Two Best Friends Play
Until Dawn
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Game | Until Dawn |
Episodes | 15 |
Combined Length | 07:44:54 |
Original Run | Aug 26, 2015 - Sep 30, 2015 |
Controller | Matt |
“Pro tip, this scavenger hunt takes place exclusively in my womb.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Until Dawn is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat murder some dumb teens, get sex-iled, obsess over Peter Stormare, admire yoga pants and discuss the finer points of cannibalism.
On November 8, 2015, they released a compilation video titled Matt & Pat's Until Dawn Mega Montage Compilation!.
About[]
- “How spooky can this sexy teen adventure get? We'll find out! (Pretty Spooky)”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Until Dawn Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “This is a fucking spooky game for spooking.”
- — Pat
- “It effects stuff happening around it, not halfway around the Johto region.”
- — Matt
- “Beth has a nice wooly sweater.”
- — Pat
- “A Woolie sweater, usually they're all slimy and gross but this one is pretty nice.”
- — Matt
- “I really hope the two hottest girls in the game don’t bite it immediately.”
- — Pat
- “I'll get right up in Peter Stomare's face and hang out there.”
- — Pat
- “I love you Peter Stormare. Have my Storm babies.”
- — Pat
- “See, you should go out with me 'cause I shot bags!”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, they're, like, twenty and I called them kids. Oh god, I'm so old. Oh god.”
- — Pat
- “You said there were no black people. He's dead now. He's dead.”
- — Pat
- “Imagine if you fell off a big high thing into drowning.”
- — Matt
- “So, who likes axes?”
- — Matt
- “Matt. He loves that shit.”
- — Pat
- “Establish dominance even if you're not. Even if you're so far from an alpha that you're a pre-alpha. You're still a GDD document.”
- — Matt
- “Omnivores suck. It's like, fucking pick a side, man.”
- — Matt
- “Ballerinas are super flexible.”
- — Matt
- “And strong with their toes. Yeah, I know. That's why they're weird 'cause I'm afraid they'll kick me.”
- — Pat
- “So, the good thing about being kind of overweight is that I’m sure I could take at least one stab wound that would kill a more healthy person.”
- — Pat
- “Pro tip, this scavenger hunt takes place exclusively in my womb.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not just a sex torso.”
- — Pat
- “Is that Jesus, or is it Depeche Mode's 'Own Personal Jesus'?”
- — Pat
- “You're getting really upset about how many of these shots I'm surviving.”
- — Pat
- “Alright ghost bitch, how's it hanging?”
- — Pat
- “She says nothing.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, alright, don't know why I even tried to interact with you. Interacting with you seems like a sure-fire ticket to being murdered.”
- — Pat
- “Hi, I'm a leather jacket named Rocky.”
- — Pat
- “How about I 'axe' you to break up with me, Emily.”
- — Matt
- “I can love a coward if he's got that wiener.”
- — Pat
- “Probably the best thing about the kids' new generation is because they're always taking constant photos of each other all the time, they're always ready to go missing.”
- — Pat
- “OMG! Mike confirmed! He's in Smash!”
- — Matt
- “Miners are usually bad at mining.”
- — Pat
- “It's the worst profession in the world. It literally is. Only being a Let's Player is worse.”
- — Matt
- “I hope these aren't zombie monsters. Then we'd have to kill Emily and feel nothing.”
- — Pat
- “Pro wendigo tips. A man after my own heart.”
- — Pat
- “If you see Emily being nice to people, that's weird, shoot her.”
- — Matt
- “I hate cannibalism. It's one of those things in horror movies that actually makes my stomach turn.”
- — Matt
- “I could eat a person.”
- — Pat
- “Let me die naturally. Don't just start fucking eating me, Woolie!”
- — Matt
- “Willing to fight a murderous bear for sex.”
- — Pat
- “If you keep your manhole covered, no one will ever get in.”
- — Matt
- “We were at the Cheesecake Factory and Liam kept putting margarine in everyone's drinks.”
- — Pat
- “Oh man, he's way more messed up than I thought. 'Cause he was just quoting movie shit and making funny voices before, but Takahata does that, it doesn't mean anything.”
- — Matt
- “The contours of her moose knuckles help her climb.”
- — Matt
- “His full name is 'The Baseball Missile That Destroys Cunts' but we just call him 'Baseball' for short.”
- — Pat
- “Never buy a David Cage game, only buy this one!”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card was made by 2Snacks.