| New Super Best Friends Play
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5
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| Game | Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 |
| Season | 10 |
| Episode | 1 |
| Length | 12:57 |
| Upload Date | Oct 31, 2015; Nov 17, 2016 (re-upload) |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Mortal Kombat X |
| Next | Assassin's Creed Syndicate |
“Man, Tony looks disconnected from his environment.” — Pat
“Yeah I would be too if I was in a Dreamcast game!” — Matt
New Super Best Friends Play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat and Woolie stare at an old man's butthole, summon their mummy masters, fight the revolution, watch Kan-Ra twitch on the floor and skate up the shaft of a penis into outer space.
About[]
- “Strap on your helmet, get your board, put in your Rage Against The Machine CD, and prepare to be more disappointed than you have in a long, long time!”
- — Machinima description
- “Matt, Pat and Woolie kickflip their way over the ancient sarcophagus of Tony Hawk! For the 5th time!”
- — TheSw1tcher description
Quotes[]
- “This is high-end comedy you're watching here folks.”
- — Pat
- “You had a lot of faith in people who can't count!?”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, I don't remember all these people because all the skateboarders I remember are dead!”
- — Pat
- “Bam Margera's dead, man.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, he died in that butt-hole accident.”
- — Matt
- “I like Letica Bufonia 'cause she sounds like an opening entree at an Italian restaurant.”
- — Matt
- “Man, Tony looks disconnected from his environment.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah I would be too if I was in a Dreamcast game!”
- — Matt
- “Why is there a 'B' and a 'M' to spell 'skate'?”
- — Pat
- “Obama's drone army hates skaters.”
- — Pat
- “Let me get this straight. Triangle for Tony Hawk makes him grind, stomp, and eat his dinner at 4:30 pm?”
- — Matt
- “I feel like the only four people are also let's players and they're like...”
- — Matt
- “They're all trying to make videos at the same time. That's the only reason.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm sure all the censored dick stages are unlockable later.”
- — Woolie
- “Remember that time he did a 900 in the X-Games and then just fucked the ground for twenty minutes?”
- — Pat
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