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Tony Hawk's Underground

Tony Hawk Underground Title
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Game Tony Hawk's Underground
Episodes 13
Combined Length 06:00:31
Original Run Feb 28, 2017 - Mar 25, 2017
Controller Woolie
“The last thing they said was, 'Do one kickflip over the stairs.'. Now do a Shun Goku Satsu over the fucking horse.” — Matt


Best Friends Play Tony Hawk's Underground is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie revisit Lil Woolz's rise to power from his humble beginnings in Shit-Hole, New Jersey to becoming the number one assassin for the Skate Mummy Overlord.


About Edit

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— Playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Tony Hawk's Underground Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Neversoft is a company that spent, I think, more time on their intros than their game designs.
Matt
This is a dream I had at some point, for like at least one summer.
Woolie
They threw the pieces of my board and they scattered them all across Gotham City. You process Dracula's rib.
Matt as Eric Sparrow
Did you see what it said on the back of his car? It said 'Powered by Gasoline'. Yeah, no fucking shit, car guy.
Matt
Afterwards it's gonna say 'Impress Tarkus.
Matt
You fucking murdered him with your skateboard stand!
Matt
Later, Jersey! Smell you fucks on the other side!
Woolie
You can dream cancel any mission at any time.
Woolie
Bearer of the board. Seek, seek, lest.
Woolie
I'm not a soggy tweaker. Fuck you.
Woolie
Whatever was floating behind me was the camera.
Woolie
Was it Lakitu?
Matt
Skating is the new major sport that will never, ever go away.
Matt
You know it's really voice acted by a real pro when it's really wooden and robotic.
Matt
Skitches get snitches and they get Switches..
Matt
For their stitches.
Woolie
For their bitches.
Matt
You didn't light all those cop cars on fire. You would have if the game told you to.
Matt
I gotta hit the pipe. I gotta hit the pipe.
Part 5
Yeah, and also skate, too.
Matt
Time to go put powder in my ass and fart so you can see the powder.
Woolie
The last thing they said was, 'Do one kickflip over the stairs.'. Now do a Shun Goku Satsu over the fucking horse.
Matt
Maybe boards have changed, like war?
Matt
In that timeline, Bam survives, right?
Woolie
No, even in that timeline, Bam doesn't survive.
Matt
He should be an old dude dressed in skater gear like, 'He..
Woolie
Tony Hawk?
Matt
“'I paid fifty-thousand dollars for black boys, and if they are not here doing pop-shove its over my daughter's head, so help me god!
Matt
Did you know the ancient god Maui did a sick Nose Plant and that's how he created the island?
Woolie
No, not Maui. King Kamehameha.
Matt
See, if you do so well in a skate competition, when you're in Skate World like this, that on your last trick, as you're nailing it, girls will just lay down on the sand...
Matt
And let you Ollie over them?
Woolie
This is disgusting, the amount of hubris you have now, even though you did the most amazing skate video ever, they want even more. They drain Lil Woolz over and over, for every ounce.
Matt
I feel like the English language was built to support the word 'oids'.
Matt
You're okay, get under my wheels?
Woolie
These dirty Couves. That's our new racist term we're pushing.
Matt
I'M BLACK!
Woolie in response to Eric Sparrow
That seems like a very interesting proposition but then I look at this PS2 model and I'm like, 'How did I ever pop anything over this shit back in the day?'.
Matt
You know how this is annoying to watch? It's annoying to do too!
Woolie
I have decent control of my hands but I don't know what the fuck is going on with my feet.
Matt
There should be a skate boarding cop movie called 'Dicks on Decks'.
Woolie

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