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This War of Mine
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| Game | "This War of Mine" |
| Length | 54:05 |
| Controller | Woolie |
| Upload Date | Dec 2, 2014 |
“This war of mine is not going well.” — Woolie
This War of Mine is a one-off episode in which Matt and Woolie try to help three civilians survive a war-torn hellscape as they forget how to sneak in stealth sections, look through the huge list of their survivors complaints, die robbing a church, try to be a hero, and cook up some fertilizer flambé.
About[]
- “Matt and Woolie struggle to keep these survivors going. Just keep feeding them uncooked food. Yeah, that'll do the trick.”
- — YouTube description
- “Woolie and Matt find out that war is hell, and really, really, hard!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “When the war broke out, many people thought it would only last a couple weeks, but shit's bad.”
- — Matt
- “So she just ate, like, a raw duck.”
- — Matt
- “Send out Thrak the Cook.”
- — Matt
- “When you go steal other people's shit, anything can happen.”
- — Woolie
- “He's like, "Oh, this is a bad time to be fat, during the war."”
- — Matt
- “You can only carry five-thousand pounds of that back to your wagon though.”
- — Matt
- “Or else you'll get dysentery.”
- — Woolie
- “We just gotta straight up go walking outside.”
- — Woolie
- “Just gotta go Christopher Walken.”
- — Matt
- “Remember kids, if you have to go through rubble, eat. Just eat some canned spinach, you'll be good.”
- — Matt
- “Protect them from the food.”
- — Woolie
- “Looking at her from this angle, she looks like Ellie. She looks like she has a slightly red shirt and a backpack.”
- — Matt
- “I think we're gonna be okay. Cue, like, Godzilla just stomping on this building.”
- — Matt
- “The bloodiest fucking diamond you've ever done seen.”
- — Woolie
- “I had no weapon dude, I had no weapon! Why'd I try to be the hero?”
- — Woolie
- “This war of mine is not going well.”
- — Woolie
- “Enough of that shit, here comes hunger!”
- — Woolie
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