Best Friends Play
Tony Hawk's Underground
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Game | Tony Hawk's Underground |
Episodes | 13 |
Combined Length | 06:00:31 |
Original Run | Feb 28, 2017 - Mar 25, 2017 |
Controller | Woolie |
“The last thing they said was, 'Do one kickflip over the stairs.'. Now do a Shun Goku Satsu over the fucking horse.” — Matt
Best Friends Play Tony Hawk's Underground is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie revisit Lil Woolz's rise to power from his humble beginnings in Shit-Hole, New Jersey to becoming the number one assassin for the Skate Mummy Overlord.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Tony Hawk's Underground Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Neversoft is a company that spent, I think, more time on their intros than their game designs.”
- — Matt
- “This is a dream I had at some point, for like at least one summer.”
- — Woolie
- “They threw the pieces of my board and they scattered them all across Gotham City. You process Dracula's rib.”
- — Matt as Eric Sparrow
- “Did you see what it said on the back of his car? It said 'Powered by Gasoline'. Yeah, no fucking shit, car guy.”
- — Matt
- “Afterwards it's gonna say 'Impress Tarkus.”
- — Matt
- “You fucking murdered him with your skateboard stand!”
- — Matt
- “Later, Jersey! Smell you fucks on the other side!”
- — Woolie
- “You can dream cancel any mission at any time.”
- — Woolie
- “Bearer of the board. Seek, seek, lest.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm not a soggy tweaker. Fuck you.”
- — Woolie
- “Whatever was floating behind me was the camera.”
- — Woolie
- “Was it Lakitu?”
- — Matt
- “Skating is the new major sport that will never, ever go away.”
- — Matt
- “You know it's really voice acted by a real pro when it's really wooden and robotic.”
- — Matt
- “Skitches get snitches and they get Switches..”
- — Matt
- “For their stitches.”
- — Woolie
- “For their bitches.”
- — Matt
- “You didn't light all those cop cars on fire. You would have if the game told you to.”
- — Matt
- “I gotta hit the pipe. I gotta hit the pipe.”
- — Part 5
- “Yeah, and also skate, too.”
- — Matt
- “Time to go put powder in my ass and fart so you can see the powder.”
- — Woolie
- “The last thing they said was, 'Do one kickflip over the stairs.'. Now do a Shun Goku Satsu over the fucking horse.”
- — Matt
- “Maybe boards have changed, like war?”
- — Matt
- “In that timeline, Bam survives, right?”
- — Woolie
- “No, even in that timeline, Bam doesn't survive.”
- — Matt
- “He should be an old dude dressed in skater gear like, 'He..”
- — Woolie
- “Tony Hawk?”
- — Matt
- “'I paid fifty-thousand dollars for black boys, and if they are not here doing pop-shove its over my daughter's head, so help me god!”
- — Matt
- “Did you know the ancient god Maui did a sick Nose Plant and that's how he created the island?”
- — Woolie
- “No, not Maui. King Kamehameha.”
- — Matt
- “See, if you do so well in a skate competition, when you're in Skate World like this, that on your last trick, as you're nailing it, girls will just lay down on the sand...”
- — Matt
- “And let you Ollie over them?”
- — Woolie
- “This is disgusting, the amount of hubris you have now, even though you did the most amazing skate video ever, they want even more. They drain Lil Woolz over and over, for every ounce.”
- — Matt
- “I feel like the English language was built to support the word 'oids'.”
- — Matt
- “You're okay, get under my wheels?”
- — Woolie
- “These dirty Couves. That's our new racist term we're pushing.”
- — Matt
- “I'M BLACK!”
- — Woolie in response to Eric Sparrow
- “That seems like a very interesting proposition but then I look at this PS2 model and I'm like, 'How did I ever pop anything over this shit back in the day?'.”
- — Matt
- “You know how this is annoying to watch? It's annoying to do too!”
- — Woolie
- “I have decent control of my hands but I don't know what the fuck is going on with my feet.”
- — Matt
- “There should be a skate boarding cop movie called 'Dicks on Decks'.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The title card was made by DKirbyJ and animated by CrankyConstruct.
- The music used for the intro is LittleVMills' cover of "Superman" by Goldfinger.