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Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection

THROUGH THE WOODS

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Game Through the Woods
Controller Matt
Length 59:53
Next Silent Hill 4: The Room
Previous Resident Evil Outbreak
“Oh moms, when are we going to make da meatballs, borks de borks.” — Pat


Through the Woods is the thirtieth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.


About Edit

"Mom is always sleeping, and since I am an ungrateful child I think that's soooo boring! I don't understand why she has to work so much all through the night! Why can't she pay for everything with the money she already has? She is so lame. Anyway, I went out exploring the woods today and saw a few cool things I guess. There was a man in a boat who was near the pier, and he asked if he could come by later tonight and see if I wanted to be kidnapped. I thought about it for a bit, and since my mom is so uncool, I thought, "Sure, why not?" It'll teach her for being so boring to me! Truly the scariest part of this video is the abject horror and constant fear you live in when you have children! Yeah! I'm such a shit!"
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go through the woods, where they learn pro tips for burning children, practice European accents and piss all over nature.

Quotes Edit

In west Norway, born and raised!
— Matt
In the longboat is where I spent most of my days!
— Pat
If only my stupid body and hormones didn't find them sexually attractive, I'd be grossed out.
— Matt about women
How much easier life would be.
— Pat
Oh moms, when are we going to make da meatballs, borks de borks.
— Pat
That's an excellent PewDiePie.
— Matt
He's Swedish right? Or he's Norwegian? He's one of those Slavic countries.
— Pat, on PewDiePie
My dad has a cool car to show he has a small penis.
— Pat
I think I've got the tongue thing so I can get the really racist ones.
— Matt
The pizza call of the mother can be heard for miles.
— Pat
Piss on a tree, it's one of the glories of nature!
— Pat
Hey kid, that's not bad. I was drawing like that when I was your... yesterday.
— Matt
Is this the most baller horror of all, Viking horror?
— Pat
Dolph Lundgren, probably not from Norway.
— Pat
I hate being trapped in the flavour.
— Pat
Any type of landscape can have any organ.
— Matt
Man, this continent sure has a large dick.
— Matt
Go shank the Great Wolf.
— Pat
Fucking Necromorph baby and Matt's looking at it like, 'Ah what a horrible curse.'.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • Matt mentions playing this game before release, which would date the recording of this video sometime before October 27, 2016.

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