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This War of Mine

This War of Mine Title
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Game "This War of Mine"
Length 54:05
Controller Woolie
Upload Date Dec 2, 2014
“This war of mine is not going well.” — Woolie


This War of Mine is a one-off episode in which Matt and Woolie try to help three civilians survive a war-torn hellscape as they forget how to sneak in stealth sections, look through the huge list of their survivors complaints, die robbing a church, try to be a hero, and cook up some fertilizer flambé.

AboutEdit

Matt and Woolie struggle to keep these survivors going. Just keep feeding them uncooked food. Yeah, that'll do the trick.
— YouTube description
Woolie and Matt find out that war is hell, and really, really, hard!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

When the war broke out, many people thought it would only last a couple weeks, but shit's bad.
— Matt
So she just ate, like, a raw duck.
— Matt
Send out Thrak the Cook.
— Matt
When you go steal other people's shit, anything can happen.
— Woolie
He's like, "Oh, this is a bad time to be fat, during the war."
— Matt
You can only carry five-thousand pounds of that back to your wagon though.
— Matt
Or else you'll get dysentery.
— Woolie
We just gotta straight up go walking outside.
— Woolie
Just gotta go Christopher Walken.
— Matt
Remember kids, if you have to go through rubble, eat. Just eat some canned spinach, you'll be good.
— Matt
Protect them from the food.
— Woolie
Looking at her from this angle, she looks like Ellie. She looks like she has a slightly red shirt and a backpack.
— Matt
I think we're gonna be okay. Cue, like, Godzilla just stomping on this building.
— Matt
The bloodiest fucking diamond you've ever done seen.
— Woolie
I had no weapon dude, I had no weapon! Why'd I try to be the hero?
— Woolie
This war of mine is not going well.
— Woolie
Enough of that shit, here comes hunger!
— Woolie

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