| Best Friends Play
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE
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| Game | Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE |
| Episodes | 82 |
| Combined Length | 45:48:03 |
| Original Run | Mar 24, 2018 - Aug 12, 2018 |
| Controller | Woolie |
“Don't trust an other-dimensional knight to solve a human idol problem.” — Woolie
Best Friends Play Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE is a full Let's Play in which Matt helps Woolie achieve his dream of becoming Japan's next top idol and exercise the demons from their audio equipment all while freeing Tokyo from the evil Terrorloids.
About[]
- “Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com”
- — Every video description
- “"Hello, so it has brought to my attention by kind fans that an episode was skipped, and the real Part 68 was not uploaded. This was entirely my mistake. Therefore, here's the missing episode as Part 67.5. Enjoy! And sorry about that. Thank you for your understanding." -Billy”
- — Episode 67.5 description
Quotes[]
- “We're ready to launch Woolie's fresh start as a gravure model.”
- — Matt
- “Did you see his hair? I'm sorry Ma'am, your son will be a protag.”
- — Matt
- “He will have a sword and he will have a down-B counter. This much is certain.”
- — Woolie
- “This a very Persona-ass, like, colored people that don't matter in the background. ... That's not what I meant!”
- — Woolie
- “You get cellphone reception here?”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, apparently in the fucking Netherealm we get reception.”
- — Woolie
- “Who the fuck just yells Carnage Form?”
- — Woolie
- “Cool people.”
- — Matt
- “If I was ever on drugs, this is what it would look like.”
- — Matt
- “Cover up those legs, young lady.”
- — Woolie
- “And take of those pants, young man.”
- — Matt
- “'It gives me a sensation of curious nostalgia.'.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, I remember when I was back in my young days.”
- — Woolie
- “I was fighting with my friends.”
- — Matt
- “We would head on down to the daily lynchings, throw tomatoes at the prisoners, and try out for our idol class.”
- — Woolie
- “Babe Ruth hanging out with Hatsune Miku?”
- — Woolie
- “Are you wracked with horrible anime guilt? The most powerful of guilts?”
- — Matt
- “'Can I call you Big Brother?', the prompts are 'Yes' and 'Fuck Yes'.”
- — Woolie
- “So imagine if you and Zach fuse and you become a turkey baster.”
- — Woolie
- “The gods wanted us to bring sexy back”
- — Matt
- “Well remember how I was talking about the weird adults that sell guns to children?”
- — Woolie
- “You mean America?”
- — Matt
- “Yeah.”
- — Woolie
- “For anyone that doesn't know, Hachikō was a legendary dog that killed invaders that tried to get into Japan about 20 years ago”
- — Matt
- “Frostberry Jamwhich? What the fuck? In my mouth, please.”
- — Matt
- “It's just a bad joke, man. Don't take it seriously.”
- — Matt
- “Of course, the legend of Hachikō is just the Japanese translation of Fry's dog from Futurama.”
- — Matt
- “Is she one of the Heartless?”
- — Woolie
- “There's just something about it, where's it like Chris Benoit enters the world of anime is just, it hits the right stupid parts of your brain.”
- — Matt
- “Women love being told to calm down. Try it.”
- — Matt
- “If this is a world where too much talent leads to other worldly enemies stealing your shit, then maybe you should not have talent at all.”
- — Matt
- “Fortunately we'll never be haunted by these monsters.”
- — Woolie
- “Get the fuck outta here. Session life.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's say you're outside and there's like, I dunno, like a bat or some, like, enemy annoyance, and you punch it in the face and your girlfriend just stands there, and you're like, you look at her like, 'What the fuck? You're not doing a session?.”
- — Matt
- “The human with the scary face is there.”
- — Matt
- “Pat?”
- — Woolie
- “Human, I said.”
- — Matt
- “The entire crux of this arc has been 'Woolie wants to do the cool looking thing but the stronger thing is uglier'.”
- — Woolie
- “Oolong tea. I believe that's a pork based tea.”
- — Matt
- “Look at the cleavage on the horse.”
- — Woolie
- “Wait, on which horse? This horse? That's hot.”
- — Matt
- “Not everyone gets a second chance at going back to being a slave.”
- — Woolie
- “'Guys are gross and only want one thing.', confirmed launch list of characters for Smash 5.”
- — Matt
- “...And he goes 'A lot of people would tell that story in a different way to make themselves seem cooler.', and I was like, 'Not me though!'.”
- — Matt
- “I'll be cheering you on whoever you are with whatever you're doing.”
- — Matt
- “Wooiie 'Immensely Unreasonable' Madden.”
- — Matt
- “You gotta find the guy who's affinity is dishwater.”
- — Matt
- “I thought you were gonna say, 'Dude, I've had pillow fights.', and it cuts to the guy in V for Vendetta when the orphanage is burning.”
- — Matt
- “Maxichlorians! I've been waiting to drop that one.”
- — Woolie
- “Maxi and midi? I thought it was midi because he liked the file format.”
- — Matt
- “Oribe? Aren't you supposed to be Dead-ibe?”
- — Matt
- “Step one is learn what it does, right?”
- — Woolie on boss fights
- “And step two is forget, and step three is write a note for Billy to cut it.”
- — Matt
- “Okay you said 'tsun tsun', but I heard 'Simpsons', because of course I would, but imagine if that's a state of mind.”
- — Matt
- “Simp-son. Simpson-dere. I don't know where to go with that.”
- — Woolie
- “I can't wait for part eighty of this and they announce the Switch port.”
- — Matt
- “As Darwin was taking his last breath the reflection in his eye was Oreo.”
- — Woolie
- “I could think of evolving into worse things.”
- — Matt
- “Ummm, Bioware?”
- — Woolie
- “Proving once and for all that 3D is pig-disgusting.”
- — Woolie
- “I have a very love/hate relationship when a fan comes up to me and says, 'I've been watching you since elementary.', and they're, like, got a beard. I just try to focus on the 'This person is happy' and not focus on the 'I'm going to die soon' aspect.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, you know what's really bad? If you get a photographer and he says, "I did the McMuscles' wedding.'. Do not! Call the cops.”
- — Matt
- “Or Matt.”
- — Woolie
- “I'll call the proper authorities for you.”
- — Matt
- “When you nut but he keeps fixing your plushie.”
- — Woolie
- “Fucking Arm & Hammer in your fridge fresh.Matt”
- — {{{2}}}
- “That's Mr. Clean up your ass shit.”
- — Woolie
- “Tissues, yes, for the wanking.”
- — Matt
- “For the nose blowing.”
- — Woolie
- “For the nose blowing. That's what they call it over there. Man, I blew my nose all over my pants.”
- — Matt
- “But are you a fan if you like the Sega Menacer and the Activator? Can you really be called anything at that point?”
- — Matt
- “If you are able to bite into the pillow and take the worst, then you can;t complain about not the worst.”
- — Matt
- “Best Friends 2018: We've Done Worse.”
- — Woolie
- “You know how Milton Bradley Ouija boards are not nealry as good as Parker Brothers? It's like that.”
- — Matt
- “*Talking about Fort Minor for twenty minutes*”
- — Matt and Woolie
- “'Oh, we upped the trademark.' So? I guess!”
- — Matt
- “Or more importantly, and this is something I've tried to touch on before, when something like that happens but then nothing occurs, no one remembers that nothing happened. So you can just throw guesses out like Pat as long as you want. Nothing can stop you from guessing forever.”
- — Woolie
- “Look at a cat long enough, learn how to sell sodas.”
- — Woolie
- “What is this game and what does this have to do with Fire Emblem or Shin Megami Tensei? We're learning anime themes to sing to a demon program director at an infested television station.”
- — Woolie
- “You are so in. Look at it!”
- — Woolie
- “Tsurumi the Bioblader.”
- — Matt
- “It's a little D.Va bunny logo around goatse.”
- — Matt
- “You misunderstand me. I'm a huge pervert. See, that's the thing. You thought it was something... no, no, no. I'm a huge pervert.”
- — Matt
- “Please, don't misunderstand. My intentions are far from pure.”
- — Woolie
- “How do you feel about maid outfits?”
- — Woolie
- “I think when I was younger I'm like, 'Aw yeah! Fucking splooge on that!', but now I've matured and been like, 'I'll splooge if I gotta, but I'm looking for something else.'.”
- — Matt
- “It's weird what the brain does to get you where you need to go by going, 'But, if I could find a list of GBA roms, I could fucking get there.'.”
- — Matt
- “I loved The Head.”
- — Woolie
- “Well fuck you.”
- — Matt
- “Don't trust an other-dimensional knight to solve a human idol problem.”
- — Woolie
- “Are those panties!”
- — Woolie
- “It could be a hair scrunchy.”
- — Matt
- “It could be a scrunchy.”
- — Woolie
- “It could be a panty scrunchy.”
- — Matt
- “Oh shit.”
- — Woolie
- “The mage from Fire Emblem, in it's ghost-Stand form..”
- — Woolie
- “..reprogrammed my fucking laptop to display this fucking imp.”
- — Matt
- “Back when she was Shareware.”
- — Woolie about Tiki
- “You had to pass that CD around to your friends.”
- — Matt
- “Everyone had a go.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm just an old idol, hired to do some wetwork.”
- — Matt
- “Y'know who ain't doing wetwork? DJ Khaled!”
- — Woolie
- “One day, Woolie will press the right button. Today is not that day.”
- — Woolie
- “It doesn't know it's just a head.”
- — Woolie
- “It has to have some inkling.”
- — Matt
- “If there's a meeting of three of more people, it's an evil thing.”
- — Matt
- “That's what the cops say.”
- — Woolie
- “LP over. 'Yay' says the one-hundred and fifteen people who automatically give this video a thumbs down every time.”
- — Matt
- “For every one of life's questions, there's an episode of Caillou that addresses it.”
- — Woolie
- “No amiibos of these motherfuckers.”
- — Matt
- “At least it's coming from Fire Emblem and not out of their ass. It's coming from the Fire Emblem ass.”
- — Woolie
- “It seemed like you were going for an unreleased Fort Minor song. ♫ You've been running away for so long ♫”
- — Matt
- “♫ Savages on my tail ♫”
- — Woolie
- “Lord of the Rings is just busywork with a story in it.”
- — Matt
- “If I try to complain about what I don't like about the map, it's just gonna be more ammunition for me being terrible at navigation, so I'd rather just dodge that.”
- — Woolie
- “What about Fort Minor? Would you schlep for Fort Minor?”
- — Woolie
- “BLackout Hentai God.”
- — Matt
- “He's called Run-Away Barry because the cops found that one computer at his place.”
- — Matt
- “I'm not gonna lie, that took a lot out of me. One of my Horcruxes just shattered somewhere.”
- — Matt
- “I can fit three Mamoris in this suit.”
- — Woolie
- “In fact, I will!”
- — Matt
- “That's the fantasy of playing video games, Matt. Doing nothing and being as unremarkable as you are, people still love you no matter what.”
- — Woolie
- “I have that enough in my real life, I don't need it in a game.”
- — Matt
- “You know she's wearing a skeleton suit underneath that, right?”
- — Woolie
- “Oh yeah, she's a big Skullomania. ... Or did you mean like Raiden?”
- — Matt
- “I meant like Raiden.”
- — Woolie
- “Imagine if Xenu possessed Brad Pitt.”
- — Woolie
- “You don't know that he hasn't.”
- — Matt
- “You're spraying yourself with elk piss to get everyone mad.”
- — Woolie
- “Blaze Up! Oh man, young me would have fucking laughed my shit at that.”
- — Woolie
- “"You" you love it! Don't front.”
- — Matt
- “"Do you think the Best Friends are losing it?" No! No! There's a fucking evil Mirage that made Max triple in subs over them!”
- — Matt
- “The ultimate option select in the same way that it's like, oh no, were you found doing fucking weird choking stuff with your belt? Must have been ninjas.”
- — Woolie
- “They say Chris Benoit went crazy, but I feel like it might have been a Mirage.”
- — Matt
- “A lot of people say this is impossible but you can totally do week of Mummy games.”
- — Matt
- “Matt, let me just correct you and say no one said that was possible because no one has discussed this. This is a first time in human history discussion.”
- — Woolie
- “If a lion goes to China, you don't have to call it something different.”
- — Matt
- “Can you fap to it? Yeah? Ship it. I understand.”
- — Woolie
- “I regained my memories. I'm a racist?”
- — Woolie
- “Ah dammit. I knew it. I felt it.”
- — Matt
- “In my bones, I did. Those biracials made me edgy.”
- — Woolie
- “All these Skittle warriors. It's like a pack of highlighters exploded in your bag. All your Mirages, what happened to you guys?”
- — Matt
- “You both put counter on and just stare at each other for hours.”
- — Matt
- “My brain farted when he ate it. He ate the bun, and it was cool.”
- — Woolie
- “If I got healthier as I walked, I would do it. Now I know, walking does make you a bit better but I mean if I had a boo-boo, a cut, or my eye was falling out, and if I walked and it would just, like gain one HP every day or every step, I'd do it then. My eyeball's falling out, I'd better start walking.”
- — Matt
- “Have you played Championship Manager, then you played Disgaea.”
- — Matt
- “I also think all sports should hire more people whose names are Bones Jackson.”
- — Matt
- “Ninja Turtles is kind of like hip-hop.”
- — Matt
- “Eleanor has unlocked "Tomboy". Woolie is A-Okay with that.”
- — Woolie
- “I also bought a bunch of posters but I don't know where they are.”
- — Woolie
- “That's your real life.”
- — Matt
- “Let's not confuse anybody.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's not confuse ourselves.”
- — Matt
- “You can only land in the middle when you have Silver Samurai in your movie.”
- — Matt
- “Wolverine, I really appreciate your magnum dong but I don't appreciate the fact that I'm doomed to die 'cause I love you.”
- — Matt
- “Until then it's just me, Sir Gen, and this giant dong I've strapped onto Sir Gen.”
- — Woolie as Kiria
- “That's my Enter Kingdom.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by DashXero.
- The intro music is "Reincarnation (concert)" from Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.
- In part one, Woolie and Matt become confused as to why the eighteen-year-old protagonist would still be in high school. Woolie later clarifies on Twitter that high school ends at around sixteen in Canada (Quebec), as opposed to the usual seventeen to eighteen, thus the misunderstanding.
- This is the first, and most likely only, LP in which the Best Friends had to film the Wii U gamepad because it contained crucial plot points and menu navigation. They stopped doing this almost immediately because of how inconvenient it was.
- On August 1st, part sixty-seven-point-five was uploaded with a message from Billy stating that he had skipped what was supposed to be part sixty-eight and was uploading it as an extra episode.
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