Mechaweek Fisticuffs

Virtual On MARZ / Metal Warriors

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Game Cyber Troopers Virtual-On Marz, Metal Warriors
Upload Date Mar 20, 2015
Length 1:03:53
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“There's a reason why there's not a single LP where Woolie has instructed someone on how to win.” — Matt

Virtual On MARZ / Metal Warriors is the forty-third episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series and the seventh episode of Mechaweek. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam travel to the birthplace of the Biker Mice where they complain about Epyon continuity, and finish off the night with the love child of Konami and Lucas Arts.

About Edit

MISSION_006b: Splitscreen_Robofisting

Primary Objective: Remind the world that Metal Warriors is the best SNES game they've never heard of.

Secondary Objective: Acknowledge that the idea of a mech built around a spinning Dreamcast is the sickest shit.

Tertiary Objective: Summarily displace anyone who denies the Secondary Objective from out of your face.

— Video description

Quotes Edit

If this was gonna be a Fisticuffs, it's a Scrublords now.
— Pat
Wait, you're asking for Matt and not the viewers?
— Liam
No, I need more help than the viewers.
— Matt
That's like in the final fight of MK9, where it's like, Raiden versus whoever, and then Raiden wins by shooting a fireball.
— Pat
Who wins in a battle of cheaters versus liars?
— Matt
Woolie's in here playing hungry.
— Liam
You've got this robotic sexual energy coming off your backside spider-bot.
— Matt
Your mobility is so advanced, you don't entirely no how to use it.
— Liam
There's a reason why there's not a single LP where Woolie has instructed someone on how to win.
— Matt

Wins/Losses Edit

Virtual On MARZ

Matt 1/2
Pat 1/2
Woolie 4/1
Liam 1/2

Metal Warriors

Matt 0/2
Pat 0/3
Woolie 5/0
Liam 2/2

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.


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