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The Sleepy MAGcast: Cranky Takahata’s Eruption

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Length 2:29:04
Date Jan 27, 2015
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“Are we being brought down now to just whipping mints at our fans?” — Matt

The Sleepy MAGcast: Cranky Takahata’s Eruption is the seventy-seventh episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

Live from from our MAGfest hotel room, hours before flying into the class A killstorm and thundersnow. Also, special treat! Our full panel from MAGfest this year for your listening pleasure.
— Podcast description

Quotes Edit

One of those CSI guys comes in here with the blacklight and he's like, "There's so much semen and video games!"
— Matt
That potent Takahata semen on the ceiling.
— Woolie
Matt loves his mom. What a dweeb!
— Woolie
There's this thing where my mom will occasionally call me if I'm going cause, "Oh, I just want to make sure you're okay." and stuff and Pat goes, "Why does your mom do that?", and I go, "Oh it's this thing that my mom loves me.", and he goes, "Well my parents never call me.", and I'm like, "I know.".
— Matt
It was just us, Takahata, and Stamper sitting in a circle...
— Woolie
Jerking it off.
— Matt
On this arcade version, every single thing you did or didn't do resulted in the most malarky bullshit.
— Matt about Street Fighter: The Movie (arcade game)
I wanna give a shout out to the Zaibatsupedia because they actually broke down our years into the Attitude Era, the PG Era, the Year of Face/Off, and The Golden Age.
— Woolie
I really liked the Attitude Era 'cause we had all those dumb angles that went nowhere.
— Matt
...And then they see us play the game, and that usually goes, "Oh my god, this is the worst. Why do I watch these guys? Kill me now.".
— Matt
Woolie you would hang pictures of yourself in a gallery.
— Liam
Fucking indonesianbob. Do we hire him or do we stop him? That's the question.
— Woolie
Yes we are awarding an award to our own joke.
— Liam
I think I know a thing or two about forced lore.
— Woolie
So the most disappointing thing about Murdered was...
— Liam
That I played it.
— Matt
Are we being brought down now to just whipping mints at our fans?
— Matt
What is the dumbest fighting game move of all time?
— Woolie
The rising tackle.
— Afro audience member
Fuck you.
— Matt
So everyone that was clamoring for more undead zombie sex, David Cage got you covered.
— Woolie

The BestiesEdit

The Besties were a series of awards given out by Matt, Woolie, and Liam during the 2015 MAGfest panel.

The Most Underrated Joke

The Most Forgotten LP

The Coyote Ugly Award (for the most obscure reference)

Best Lore

Best Dildo Award

  • Bad Dragon dildo

Letter Time Edit

Q:Do you ever notice a bump in sales with people buying games because of the Best Friends? - from Audience Member

  • When it's an indie game, like Tec3001 and The Fall but nothing from any major games.

Q:If you could be anyone from Gurren Laggan, besides Kamina, who would you be? - from Joe

  • Matt: Yoko
  • Woolie: King Kittan
  • Liam: Leeron

Q:To Woolie, what do you wish you had done differently during your Dark Souls 2 playthrough? - from Audience Member

  • Played Dark Souls 1 instead.

Q:What is your favorite game soundtrack? - from Audience Member

  • Matt: No More Heroes
  • Woolie: Katamari Damacy
  • Liam: The World Ends With You and Nier

Q:Who do you want to win Royal Rumble? - from Audience Member

  • Matt: Rob van Damn
  • Woolie: Kofi Kingston
  • Liam: John Cena

Q:Have you ever been directly approached by an indie company to do a Let's Play of their game? - from Triangle Girl

  • All the time, actually. It's usually our initiative though.

Q:To Liam, what's your favorite character from Nichijou? - from Audience Member

  • Misato Tachibana

Q:What is your favorite glitch from your LPs? - from Guy dressed as Neo Woolie

Q:Have you heard of Crossface? - from Guy dressed as Neo Woolie

  • No, we have not.

Q:To Matt, what was the decision making process for adding two more friends to the Zaibatsu? - from Audience Member

  • Because Woolie was the original second Best Friend and is another pillar of knowledge and Liam just elbowed his way into our lives with some messed up Star Fox shit.

Q:To Woolie, how do I box against a person about your size? - from Audience Member

  • Eat chocolate between rounds,.

Q:Where is the recipe for Liam Dip? - from Audience Member

  • It was my girlfriend's family recipes and Woolie named it Liam Dip, but it's not being released right now.

Q:What is your biggest system seller? - from Audience Member

  • Matt: Metal Gear Solid 3 PS2
  • Woolie: Street Fighter 5 PS4, Bayonetta 2 Wii U, Killer Instinct 2014 Xbone
  • Liam: I'm a bitch and I just buy systems when they come out.

Q:Are you going to be playing more games that will make longer LPs? - from Audience Member

  • It's not really planned but if it happens, we'll let it slide.

Q:Would you rather take a bike that can turn into a hoverboard or take your smartphone and turn it into Glitch? - from Audience Member

  • Matt: Glitch has more uses.
  • Woolie: Glitch!
  • Liam: Glitch

Q:Is there a contingency plan in place for if Nintendo ever realizes that you built an empire off of Kirby's "Green Greens" theme? - from Audience Member

  • Matt: We'll just use a re-mix.
  • Liam: You mean off of OUR "Green Greens" theme?

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: N/A
  • Pat: N/A
  • Woolie: N/A
  • Liam: N/A

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the outro is "Tekstep Fountain (Fontana di Trevi)" from Tekken Tag Tournament 2.
  • This episode was recorded at the hotel Matt, Woolie, and Liam stayed at during MAGfest. It was supposed to be recorded in it's usual location, but due to weather delaying their flights, they would not be able to make it back in time to have the episode up by Tuesday.
    • Pat is not in this episode of the podcast due to him not attending MAGfest.
  • Around 6:45 in the episode, Matt receives a call from his mother. Their conversation could not be heard over Woolie and Liam's mocking.
  • The video of the MAGFest panel can be found on the website and on YouTube.