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Best Friends Play

Titanfall 2

Titanfall 2 Title
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Game Titanfall 2
Episodes 8
Combined Length 04:35:23
Original Run Dec 18, 2016 - Jan 5, 2017
Controller Pat
“Prepare for Shillfall.” — Woolie

Best Friends Play Titanfall 2 is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie gush about their new favorite shooter and beg everyone watching to buy as many copies of it as they can so it won't get stomped to death by it's competitors. To demonstrate how great the game is, they fuck giant robots, teabag ancient corpses and continue to discuss the nonexistence of time ethics.

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Titanfall 2 Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

I wish more people bought this game.
Pat
Prepare for Shillfall.
Woolie
I wanna robot, Woolie.
Pat
Well, you gotta earn it.
Woolie
I don't mean in game.
Pat
Respawn Entertainment presents possibly the worst release date of all time.
Pat
Don't shoot your friends.
Woolie
Don't tell me what to shoot.
Pat
Tittyfall. That's what I keep calling it.
Pat
It's like a talking shooting range baby.
Pat
You're not my mom, and if you were I'd be like, 'Fuck you, mom!', 'cause I'm a stupid white kid.
Pat
No, I want the ones that are too big to fuck.
Woolie
Think... of how stupid what you just said was. NOTHING! NO ROBOT IS TOO BIG TO FUCK!
Pat
I'll never get good.
Pat
That's a given.
Woolie
I don't know what we're doing. Omikron fucked up the schedule so fucking bad.
Pat
Is BT a power bottom?
Pat
What time period did I park my robot?
Pat
I approve of teabag technology.
Woolie
Parent tethers. That's what I'm saying.
Woolie
It's a good thing human's have such short life bars.
Woolie

Trivia[]

  • The title card was made by Mothman.
  • The music used during the intro is "Main Theme" from Titanfall 2.
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