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The Wolf Among Us

The Wolf Among Us
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Game The Wolf Among Us
Episodes 10
Combined Length 7:37:36
Original Run Oct 21, 2013 - July 22, 2014
Controller Woolie
“Baby get your wolf boners!” — Woolie


Two Best Friends Play The Wolf Among Us is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie noir-ishly stumble through a Fabletown murder mystery as they hit prompts, investigate face holes, fall in love with Bloody Mary, and stare at Bigby's sexy, hairy chest.


About Edit

In the hard-boiled world of Fabletown, you gotta hit prompts and make decisions...noir-ishly!
— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the The Wolf Among Us Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

We're playing this 'cause Liam and Pat hate comic books.
Matt
This has nothing to do with the shitty Peter Molyneux games.
Matt
Basically, the Toad is directed by Guy Ritchie.
Woolie
It's Plague of Gripes! Doing what hes known to do.
— Matt, about The Woodsman
Lets make out with blood on our faces. C'mon, it's gonna be hot.
— Woolie
... And just pops this big, red rocket boner. That's awful, I apologize.
— Matt
Baby get your wolf boners.
Woolie
If I see Beast, and he's like, "Yo! Where's my bitch?".
Matt
Very true, talking pig.
Matt
It's the saddest shittiest world I wanna live in.
Woolie
You gotta be able to investigate her face holes.
Matt
Hey kids, remember, if something is really hard to read, just wait until Tim Burton tells you what happened.
Matt
Everyone's a booze hound! Everyone's Pat!
Woolie
Except these people are cool and don't just drink wine coolers.
Matt
Yeah, we're opening doors! I'm so excited!
Matt, as Snow White
Can we zoom in on the loud sweating?
Woolie
We flushed the head down the fable toilet.
Matt
Put the water in your mouth, and shoot it in his face!
Matt
Telltale, perfecting the art of awkward conversations.
Woolie
Pool cues are always technology!
Woolie
I don't like secret dumps.
Woolie
It's, fucking, a video game of fairy tales. I shouldn't be questioning things.
Matt
One. Two. Two murders accounted on my behalf.
Matt, as the Count
Come on down to Jack's Ghetto Ass Glamour Emporium.
Woolie
Well, Crane can fuck off. He always can. There is never a situation in which he cannot fuck off.
Woolie
If you tried to arrest everyone that was a pervert, Pat wouldn't be on this channel.
Matt
It's like, after you beat someone to death with their own arm or something, you just have a button that goes, 'Ayyy!'
Matt
I can sniff everyone's butts. Everyone's butts smell a lot, I know where everyone is just not Crane cause he keeps his butt clean.
Matt
You can't fault the child logic of, 'I dunno.'
Matt
People change when they get boners.
Woolie
Wow, I don't think you've ever said anything that deep in your life.
Matt
Hey guys, if your blooding and have bandages on you, your shots of getting laid go up 50%. You also have to make sure you have a buff chest like me!
Matt
Oh, FUUU... Peace out pig! Leave the room, motherfucker!
Woolie
How about you pull up that dress and show me dem space titties!?
Woolie
You're gonna have to go into your heal menu, Snake.
Matt
I'm getting distracted by your bloody cleavage, Snow. Please leave.
Matt
It's either the Crooked Man, or the Knee-Cap Shark. Which one do you want a loan from?
Woolie
You live in the Bronx. You should fucking, temper your expectations there.
Matt
Don't worry though, I got meat combos. Meat advantage.
Woolie
There's a reason why she's a midcard Grimm Tale, y'know? She never could get past Sunday Night Heat!
Matt
I forgot her freckles.She's got little freckles!
Woolie splooshing over his waifu, Bloody Mary
Yeah, Remember that children's tale? 'The Melted Face Man'?
Matt
I can't believe a monster with antlers hit you with a coat rack.
Matt
I think this is what people were talking about like, 'Man, Woolie's gonna be like, 'Aww no, that's gross, there's glass everywhere.'.', but Woolie doesn't care! He's into that!
Matt
I know! I'd hit it! A little bit of blood ain't that bad!
Woolie
It turns out in the end, she wanted justice and the dick.
Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • This is the first time Matt and Woolie have done a playthrough under the title "Two Best Friends Play", and as such, is the first video with such a name to not feature Pat.
  • The image of Matt superimposed onto the title card is taken from this piece of fan art, drawn by sketchblargh.
  • As stated in the video description and an annotation in the video, part five's audio was recorded with the microphone "accidently on the 'podcast' setting", causing it to sound different from regular Let's Play audio.
  • This Let's Play is the longest running series of the PG Era, taking several months for a new episode to be released (Spanning for roughly 275 days to complete it). In spite of the knowledge that some of the games episodes were not released, they were still plagued by comments about uploading the next part after finishing the latest episode, something which became a running gag on the Super Best Friendcast.
  • This is the first LP since Heavy Rain to have the last episode called the GRAND FINALE.

Gallery Edit

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