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Mystery Box #014

Urban Chaos

Urban Chaos Title
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Game Urban Chaos: Riot Response
Length 37:51
Upload Date Jun 27, 2015
Controller James Small
Previous Mystery Box - Episode #013
Next Mystery Box - Episode #015
“Name me a problem you can't Molotov away.” — Matt


Urban Chaos is the fourteenth episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Matt and Woolie are joined by Dreamcast defender, James Small, as they trademark their subtitles, tazer people until they combust, give out pain rays to all the cops, and spoil the ending of Inversion.

About Edit

It's a mystery!
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

So we can stand here and like, all stare at this controller for as long as we want to, but someone's gotta pick it up!
— Woolie
By default every character I create is called Dave, whether they're female or male.
— James Small
Let's start our game off with a bang. Let's start our game with three minutes of a newscast.
— Matt
Don't talk to any cutscenes you don't know.
— Woolie
I don't think a shield could take plasma damage.
— Matt
A zero tolerance shield could.
— Woolie
RE4 took a lot of inspiration from this.
— Matt
Super murder! You're a good cop now, Dave.
— Woolie
No, you're a perfect boy!
— Matt
Stop resisting! This game's pretty current. It's pretty up to date.
— Woolie
New DLC available. Unexpected youth are at a pool party.
— Woolie
I would have liked to have seen an extended bit where you have to go through a bunch of paperwork, and you have to confront the victims family, and she's crying.
— James Small
If any country develops a gun that gives people brain freezes or gets them the pins and needles feeling when your legs are asleep, that country will win, 'cause no soldier will fight with pins and needles. Fuck that.
— Matt
Name me a problem you can't Molotov away.
— Matt
Car boot jack on your car? Molotov it.
— Woolie
Hey, I don't like the direction they're taking this Mirror's Edge game. Molotov it.
— Matt
That would work.
— James Small
Haven't paid your taxes?
— Woolie
Molotov yourself?
— Matt
Forgot your wife's birthday?
— Woolie
Give her a Molotov.
— James Small
You remembered.
— Matt
Ka-boom.
— Woolie

TriviaEdit

  • This is the first Mystery Box episode to have a special guest.
  • This video, and Woolie's contribution to it, are called back to in the first episode of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis.

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