SBFC 027

That Time You Got Punched In The Dick

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Length 2:57:31
Date February 11, 2014
Previous Drenched in Liam Milk
Next High Tension, High Stakes Brazillian Pog Butts
“The solution to all your soliciting problems is to implicitly threaten to kill solicitors.” — Pat

SBFC 027: That Time You Got Punched In The Dick is the twenty-seventh episode of the Super Best Friendcast.


The Friendcast grabs a paddle and survives the games industry’s massive dump river this week. From Flappy Bird to Dungeon Keeper to Sony to the Heavenly Sword movie, this one’s gonna be rough.
— Podcast description


We're not going to intro this episode with dick punching?
Go to
— Liam
Can you come up with a title that's a little more 'fuck you Resident Evil'?
— Matt
The solution to all your soliciting problems is to implicitly threaten to kill solicitors.
It wasn't a conversation, you just laughed at me.
Dammit, I am full of shit.
— Pat
Put your Faith in the trash.
— Pat
The word 'unplayable' gets thrown around a lot, but rarely do we encounter a game that is actually unplayable!
— Woolie, on Dungeon Keeper Mobile
EA and Activision sometimes can't even be EA and Activision!
— Pat
The bigger the fists, the better the game.
— Pat
Why are you all the way up my ass right now?
— Pat
Thats like Smokey the Bear just lighting everything on fire.
— Woolie
So if you take too many bites out of crime, apparently you learn to enjoy the taste.
— Pat
Italian pre-order condoms, go!
— Pat
No one can get into smegmaprincess.
— Pat
If you open it, get a bunch of drugs and have a creepy Gurren Lagann sex party.
— Pat
What was the world before FGC regulations?
— Liam

Letter TimeEdit

Q: What is the dream arcade cabinet in your house? from Bill

  • Pat: Street Fighter Third Strike House of the Dead 2
  • Liam: The new Project Diva
  • Woolie: Afterburner Climax
  • Matt :Terminator II

Q: You guys use SHMUP a lot, but my friend uses the term "bullet hell". Can you clarify if there's a difference? from Mike

  • SHUPS refers to the genre as a whole, bullet hell is a more specific subgenre.

Q: If you could get Telltale to do your comic dream game, what would it be? from Chase

  • Pat: Punisher MAX
  • Woolie: Sin City
  • Liam: Last Man
  • Matt: Preacher or Saga

Q: When recording a Let's Play, do you prefer to be playing or not playing? from Phil

  • Pat: Playing
  • Matt: When it's a certain game
  • Liam: It really depends
  • Woolie: Blind Let's Plays are hard.

Q: Who's the biggest weeaboo you know growing up? from Wrecka Fist

  • Josh

Q: I just celebrated my birthday by buying the Gurren Lagann box set, should I watch it, or keep it pristine? from Comlan

  • Matt: Open it.
  • Liam: Open it.
  • Woolie: Buy a second blu-ray, keep the box open.
  • Pat: Open it real slowly

Q: What's your favourite video game merchant, besides the Resident Evil merchant? from some guy that Woolie forgot

  • Pat: Rodin from Bayonetta
  • Woolie: Funky Kong from Donkey Kong
  • Liam: Chocolina from Final Fantasy XIII-2
  • Matt: Metal Scotsman from Double Dragon Neon

Q: There was a recent controversy in Defend the North where a player was disqualified for pressing start. What do you guys think of that? from Leonardo

  • That should be grounds for disqualification. It sucks, but the rule has to be there.

Q: I'm trying to decide between a 3DS and a Vita, which should I get? from Estaban

  • Look at the lineup, but the 3DS is a safe bet.

Q: What are your shirt sizes? from Armageddon313

  • Matt: XL
  • Pat: XXL
  • Woolie: XXL
  • Liam: L

Q: What are the worst names you guys uses to call each other?

  • Chernobyl baby, by Woolie

Q: Have you guys checked out Rick and Morty yet? from Devin

  • Not yet, no.

Q: Have your opinion on next-gen consoles changes yet? from Drake Moxy

  • Liam: I like the Xbox One more than I expected, but it's still too early. I highly recommended the PS4. Remote play works perfectly.
  • Woolie: The Xbone is worthless, except for Killer Instinct.
  • Pat: I really like the PS4 and the controller.
  • Matt: The Xbone's dashboard is baffling, but Killer Instinct validated my purchase. The PS4 seems fine.