's see how that turns out for him.”
- — Matt
- “The Punisher is a giant billboard. If you just ignore him, he loses his power.”
- — Matt
- “I thought I was a big, tough man. Turns out I'm a huge pussy.”
- — Pat
- “Charles Bronson is the kinda guy how get a slinky dress and bend over a fence and then shoot anyone that came near him.”
- — Pat
- “Frank Castle invented fireboarding.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't think there's ever been an accurate quote of anything on this channel ever.”
- — Woolie
- “Are you trying to interrogate the boat?”
- — Woolie
- “If you see a tank shoot, it shoots and you're gone.”
- — Woolie
- “No, if you see a tank shoot, it means you're alive.”
- — Pat
- “Silent Hill would never help... wait, wait. Silent Hill would help The Punisher out all the time.”
- — Pat
- “You shoot Penance Stare or you do a Raging Demon to Punisher, he just goes, 'So?'.”
- — Matt
- “That mine he planted was a mine of passion.”
- — Woolie
- “You can never get a guy up.”
- — Pat
- “I haven't been able to for years.”
- — Matt
- “I have a 'What If...', like what if Wolverine did whatever bullshit. It was what if whatever, Wolverine did a thing...”
- — Matt
- “I'd read that comic.”
- — Pat
- “Everyone else did.”
- — Woolie
- “The very idea that The Punisher could even get through the front doors is crazy stupid. There's a whole storyline where he can't get through the front doors!”
- — Matt
- “Oh woe is me and my life, being a big dicked movie star. Holy shit, just kill myself.”
- — Matt
- “The moment you get shot by him, child porn materializes in your pocket.”
- — Woolie
- “I think Woolie dated a girl with two heads once.”
- — Matt
- “It was not great.”
- — Woolie
- “Eyedol.”
- — Matt
- “Like, Woolie, as cool and bad as you can be, I somehow doubt don't think you'd be able to takeover the Italian mob. I somehow don't think they would accept that.”
- — Pat
- “Man, I really don't wanna get stabbed. I was thinking about it just the other day, about how much I don't wanna get stabbed. It's bad.”
- — Woolie
- “If you wanna go against Pun-Pun Kill-chan, I guess her rival would be Bara-Cutie.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The original The Punisher episode was released during the fourth season of the Machinima series.
- The opening animation was done by CrappySketches.
- In the opening animation, Matt is Frank Castle (The Punisher), Pat is Micro, and Woolie is Baracuda.
- In the opening animation, the buttons on Woolie's pants are the same ones worn by Chie Satonaka in Persona 4.