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Ultimate Chicken Horse

Ultimate Chickenhorse Title
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Game Ultimate Chicken Horse
Length 31:27
Upload Date May 9, 2015
“Fuck you and fuck this game. Dammit.” — Liam

Super Best Friends Play Ultimate Chicken Horse is a one-off video in which Matt, Woolie, and Liam try to one-up each other with ass-hole traps in a competitive platforming game as they fight to decide which of them is the ultimate chicken.

About[]

PUSH YOUR FRIENDS PAST THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION AND INTO THE TAR PITS OF SHAME.
— Video Description

Quotes[]

Unity seems to be the Unreal of the video game industry.
— Matt
I'm calling legit keyboard johns.
— Woolie
That's true. Woolie is playing on a keyboard. It's not his native Saturn circle controller.
— Liam
You say it's too easy, Matt, but you're gonna botch it. You're gonna botch it harder than anyone ever has before.
— Liam
Maffew's gonna get footage of this.
— Matt
Do I need to teach you the Heimlich maneuver, Woolie? You choking?
— Liam
Open the door to Fuck Town.
— Woolie
Fuck you and fuck this game. Dammit.
— Liam
It's fun if you're not playing with Matt.
— Woolie
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