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Until Dawn

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Game Until Dawn
Episodes 15
Combined Length 07:44:54
Original Run Aug 26, 2015 - Sep 30, 2015
Controller Matt
“Pro tip, this scavenger hunt takes place exclusively in my womb.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Until Dawn is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat murder some dumb teens, get sex-iled, obsess over Peter Stormare, admire yoga pants and discuss the finer points of cannibalism.

On November 8, 2015, they released a compilation video titled Matt & Pat's Until Dawn Mega Montage Compilation!.

About[]

How spooky can this sexy teen adventure get? We'll find out! (Pretty Spooky)
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Until Dawn Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

This is a fucking spooky game for spooking.
Pat
It effects stuff happening around it, not halfway around the Johto region.
Matt
Beth has a nice wooly sweater.
Pat
A Woolie sweater, usually they're all slimy and gross but this one is pretty nice.
Matt
I really hope the two hottest girls in the game don’t bite it immediately.
Pat
I'll get right up in Peter Stomare's face and hang out there.
Pat
I love you Peter Stormare. Have my Storm babies.
Pat
See, you should go out with me 'cause I shot bags!
Matt
Oh god, they're, like, twenty and I called them kids. Oh god, I'm so old. Oh god.
Pat
You said there were no black people. He's dead now. He's dead.
Pat
Imagine if you fell off a big high thing into drowning.
Matt
So, who likes axes?
Matt
Matt. He loves that shit.
Pat
Establish dominance even if you're not. Even if you're so far from an alpha that you're a pre-alpha. You're still a GDD document.
Matt
Omnivores suck. It's like, fucking pick a side, man.
Matt
Ballerinas are super flexible.
Matt
And strong with their toes. Yeah, I know. That's why they're weird 'cause I'm afraid they'll kick me.
Pat
So, the good thing about being kind of overweight is that I’m sure I could take at least one stab wound that would kill a more healthy person.
Pat
Pro tip, this scavenger hunt takes place exclusively in my womb.
Pat
I'm not just a sex torso.
Pat
Is that Jesus, or is it Depeche Mode's 'Own Personal Jesus'?
Pat
You're getting really upset about how many of these shots I'm surviving.
Pat
Alright ghost bitch, how's it hanging?
Pat
She says nothing.
Matt
Yeah, alright, don't know why I even tried to interact with you. Interacting with you seems like a sure-fire ticket to being murdered.
Pat
Hi, I'm a leather jacket named Rocky.
Pat
How about I 'axe' you to break up with me, Emily.
Matt
I can love a coward if he's got that wiener.
Pat
Probably the best thing about the kids' new generation is because they're always taking constant photos of each other all the time, they're always ready to go missing.
Pat
OMG! Mike confirmed! He's in Smash!
Matt
Miners are usually bad at mining.
Pat
It's the worst profession in the world. It literally is. Only being a Let's Player is worse.
Matt
I hope these aren't zombie monsters. Then we'd have to kill Emily and feel nothing.
Pat
Pro wendigo tips. A man after my own heart.
Pat
If you see Emily being nice to people, that's weird, shoot her.
Matt
I hate cannibalism. It's one of those things in horror movies that actually makes my stomach turn.
Matt
I could eat a person.
Pat
Let me die naturally. Don't just start fucking eating me, Woolie!
Matt
Willing to fight a murderous bear for sex.
Pat
If you keep your manhole covered, no one will ever get in.
Matt
We were at the Cheesecake Factory and Liam kept putting margarine in everyone's drinks.
Pat
Oh man, he's way more messed up than I thought. 'Cause he was just quoting movie shit and making funny voices before, but Takahata does that, it doesn't mean anything.
Matt
The contours of her moose knuckles help her climb.
Matt
His full name is 'The Baseball Missile That Destroys Cunts' but we just call him 'Baseball' for short.
Pat
Never buy a David Cage game, only buy this one!
Matt

Trivia[]

  • The title card was made by 2Snacks.

Gallery[]

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