Friday Night Fisticuffs

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
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Game Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Upload Date July 25, 2014
Length 1:09:34
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“There's no little girl in this game, but there's a tentacle monster. Close enough.” — Matt

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is the sixteenth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs and the twenty-fifth episode of the The Amazing Superfriends! special. This week, Woolie drags Matt, Pat, and Liam into his deranged cult so they can play the forbidden game spoke of only in whispers and EVO stream chat. They also manage to argue over intros, shit talk DC, go to trial against Amaterasu, make a baby transmogrifier, and fail to get Woolie to shut up about Mahvel.

About Edit

— Website description


This is weird in more ways than one.
— Liam
If you rock too hard, you're gonna burn the house down.
— Woolie
I'm calling johns. I'm scared.
— Woolie
Actually what? Actually what happened there!?
— Liam
What time is it? What time is it mother fuckers?
— Woolie
It's like five p.m.
— Pat
There's no little girl in this game, but there's a tentacle monster. Close enough.
— Matt
Spencer will buff my ass with his bionic arm!
— Matt, as Vince McMahon
I'm watching the stream, getting a lot of comments saying that Woolie is a big baby.
— Pat
You made a tentacle monster? Sign us the fuck up! Get this guy to co-star in Bible Black.
— Matt
Nothing wrong with Chris.
— Matt
Still should have been Leon.
— Pat
Steer my hips as I drive the car.
— Matt
Your demon god has nothing against your wife arm.
— Matt
Microphone on your dick kinda chafes, y'know?
— Woolie
Don't sit on the microwave and microwave your genitals. You know what? Let me addend that. Don't microwave your genitals.
— Pat
You know how you change Jeans? By cheating on them after they're dead.
— Pat
... but when's Mahvel though?
— Woolie

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 0/4
Pat 3/5
Woolie 13/0
Liam 1/8

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.


  • Unlike in previous installments of Friday Night Fisticuffs, the first ten minutes of this episode consist solely of Woolie and Liam playing with the same teams.

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